The Confused Breakfast

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls -  is this a better than the original or a lazy, cash-grab sequel that Jim Carrey tried to tank on purpose?  Isr the raccoon “cliffhanger” opener is actually better than Stallone’s Cliffhanger?  Does Ace crosses the line from “weird guy” to straight-up unlikable and does the rhino birth scene belong in the all-time physical comedy hall of fame?  ...

This week we're talking about the drinks in movies that made us want to reach through the screen and take a sip. Sometimes a drink just looks so ridiculously good that it becomes as memorable as the movie itself. We're counting down some of our favorites, arguing over which ones we'd actually want to drink, which ones probably aren't nearly as good as they look, and why filmmakers are somehow able...

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 On this brand new episode, we dive into 2000’s The Patriot and ask if this is peak “Mel Gibson dad-on-a-warpath” or just Revolutionary War Braveheart-lite. We break down whether Jason Isaacs’ Tavington is an all-time hateable villain and if Heath Ledger’s Gabriel is actually the real patriot of this story. Also, we answer important questions like- why is Charlotte single and is their roma...

On today's brand new brunch episode, Mike has prepared a movie trivia game for Sean and AJ. Who will win? Will you as a listener get more correct answers? Tune in! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **K12-  See how K12 Powered Schools can help unlock your child’s full potential.  Enroll online today at http://K12.com/confused  **. Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code CONFUSED to...

Get on the bus with the boys because we finally reviewed Slap Shot.  In this episode we ask the big questions: is Reggie Dunlop actually the hero of this story, or a complete piece of shit who never grows up? Is Slap Shot the greatest hockey movie ever made, or does the lack of actual hockey knock it down a peg? Are the Hanson Brothers as epic as you remember?  Why was Ralphie's mom in bed with Re...

We brought each of our dads on for a conversation about movies in honor of Father's Day! Don't worry- we asked Sean's dad when he knew his son was going to be a 'trenchcoat kid'. Tune in and Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode, we dive into Spike Lee’s Do the Right Thing, a movie that somehow feels like it’s baked into America’s bloodstream. We’re talking oppressive heat, blaring boom boxes, and one summer day that turns a Brooklyn block into a pressure cooker for race, rage, and “doing the right thing.” Is Bugging Out just an early version of cancel culture, or is he the only one calling out a broken sy...

Every TV fan knows the feeling. You find a show that's absolutely incredible because of great characters, amazing writing and a story you can't stop thinking about. Then the network refuses to let it die. This week, we're discussing the TV shows that overstayed their welcome. From The Walking Dead and Lost to The Office, Yellowstone, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, Stranger Things, and mor...

When you think of this movie, you can’t help but get nostalgic for a time in America where all motels had raging parties in their lobby bar, every 50 miles there was a roadside attraction, and cheating on your wife was totally acceptable because you are a stressed out family man trying to provide the perfect vacation for yourself… errr, I mean for your family.  It was a simpler time-  TAKE ME BACK...

In this brunch episode, we finally put some respect on the ultimate “that guy” character actors — the faces you recognize instantly but can never name. Is Philip Seymour Hoffman the greatest “that guy” of all time who actually broke out, or does someone like John Carroll Lynch or Bob Stephenson deserve that crown? Hit play and argue with our list in real time. How many of these legends did you act...

All you have to do is look at the cast of this movie and you know that it will be an all-time classic.   On today’s episode, we dive deep into all the aspects of this movie including the important questions.  Is Val an all-time worst villain in movie history?  Is Hank Azaria’s character one of the greatest of his career?  How do you feel about a more reserved and calm Robin Williams?  Did Nathan L...

Summer camp movies were all the rage back in the 80s/90s and for good reason. On today's brunch episode, we bring you another double feature of camp movie nostalgia. It start offs with Heavyweights and ends with Camp Nowhere. •1:37:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **ASPCA-  To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast  **TruDiagnos...

Ahh, the mid 2000s.  We are all feeling a bit existential, wondering what it would be like to change the past.   The Butterfly Effect is certainly a byproduct of the time.   Was this an A+ idea that wasn’t fully executed or do you love it as much as you did back then?   Have you seen all the different endings and which is the best?  Where does this movie excel with its time travel theory and where...

We had an interesting discussion about what movies we thought needed a remake. The know the movies- the idea was there but the execution wasn't and we would love to see them try again. Join us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today’s brand new episode is a deep dive and scene by scene review of The Shawshank Redemption.   Is this truly the greatest movie ever made or does IMDB have it wrong?  Is there a possibility that Andy Dufresne was actually guilty?  Could anyone else have been cast in the main roles?  Is the Warden the worst movie villain of all-time?  We tackle all of this and much more.   •0:00:00 - Introductio...

On today's brunch episode, we put together 32-seed single-elimination bracket to figure out what famous movie character would be the best person to hang out with and be friends. Will a top-seed like The Dude run away with it? Or will a dark horse like Don from Dazed and Confused be the cinderella story? Tune in to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today’s brand new episode is all about 2002’s Spiderman.   We answer all the hard-hitting questions like- Who is the best Spiderman/Peter Parker actor?   Whose fault was it that Uncle Ben died?   Is Tobey McGuire a bad on-screen crier?  Peter Parker not saying yes to Mary Jane at the end- is he crazy?   Join us for the fun! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:00  -...

What does "perfect" mean when you are talking about movies? It doesn't always mean "best" but it can mean different things to different people. Mike, Sean and AJ each give their own top 5 lists of their personal choices for PERFECT movies. Join in on the fun and let us know yours! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **ASPCA-  To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.c...

Today’s brand new episode is a full review of 1985’s After Hours.   It’s quite possible that you have never heard of this movie, but before you dismiss it, listen to this-   Directed by Scorsese.  Starring Catherine O’Hora, Rosanna Arquette, John Heard, Cheech and Chong, Bronson Pinchot, Dick Miller and more.   It could be described as having the anxiety of the original Uncut Gems.  It’s fun and w...

With the NHL playoffs going on, we decided to dive into our favorite movies about hockey. Enjoy! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **TruDiagnostics- Our listeners can get 20% off at http://TruDiagnostic.com using code CONFUSED at checkout. **NordVPN-  Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top!...

Today’s brand new episode is a full review of 2002’s The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. We give it the modern-day, scene‑by‑scene treatment and ask the important questions like how is Legolas’ hair so perfect?   Why is Frodo the most annoying main character in history?   Does Andy Serkis deserve an Oscar for this performance, and is The Two Towers actually better than Fellowship?  Join us! •0:...

Another installment of "What Are We Watching" - the discussion goes over all the shows and movies we have each been watching outside of the podcast. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us today as we tackle 1989’s Lethal Weapon 2. Is this actually the best Lethal Weapon movie, with peak Riggs–Murtaugh chemistry and Joe Pesci’s Leo Getz pushing the buddy-cop formula to perfection, or does it fly off the rails into 80s action nonsense?  Is the toilet-scene etched into your brain?  Can a truck pull a house off a mountain?  Is Mr. Diplomatic Immunity the much punchable face of...

We wanted to determine the best movie franchise of all-time and we did it the only way we know how - single-elimination tournament style. Jump in and join the conversation as we likely make a lot of people made with our choices. —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **ASPCA-  To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast  **TruDiagnostics- Our listeners can get...

Today’s brand new episode is a full, modern-day, scene-by-scene review of 1993’s Wayne’s World 2. Is this secretly the superior Wayne’s World movie?  Are Christopher Walken and Aerosmith and upgrade over Rob Lowe and Alice Cooper?  Do the Wayne–Cassandra relationship, the Jim Morrison dream sequences, and the WayneStock ending still work in 2026, or are we all just blinded by nostalgia and late-ni...