The Confused Breakfast

Stop what you are doing and check this quick episode out. One of the perks of being a part of the Cloud10 Network is that we can introduce you to some great other podcasts. We would love to introduce you to She Speaks It All with Emily Hanks. You thought Emily only used Bravo as self-care and therapy? She has way more problems than that!  Emily watches ALL the tv and she wants to talk to you about...

Is Back To The Future 2 one of the best sequels ever? What did they get right and wrong about the future predictions? Why was that guy so focused on a stolen wallet? Why are we blaming Marty’s kids when this is clearly Marty’s fault? We tackle all of this and more in our new episode. Join us as we review Back To The Future 2 with a modern eye to see if it still holds up •0:00:00 - Introductions •0...

Is Raiders of the Lost Ark the best Indiana Jones movie? Despite being more than 40 years old, does the action still hold up? What’s worse- snakes or spiders? Did Indiana Jones actually do anything to affect this story? We tackle all these questions and more in a full-blown, modern-day review. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details  •0:14:0...

We had the privilege of interviewing Shane McDermott, the man behind the iconic character of Mitchell Goosen from the 1993 movie Airborne. He talks in depth about how he fell into the role, what it was like working with Seth Green/Jack Black and so much more. Hope you enjoy this fun conversation! Check out Shane's website at https://sfmcdermottart.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...

We all could use a consciousness raiser. So we’re covering Airborne! You better bring your skates for this Liquid Drano Wannabe Bullwinkle. An iconic take on the surge of 90’s rollerblading, laced with positive vibes, underwear references, and zero rules.  •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:15 - Pertinent movie details  •0:12:30 - Critical and fan reviews •0:20:15...

What does a one-armed man, St. Patrick's Day, a respected doctor with a wife who doesn't get too tired for love-making, Polish landlords and a ton of trains have in common? They all make up the plot of the classic 1993 film, The Fugitive. Does it still hold up with a modern eye? How bad is Kimble's lawyer? How many one-arm jokes will the hosts make during this episode? Tune in to find out! •0:00:0...

Come on you apes! Do you want to live forever?? To beat the bug we must understand the bug. Starship Trooper is going to give us a multi-crash course in space politics and human-insect relations. Did Carmen cause the entire war? Is this war a propaganda driven agenda for colonization? Is the only good bug a dead bug? Would you like to know more? •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of firs...

Put the bunny back in the box. May of Bay: UnCaged comes to a close with a much needed slam-bangin’ good time. Con Air helps us define irony with feeling the subtle breeze of freedom through our hair. Are snowballs any good? Why is Cameron Poe even on this plane? Is John Malevich the ultimate bad guy? This ain’t exactly Mai tai’s and Yahtzee. Welcome to Con Air! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:30 -...

**SPOILER FREE review until 20:15 min mark. We normally choose a classic movie from the 80s, 90s, or 00s and review it scene by scene with a modern eye to see if it still holds up. But not today….We went and saw Bert Kreischer's new movie 'The Machine' on opening night and decided to give you our honest thoughts. This is SPOILER FREE until 20:15 min mark, so whether you have seen the movie or not,...

May of Bay becomes truly Uncaged! Gone In 60 Seconds launches us in to full Nicholas Cage with mode like a Shelby GT 500 with a NOS button. A movie that gave witness to gorgeous cars and awful haircuts. A car movie with underlying tones of family, loyalty and a moral conflict blurring the lines of legality? sounds like things are about to get quick and frenzied. You mean to tell us they're doing a...

Welcome to The Rock! May of Bay is officially Uncaged! Michael Bay and Nicholas Cage join forces to give us a movie with more questions than answers. Is Mason actually James Bond? Who left the furnace running? How is the water around San Francisco not completely ruined now? STAND DOWN, CAPTAIN!  •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details  •0:14...

May of Bay: Uncaged rages on with Bad Boys! Michael Bay’s first major directorial debut attempts to answer the age old question: whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Apparently you pretend to be your Partner for way too long. Does Lawrence outshine Smith? Who exactly are the “Bad Boys”? Are they actually just Bad Cops?? Give us some watermelon bubbliscious and some skittles. •0:00:00 - Introdu...

It's the end of the world as we know it. And this is the best that NASA can come up with?? At least they got Bruce Willis. Armageddon Kicks off May of Bay Uncaged! Theres no sound in space. or fire. Try telling that to Michael Bay. oil drillers in space. Liv Tyler being serenaded by her father while she..well you know. bruce willis is saving us again from an impending evil space rock. We got 800 f...

We’re heading down to Chinatown! Kurt Russel and John Carpenter are teaming up again for Big Trouble in Little China. Is Jack Burton a capable hero or lucky zero? Did Mortal Kombat rip off some of the IP here? Sooner or later we run everyone the wrong way. Check’s in the mail, and if we’re not back by dawn call the president. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:45 -...

1999 is widely regarded as one of the best years for movies. When you start reading the list of all the amazing, award-winning moving that came out that year, you will be blown away. We do our best to each pick our individual top 5 from that magical year. Enjoy! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Topic Intro •0:07:00 - Honorable Mentions •0:13:15 - Top 5 Lists —————————————————————— SPONSORS **Vi...

Grab your tan Cierra and don’t forget that true coat. Blood has been shed near Brainerd, in a movie called Fargo. Simple honest folks livin’ the dream until it becomes a complex dishonest nightmare. Is Jerry really a victim? Is Marge the greatest detective in cinema? Are you sure you don’t want that True Coat? We think it’s kind of funny looking in a regular kind of way so we called it in…End of s...

Is that a Sorcerer’s stone in your pocket or are you just happy it’s Wednesday? Yuurr a wizard, ‘Arry…. POTter! Turns out you’re also famous, rich, and naturally gifted. Only problem is the evilest wizard in the world wants to find you and kill you just to repair his ego and street cred. Is quidditch a terrible sport? Is there another place to shop for magic school supplies? who’s accounting for t...

If you read this cast list and told us they were going to make a live action Super Mario Brothers in 1993, we’d scream to take our money. But two tyrannical Directors had 7 different writers had other plans. We know the video game didn’t really make much sense but this is beyond comprehension. We apologize in advance… •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00 - Pertine...

Aliens, priests, and warlords, oh my! Get your Multi-pass ready! We’re off to save the world! In between trying to quit smoking and a feeding the cat. Sure, our license is almost suspended but I’m sure the perfect woman will fall right in to our lap, and make everything right in the world. Literally. Anyone else want to negotiate? We’ll take the Fifth…Element that is. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:0...

Some movies are just so bad that they may not even deserve to get a full episode review devoted to them. AJ thinks this is a great movie and worthy of it's own episode. Can he convince Sean and Mike? Check out our new series called ON-TRIAL! •0:00:00- Introductions •0:03:00- Sean/Mike hate this movie •0:06:45- How This Works •0:08:30- AJ’s Defense •0:17:15- Jury deliberation ——————————————————————...

Oh you’re in a band? What’s it sound like?? If you’ve ever been in a band you hate this question. If you’ve asked this question, you didn’t understand the answer. Being in a band is hard. Making it big is nearly impossible. Might as well highjack a radio station until they play your..reel? You’re on the air, so stick it to the man! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing •0:0...

Bert Kreischer joins The Confused Breakfast to review the 1980 classic ‘Caddyshack’ to see if it still holds up. Was Judge Smails actually a good guy? Is this Bill Murray’s best role? What’s your favorite Rodney Dangerfield line? We talk about all of this and so much more! •0:0:00 - Introductions •0:10:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:14:45 - Pertinent movie details  •0:21:15 - Critical and fan r...

HeLLOOOOO! We’ve heard of growing up, but this is ridiculous. Robin Williams will go to the ends of the girth to be with his children, in Mrs. Doubtfire. So get in to character, put the toilet seat down, and be careful with this one she’s old.. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:15 - Pertinent movie details  •0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:21:45 - Scene by s...

True Romance. Young love. Old hate. New Drugs. The ultimate young-male fantasy comes to life in this Tony Scott entry to the Tarantino-verse. So don’t overthink it. Marry the call girl your boss hired for your birthday, kill her pimp since that’s what elvis would do, steal some mob drugs sell them to the lowest bidder! I doubt any loved ones will get hurt. Eat some pie. You’ll feel better. •0:00:0...

The 'I've Never Seen' series is back! If you have seen 1986's Cobra, you are going to want to listen to this episode. If you haven't seen this movie, you will need to immediately go watch it and THEN listen to this episode.  Enjoy! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:03:30- Who hasn’t seen this movie •0:11:30- Pertinent details and reviews •0:21:00- Scene by scene breakdown •1:13:30- Modern d...