The Confused Breakfast

It's double feature time. We re-watched Airborne and Brink and then spent 30 minutes talking about both. Who is cooler- Mitchell Goosen or Andy Brinker? What movie has a better downhill race scene? Is Val the most punchable face of all-time? Enjoy! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **TruDiagnostics- Our listeners can get 20% off at http://TruDiagnostic.com using code CONFUSED at checkout. **BIG GR...

Today’s brand new episode is a full, modern-day, scene-by-scene review of 1995’s Die Hard With a Vengeance. Is this actually the best Die Hard movie, or just the most fun and rewatchable? Is the John McClane–Zeus Carver duo one of the greatest buddy-cop pairings of all time?   Is this peak ’90s action or does the wonky ending keep it from true masterpiece status? Tune in and enjoy! •0:00:00 - Intr...

It's another episode of Screen Test, a quiz show about movies. Jump in and play along with us and see if you have more movie knowledge than we do! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **TRU-DIAGNOSTICS- Our listeners can get 20% off at http://TruDiagnostic.com using code CONFUSED at checkout. **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progre...

***In case you are listening to this on any other day than April Fools, we should probably note that the first couple minutes are an April Fools joke. Thanks to 3 lovely ladies for pretending like they were us. Today’s brand new episode is a modern-day, scene-by-scene review of 1995’s Clueless.  Is Cher secretly smart and self-aware, or just totally shallow and lucky? Is the Josh x Cher romance sw...

We are joined by our friends at Super Retro for a special brunch episode. We discuss our 10 favorite fictional TV/Movie Bands. Cool dudes and a very fun nostalgic conversation that covers our favorite things- music and movies. Which ones do you agree with? Which ones did we miss? Let us know! Go subscribe to the fellas- https://www.youtube.com/@superretropodcast —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  *...

Steve Zahn is an icon to many of us. His versatility as an actor has created memorable characters from movies like Saving Silverman, That Thing You Do, Strange Wilderness, Joy Ride, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Reality Bites and so munch more. He joined us on the show today to talk about his new movie called "She Dances" which is out in theaters NOW! We had a chance to screen it and we loved it, hopefull...

Today’s brand new episode is a full review of 1995’s Casino.  We give it the modern-day, scene by scene treatment and we ask the important questions.   Is Ginger the villain or is Sam just an idiot?   Is this Joe Pesci’s greatest role?  Are Ace and Nicky actually good dads?  Is Casino just Goodfellas Part 2?  Tune in and Enjoy! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:05:30...

Our friend Kevin Clancy - aka KFCBarstool- joins us today.   We wanted to revisit Dumb and Dumber.  How does it hold up 30+ years later?  Why aren’t they making comedies like this anymore?  Is the 90s truly the best time for music and movies?  Is Jim Carrey ok?  Why hasn’t Cam Neely addressed his cameo as Seabass?  We tackle all this and more.  Enjoy! If you would like to go back to our FULL blown...

You would think that a hockey movie starring Burt Reynolds and Russell Crowe would be a slam dunk, right?  We are going to find out on today’s brand new episode.  Is Mystery Alaska one of the most underrated sports movies ever?  Is Little Richard the best national anthem singer?  Could you live in a town where the only things to do are play hockey and fornicate? •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 -...

A few episodes back, we each brought 20 movies to the table to come up with our 60 most rewatchable movies of the 21st century. That was good but it wasn’t good enough. It’s time to rank them from #60 to #1. It’s going to get a little cutthroat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 of the hosts love this movie, 1 not so much.  Is this the best adaptation of The Punisher?  Is John Travolta sleep-walking thru this one?  What kind of rent was Frank paying for an apartment with its own hidden elevator compartment?  Is Rebecca Romijn still married to Stamos?  We tackle all the hard-hitting questions in a scene by scene review! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of fir...

We have been getting some great messages, questions and comments lately, so we thought it would be a good time to read them and react. Join us on this special brunch where we answer YOUR questions. There are some funny ones and some very heartfelt ones. If you want to reach out for a future episode, consider joining our patreon at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast or leaving us a voicemail at 3...

In this episode, we dive into David Fincher’s The Social Network and unpack how a spite-fueled college project turned into the platform that basically controls how the world talks.  Did Mark Zuckerberg actually steal Facebook from the Winklevoss twins?  Was Edwardo a loyal friend who got screwed, or a cautious businessman who didn’t fully commit and still walked away with more than he deserved?  S...

We had the honor of speaking with one of our heroes and you will love this conversation. Ernie Reyes Jr. from Surf Ninjas, TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze and much more joins us on today's episode. It's no secret that we absolutely loved seeing him on screen as kids. Ernie shares some stories about why Surf Ninjas became a cult classic, how TMNT launched his career and what he is up to now. Enjoy the i...

We close out the month of love with a touching tale about friendship.  True love isn’t just between romantic partners-  no no no.  It can also be between two friends.   And the best kind of friend is the one who has the power to give you free things like giant, out of date entertainment systems, a risk-free night with an escort and of course the most incredible gift of all.... Free cable.    Join...

What are the most rewatchable movies of the last 25 years. Could you pick 20? Could you pick 60? On today's episode, Mike, Sean and AJ fantasy draft a list of 60. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our 250th movie review is a special one. We dive deep into 'There’s Something About Mary,' from the zipper scene and “7‑minute abs” to Brett Favre cameos and creepy suitors, asking the important question- does this Farrelly Brothers classic still works in 2026. Is it a timeless rom‑com or just a long‑distance teenage crush gone way too far? •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:30 - Memories of first vie...

In honor of the month of love, we each give out our top 5 movie character crushes! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, we continue our month of love with the movie that some say developed and perfected the 21st century rom-com formula. This movie propped Matthew McConaughey into leading man territory and Kate Hudson was nominated for an MTV movie award for best female performance. Not to be confused with last week’s movie, 10 things I hate about you, we are of course talking about 2003’s How To...

Sean and producer Logan got to attend Sundance Film Festival this year and have a full report on the movies you will need to keep on your radar this year! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progressive.com  **NordVPN-  Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to ge...

We are kicking off our Month of Love in peak ’90s fashion.   On today’s brand new episode, we debate Heath Ledger’s early heartthrob status, gush over that insane stadium high school and the marching-band serenade, dig into the movie’s feminist angles, pile on praise for Larry Miller, and float a wild fan theory that Patrick Verona grows up to be The Dark Knight’s Joker.  Join us for a review of 1...

This is a very special brunch episode. Camden Griffith hosts an episode where we get to play a game called 'Never Stop Blowing Up' which allows Mike, Sean and AJ to enter the world of 'Roadhouse' and play out the story they way we would like to do it. It's a TTRPG or a game similar to DND and it's a really fun time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you saw this movie for the first time, I bet you didn’t know it was the second movie in a trilogy.  But I’m sure you knew that it was everything you could ever want in a movie..  Robert Rodriquez unleashed with an actual budget,  Antonio Banderas reminding us what cool looks like and Salma Hayek being the most gorgeous woman in the history of movies.  With a body count of 67, we are of course...

Today's special episode is a double feature. We are reviewing not one but TWO kid's karate movies from 1992. We finally rewatched 3 Ninjas after it's disastrous review and low rating back in Feburary of 2021. Will we change our ranking? Then we dive into Sidekicks, a movie that has been requested many times. Enjoy! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode h...

On today’s brand new episode, we discuss perhaps one of the most quoted movies of the 2000s.   Barely grossing $6 million in its original theatrical release, this film made over $50 million in DVD sales alone.  In fact, the CEO of Blockbuster has gone on record calling it the most stolen movie of all-time because it was never voluntarily returned.  We are of course talking about 2006’s Grandma’s B...