The Confused Breakfast

It's a deep episode but it's important that we honor those brave soldiers who were immortalized in 1998's Saving Private Ryan. So, strap in and join us for our most intense and longest episode yet. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing •0:09:00 - Pertinent movie details  •0:19:15 - Critical and fan reviews •0:29:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:58:00 - Modern day ratings —...

Allow me to introduce you to I Am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe! Join Chelsea and Donny as they spike the punch, grind to Usher, and recap some of the CUTEST movies that made their Millennial minds ~*eXpLoDe*~!! Together, with some of their funniest friends and fellow experts of nostalgic nonsense, they relive their formative years and break down the Y2K of it...

Colonel Mustard, in the study, with a wrench! Well that one way it could have happened. To make a long story short(too late), Patreon recently voted for this on the nose whodunnit, based on the infamous board game or is it bored game? Gather up your weapons, point your fingers, and follow us through the secret passages! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:45 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:30 - Perti...

But where in America can one find a queen? QUEENS! Duh! It’s our first Eddie Murphy movie! We fantasize about being too rich to wipe your own backside and clean your royal… front side. Would you rather eat and McDonald’s or McDowell’s? Did Arsenio Hall steal the show and launch from his performance here? Either way this is movie that determined that one thing that makes an Eddie Murphy movie bette...

Growing up is tough- voice cracks, canines start coming in, hair in strange places. Are you supposed to get taller? Gotta have the talk with dad abut the birds and the fleas. Teen Wolf was held and released just after Michael J. Fox exploded on to cinema with Back to the Future. It's a story we've heard before with a not so subtle twist. Are werewolves common in Nebraska? Are werewolves good at ev...

Bull Mountain, Don’t Go Changin!! On this week’s episode, we strap on the snowboards, cue up Island in the Sun and hang out with an all-star cast of actors before their prime. Why is Rick trying to ruin an engagement? Did Anna tell her fiance about Rick? Why doesn’t David Koechner have more screen time? We tackle all these questions and more as we dive into a full review of Out Cold. •0:00:00 - In...

South Park is the second-longest running American cartoon series for good reason. We take a deep dive into the history of this show, as well as discussing our favorite episodes and characters. Join us for our fun discussion about this pop culture juggernaut.   •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:00 - First Memories •0:08:30 - How it Started •0:18:00 - Seasons/Episodes/Characters •0:31:15 - How It’s Mad...

Ever since we were kids we wanted to do a podcast about a gangster.. Goodfellas is revered as maybe the most quintessential gangster mafia spectacle since its inception. Does the Martin Scorsese staple still hold as an instant classic? Or did it mouth off too much and earn a place at the bottom, sleepin’ with the fishes? You think we’re funny? Funny how?  •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memori...

Say, would you like a chocolate pretzel?? Kevin Smith’s second film in the View Askewniverse, Mallrats, taught us the importance of being up 12-2 in the 2nd period, the meaning of callow, and that the back of a Volkswagen is no place to make Whoopi.. or something like that. Does Kevin’s Smiths signature dialogue come through? Are Jay and Silent Bob always the best part of these movies? Will Willam...

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… The Thing! In 1982, John Carpenter gave us a reimagined version of a 1950’s original. We can survive the Antarctic winter as long as we’ve got each other, right? At least until each other isn’t who they appear to be! It’s a movie that raises more questions than Jeopardy. So grab your prospectors hat, a fresh bottle of J&B scotch, and your trusty flame thrower! Caus...

Just when you think we couldn’t pick a better movie to review, we go and do something like this. AND TOTALLY REDEEM OURSELVES! Is Dumb and Dumber Jim Carrey’s best movie? Could this have been as great without Jeff Daniels? Who is actually dumber between the two of them? To find out, hit play and enjoy our modern day review of one of the funniest movies of all-time. We will just be hanging by the b...

Well, winter is upon us! That means cold weather, isolation and darkness. But it can also mean friendship, introspection and laughter. We discuss our top 5 movies that have all the winter vibes and beg to be watched during this time of year. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:15 - Topic Intro •0:06:15 - Honorable Mentions •0:09:45 - Top 5 Lists —————————————————————— **Visit us at Http://confusedbreak...

It’s time to pass through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, through the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops, and then through the Lincoln Tunnel! Elf, was the breakout leading role for Will Farrell in the holiday season. Is this the last great Christmas classic? Can elves, well, a human raised by elves, really survive on sugar? How long would it take to walk from the North Pole to New York Cit...

Forgiveness is more than saying sorry, you guys. Join us as we discuss 2005's 'Just Friends!' Is this Ryan Reynold's best role? Did Anna Ferris steal every scene she was in? How often do you think of this movie when you meet someone named Joyce? Did you ever ski in your jeans? We tackle all the hard-hitting questions. Enjoy! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:45 -...

In this bonus episode, we attempt to find a way to end the debate once and for all. This is a snippet of our weekly, bonus, patreon-only audio. If you would like more of this and want to directly support this show, please see more at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s not a tumor! It’s just Kindergartners. Get yourself a shave, put on you best blazer, lose the gun and pick up your whistle. We’re going undercover with no experience and horrible reasoning! Hope we don’t fall in love with the woman we’re looking for! ONE TWO THREE FOUR! MARCH!  •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:30 - Pertinent movie details  •0:09:30 - Critica...

MR. MAN! It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. We’re getting the band back together. The Blues Brother are on a mission from God. And we’re on a mission to discuss it. So get some dry white toast, four fried chickens, and a coke. crank up that cop motor to hit some Illinois ASWPP’s. You guys better get go...

We were given the opportunity to record a podcast INSIDE The Goonies house. A house where no one from the public has been allowed to tour for nearly 10 years. Couldn't pass up the chance to revisit this iconic movie and talk more about it. You won't want to miss this episode.  •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:07:30 - Revisiting The Goonies •0:35:30 - Writing our own sequel •0:40:00 - Astoria and other...

The best of enemies and the worst of friends. Two comedic giants reunite after 10 years for a trip down not so great memory lane. Do bathrooms have auras? Is ice fishing alone the ultimate male fantasy? Can friendships last a lifetime? Or are the dead ones the lucky ones, so they don’t have to deal with it anymore? Grumpy Old Men will teach us what life after life is all about! •0:00:00 - Introduc...

Grab a robe but not the Bijan and join us as we review American Psycho.  Was there an increase in business card sales after this movie? Does any of this actually happen or is it in Patrick Bateman's head? Is his workout regimen and facial routine something we should all start doing? What does a vice president of mergers and aquisitions even do? Why in the world was acquisitions spelled wrong in th...

Looky looky, I got Hooky! Grab your Fairy dust and draw your swords! Hook takes us to Neverland to find our inner child. So imagine a frosting pie, learn to crow, and clap your hands if you believe in fairies! We got a war in 3 days! BANAGARANG!  •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30- Memories of first viewing •0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details  •0:13:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:23:30 - Scene by...

Marines, facehuggers, and Xenomorphs OH MY!! Get ready to jump back in a stasis pod, cause we’re going back with Ripley for Aliens! When no one believes your story from 57 years ago, you may as well join the marine crew to go back and say I told you so. Hope there’s no kids or evolved Alien species waiting for us. Game over, man! Game over! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:45 - Memories of first vie...

Great Scott! It’s finally here! We tackle Back to the Future on the THE DAY! The movie that set the standard for the rules of time travel. We’re gonna need 1.21 gigawatts to cover this monumental flick! So grab some plutonium from the corner store, input your time destination and get your flux capacitor…..fluxing so we can make like a tree and get outta here! You know this episode is gonna get hea...

Wait, so Steve Martin, Keanu Reeves and Rick Moranis were in a movie together that no one remembers?! Well one of us does! In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be re...

Spooky season is upon us, so grab your 4 best friends, book an isolated VRBO cabin in the woods and spend the weekend. You can drink some wine, start a fire and venture into the creepy basement to hear evil incantations that will spawn demons to terrorize you. Should be a relaxing weekend! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details  •0:12:30 -...