The Confused Breakfast

People are strange in Santa Carla. Apparently more that usual. Makes sense for the murder capital of the world. The Lost Boys shows us that under the weird clothes, rich, poor, big, or small. We all taste the same to Vampires. So call your husky, don’t invite anyone in to your house and do a weapons check. Oh and if your brother is sleeping in, staying up late, becoming interested in girls and spi...

Fire up the Monster Truck and grab your medical records. We’re headed to Cedar Ridge Distillery for our first ever live show featuring Road House! It’s time for a Swayze fueled fun time with broken glass, boobs, and blues. Is Wesley really the bad guy? Is there a national bouncer union circuit? Does pain actually hurt? Look, just follow the three simple rules of Dalton, crank up the Jeff Healy and...

All we need are some tasty waves and some cool BUDZ and we’re fine! It’s the cross over you’ve all been waiting for! We are joined by our friends and hosts of Raider of the Lost Podcast, James and Anthony Deveney. We’ve joined forces to cover one of the essential high school hangout flicks of the century, Fast Times at Ridgement High. Was the Mall as cool as they made it seem? Did sex rule all mot...

Some movies are just so bad that they may not even deserve to get a full episode review devoted to them. Mike thinks BioDome is a great movie and worthy of it's own episode. Can he convince Sean and AJ? Check out our new series called ON-TRIAL! •0:00:00- Introductions •0:03:00- Sean/AJ hate this movie •0:08:30- How This Works •0:11:30- Mike’s Defense •0:23:00- Jury deliberation ———————————————————...

Alllllrighty theeen! Ace Ventura helped launch the career of rubber faced Jim Carrey. It also sparked a controversial controversial conversation many years later. So grab your isotoners, put the laces out, and let’s save some animals! Ace Ventura is about to make a splash in the confused breakfast podcast, so do NOT go in there!! •0:00:00 -  Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:09...

Parenthood may seem like fun and games till some one kidnaps an infant and houses a couple of fugitive friends. Raising Arizona brings us a not so grounded tale of love, and how far we’re willing to go back for it. Don’t miss your turn, grab the Huggies and whatever’s in the cash register. Crime of passion is not the same as a passion of crime.  •0:00:00 -  Introductions •0:02:30 - Memories of fir...

YEAH, baby, YEAH! Shall we pod now or pod later? Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery offers up a groovy take on the classic spy flick and turns it on its head(with frickin’ laser beams). As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, We’ll be sound as a pound!...

We all remember high school right? Whether we want to or not. This week we are bring it all back with American Pie.  The school work, the pressure, the parties. At least we’ve got our buds to make unreasonable sex pacts with and share the most embarrassing things that have ever happened to us. So find your sensitive side, grab your secret sex bible, and by all means avoid the apple pie and pale al...

Saved By The Bell was arguably one of the most popular kid's television shows of the 90s.  We do a deep dive on the history of this show to decide if it still moves us the way it did as kids or if we should leave it in the past! •0:00:00- Introductions•0:02:30- Topic Setup•0:07:30-  Origin Story•0:13:00-  Characters/Actors•0:31:30-  Popular Years and Ending•0:37:30-  Favorite Episodes—————————————...

We’ve got a golden ticket. And we’re capping off our Summer of Seventies with a world of pure imagination. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory takes us on a colorful ride that shows us just how chocolate it takes to rouse the living dead and apparently kill the newly living. Are kids the worst? Are old people the worst? Is wonka actually a serial killer?are there only male Oompa Loompas? Summer of...

Warriooorsss come out to playyayyy!! Time to bop our way back to Coney Island. 100,000 gang members. 20,000 cops. All looking for us. No where to run. No where to hide. Baseball clowns, Mimes, and Orphans, OH MY! Get packed, make sure your cardio is tip top, and don't forget to pay your subway tokens.  The Summer Of 70's rolls on with The Warriors. CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAS? CAN YOU DIG IT? CAAAANNN Y...

Let’s go to Camelot! Actually.. let’s not. Summer of 70’s continues with Monty Python and the Holy grail. Do witches weigh as much as a duck? How brave can you be in face of certain death and dismemberment? Do coconuts migrate? Or does it take a certain kind of swallow? Bring out your dead and prepare your coconut horse! Not even a flesh would can stop the summer of seventies! •0:00:00 -  Introduc...

We’re not bad, we’re just drawn this way.  Join us as we dissect one of the most innovative movies of the 80’s.  Does this still hold up with a modern day viewing?   Tune in to find out. •0:00:00 -  Introductions •0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details  •0:15:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:22:00 - Modern day ratings ———————————...

Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite? The Dog days of summer are upon us. So we’re smashing through Quentin Tarentino’s major debut Resevoir Dogs. A movie based on reading between the lines launched a theatrical universe and the careers of some of hollywoods finest. Do belly shots really hurt? Will putting the lime in the coconut relieve your belly ache? Will you ever hea...

If you love this podcast, you know how important music is to us when we discuss movies.  So we decided to talk about our Top 5 Movie Soundtracks!  Join us for this fun episode.  •0:00:00- Introductions •0:03:45- Topic Setup/Honorable Mentions •0:11:00- Top 5 Movie Soundtracks —————————————————————— **10% off your first order of Pepper Joe’s. https://pepperjoe.com/discount/CONFUSED ————————————————...

JUUUAASST A BIT OUTSIDE! Major League is about make these misfits a household name. A bunch of has beens, are nots, and should haves are gonna try and win the whole f**king thing. So say a prayer to jobu, put on your glasses, and lube up a curve ball. There’s no Red Tags here! Only bad knees and booze fueled fun!  •0:05:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:11:30- Pertinent movie details  •0:16:00  -...

Asphinctersayswhat? Time for our dreams of doing a show in a basement becoming a full time gig to become a reality! Wayne’s World taught us that following your dreams doesn’t have to mean selling out! NOT!! Keep your friends close and the party even closer. So let’s crank up some bohemian rhapsody, blindly sign a contract and Find out if we’re worthy. Let’s do the super mega fun version! WAYNES WO...

Is that goal regulation size or what?? Happy Gilmore is disrupting the game of golf on this weeks episode! We find out what happens when an angry person plays one of the most angering sports in the world. Broken bottles, broken rakes, broken, Volkswagens, batting cages? Only 364 more days till next seasons hockey tryouts so grab you grandfathers clubs find your happy place and let’s head to the wa...

It’s the stuff dreams are made of. Well kinda.. this weeks I’ve Never Seen episode, 1 of the guys is happy to show the other two, Explorers! A movie that transcended the Galaxy to give us… we’ll you’ll just have to see. Do aliens exist? What is our purpose? Do movie deadlines mean nothing to production studios? Let dive in and find out more! •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:06:00- Who has...

We hear it’s always a killer time up at Bernie’s! Let’s go for the weekend! Sometimes you just can’t let ANYTHING get in the way of your stroke of good luck. So let’s keep lying to everyone as well as ourselves about how we think this could possibly end. We’ve heard of faking a death but this is ridiculous..  •0:00:00 -  Introductions •0:05:15 - Memories of first viewing •0:09:45 - Pertinent movie...

If you grew up in the 80s or 90s, you know that seeing a photo of a toy from your childhood, can bring floods of nostalgia!  On this mini-byte episode, we talk about the best and most popular toys of those 2 decades.  Give it a listen for guaranteed nostalgia and laughs. •0:00:00- Introductions•0:06:30- Topic Setup •0:10:45-  80’s Toys•0:33:00-  90’s Toys—————————————————————— **Get Free Shipping,...

SPOILERS!  After recording our movie review on the original Top Gun, we were graciously provided a private screening of the new Top Gun Maverick movie with some of our awesome friends.  We have some thoughts on the movie and will be reviewing on this episode.  Is it better than the original?  Do we have any issues with the movie?  How does this movie rank for us?   Join us for all the thoughts…. i...

Get to the choppa!!!!!!! Time to casually blast a boom box in a helicopter for a covert mission that we don’t actually know anything about. What are we doing? Who’s out there? Who is this lady and why are we letting her tag along? Why are we just randomly dying? Probably to keep us from asking any more questions. This isn’t going to end well. Unless your Arny obvi. Stick around you son of a b*tch....

I feel the need, the need for speed. It’s time to buzz the tower, before we call the ball. I think our egos just cashed another check.. Top Gun has inspired us to take on new call signs and take off our shirts for volleyball. Don’t let the hair fool you, we’re dangerous, sweaty, and inverted.  •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:05:30 - Call Sign Ceremony•0:08:30-  Memories of first viewing...

Someday I’m gonna be a big sports star. Dude, We all thought we were going to be the next Reggie Jackson. Until we realized we’re actually just average joes, dude. What happens when a driveway game sweeps the nation and let regular people compete at the pro level? Some major names in comedy joined forces to give us just that in, Baseketball! Our very first executive producer pick, dude! So get you...