The Church of Common Sense

Today....why Booger thinks the execution of the Wacko that shot and killed Charlie Kirk should be televised...and in prime time. Plus...we find out another wacko was involved in the plot to murder the Christian Talk Show Host. A senate hearing today erupted into chaos...but ...the good news is...you may get to see it on Tik Tok....since the deadline to sell the social media app has been extended a...

Today...the trans he/she boyfriend/girlfriend of the confessed killer of Charlie Kirk fesses up! Get Ready Louisiana... The National Guard is comin to a city near you...and they headed to Memphis as well. In a couple of stories the lame stream media doesn't want you to know...the Trump administration is giving money to historically black colleges...but ONLY if the students learn...and another coup...

Today....are you ready for drug commercials that are 5 minutes long? RFK Jr. says they could be coming....Louisiana taxpayers are gonna have to pony up over $1 Million after a bunch of public records got sent to a landfill by mistake... New Jobs Numbers indicate that Joe Biden may have not actually added millions of jobs during his administration....in other words...he lied...surprise surprise...a...

Today...the Louisiana National Guard is helping to get rid of illegals in the state! A New ruling says just because someone looks like they are Mexican doesn't mean the law has to assume the are legal, 300 Koreans will soon be "Leavin' On A Jet Plane'; and how to tell if someone from Illinois is a criminal...if they are from Chicago...they are a criminal...dis, dat, and mo...right here!

Today...President Trump has had enough!!! He's launching an investigation into the European Union, threatening to blow more illegal drug boats out of the water, and changing the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War....Plus...The Powerball has risen to a whole new level...meaning Shorty the Barber and me might be forced to buy TWO tickets!

Today...new rules in the NFL...which could make the games last up to 7 hours... Senator Kennedy from Louisiana warns about a new imported shrimp that make you look like an Alien.. Upon hearing this the democrats have nominated the Alien from some foreign aid committees and Gavin Newsom is considering he/she/it as a running mate. The Orleans Parish jail has been hit by a cyber attack...but inmates...

Today, the U.S. at the direction of President Trump, blows a boat full of illegal drugs bound for the state of Florida out of the water and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says we gonna keep doing it to every boat full of illegal drugs headed this way; The State of Florida is passing a law that lets parents decide whether or not they want their children vaccinated, Louisiana is about to get some ne...

Today...L.A. Police arrest a naked woman after a FOUR HOUR standoff...now WHY would it take 4 hours to arrest a naked woman????I guess some things can't be rushed. Plus....President Trump says just because he went two days without a press conference doesn't mean he is dying....Russian spy planes spotted over Alaska causing us to wonder if Sarah Palin has purchased a new two-piece swimsuit, and Con...

Today...what they call news when dey ain't no news goin' on!

Today...Why the Federal Appeals Court took advantage of a "slow news day" to announce they thought President Trump had overstepped his bounds where tariffs are concerned. What constitutes a "normal" day in Chicago these days, an update on that Ukraine/Russian ceasefire is NOT working out, a "real life Batman" saves the day in Florida.....and.....does it pay to keep working after the workday ends?

Today...surprise surprise....latest survey says Louisiana is one of the WORST states to raise a family in! One day after saying that New York doesn't need help with crime, a 69 year old woman gets shot in face in broad daylight. California and a few other states may lose millions of dollars in federal funding if they don't make truck drivers learn English. The new CDC director has been fired alrea...

Today...CRACKER BARREL BRINGS BACK THE CRACKER! Listen for details. The Governor of New York, Mayor of NYC and Police say they don't need President Trump to bring in the national guard....right before an Amazon delivery driver gets shot in broad daylight.... and... in Chicago, the mayor and governor of Illinois say the same thing...then beg people to "peacefully" protest if the soldiers arrive.......

Today...The president is thinking of sending the National Guard into cities running rampant with crime like Chicago...but the Governor says Leave my N******* alone! Cracker Barrel is getting some pushback about their new logo design...but the new head of the company says Leave my N******* alone! One democratic leader of congress is thinking of redrawing some districts in heavy blue states like Tex...

Today...better late to the party than to not show up...Louisiana sends national guard troops to DC after the situation is under control, The beef bandit has been caught after stuffing a little too much meat down his pants, Play Station is going up in price, causing us to wonder will gamers have to cut back on tattoos? And...if you're planning to steal a car, get the Chevy Camaro. It's #1 on the li...

Today...Check your fridge..Wal Mart is recalling radioactive shrimp that may make you glow in the dark...you can either send em back or use them to create a new Halloween costume. Texas passes their redistricting plan...and pisses off California...a win/win for Texans! Mickey D's is cutting prices, and Morgan Wallen refuses to let his latest album be nominated for a Grammy!

Today... Hillary (in a desperate plea for attention) says gays and lesbians may not be able to marry soon, The Lame Stream Media (in a desperate plea for attention) says that 30% of businesses might raise prices (While 65% will not and 5% will lower prices) Drug Prices for people wanting to get skinny are half price..(in a desperate plea for attention)...but still a long way from affordable...New...

Today...The Democrats may finally get what they don't want but forced....a war with RUSSIA. MSNBC announces a name change to MS NOW...which stands for More S*** Now...and hopes to put the past behind them. In other words...things will still suck...just under a new name...and in the home state of Louisiana, school stabbings, jail fight...or...just another typical day. Plus the mayor of New Orleans...

This week...The National Guard Invades DC at President Trump's Request, Thew New Orleans Mayor indicted in a sex scandal that's been going on for years, The son of a prominent Baton Rouge Judge may get away with exposing himself after all the judges that know his mama recuse themselves from the case, A NOPD officer known as TJ Popo is now under investigation for the murder of the reporter covering...

Trump and Putin have had a "constructive" meeting! The Mayor of New Orleans...Latoya....has been indicted and might be headed to jail over a years long sex scandal! And...the Powerball Lottery Jackpot is the highest ever... DRINK UP! and Listen in!

Today...The National Guard has invaded Washington DC....at the request of the President! A new poll says that more people trust the government than last year....but... at least 2/3rds still think they are full of s***. The Governor of Florida opens up a new "amusement" park for illegals; and another great idea by the city of New Orleans falls flat!

Today...another Gold Star for the NOPD...now we learn that the death of a TV reporter earlier this year to cover the Super Bowl in the Crescent City includes a policeman known as TJ Popo! President Trump had a virtual meeting with the leader of the Ukraine today and rated it a "10". Ands the Texas DPS has rounded up a good ole fashioned Posse to search for missing democrats who fled the state in o...

Lots of News Today...be prepared...Hurricane #1 may be on the way! President Trump may get his wish for Too Late Powell to lower interest rates....or....he may sue him. One of the all time great companies; Kodak: may be going away for good. A New Nashville Loop is coming, where motorists will go around and around and it will always lead you to think you are headed somewhere but never let you exit...

Today...the son of a prominent Baton Rouge Judge gets arrested for whippin out his ding-a-ling in front of a hotel maid...but...non judge will take the case because they all know his mama..or...is it because they are afraid of who might come forward with other ding-a-ling viewing stories....time will tell. Things are so bad in D.C. that president Trump has called in the National Guard! The Preside...

Today....Texas has found a way to get the democrats to come back...make em pick their paycheck in person! A Black Woman is being sued because the may have violated a white man's civil rights....and that white man is ...President Donald Trump....and a new black hole estimated to be 13 Billion years old has been discovered...causing a woman to claim she is the legal descendent of the hole and demand...

Today, more proof that the state of Louisiana is broke....Game Wardens fining families for keeping deer as pets, the city of Lake Charles saying it's the best place in the state to get robbed or murdered...because of the casinos and the food....and drivers pulling in front of 18 wheelers trying to get a personal injury claim....oh well...at least is shows them :Get Gordon: billboards are workin'.....