The Church of Common Sense

Today...another day of "who gives a sh*t anymore" aka the gub'ment shutdown! Dems are now bitchin about Trump's inprovin of the White House after 8 years of "Ghetto Fabulous" and another 4 of "Assisted Living"...THE NBA proves they have just as many "Thugs" as the NFL and the annual Christmas Tree will soon arrive in NYC...followed by President Trump being blamed for destroying the eco system and...

Today ...yet another day of "who gives a sh*t" AKA the gub'ment shutdown...and authorities are tryin to figure out just how city workers in Nawlins might be affected. First they got to figure out just what NOLA city workers really do! Food Stamps may be affected, which could send the Louisiana economy into a tailspin. President Trump's popularity is on the rise....and..... you now got to use your...

Today...President Trump may be getting ready to sue the D.O.J. for millions. $$$ Word is the meeting in Hungary with Putin has been postponed because....after all...who wants to go to Hungary in the first place? 100 Million dollars in jewelry stolen from the Louvre and French authorities are baffled as to how. Things are so bad in California that Bears are trying to break IN to the zoos....and day...

Today...President Trump honors the LSU Baseball team at the White House and we have the audio...plus...why U.S. troops won'g be going into Gaza...because they are more needed in CHICAGO! The Gub'ment is still shut down and the stock market is lovin' it! and....might be time to decide on an extra 2 beers or a Mega Millions ticket...listen in to find out why!

Today....The Gub'ment shutrdown continues and the federal courts {including the Supreme Court} are about to run out of money. Meanwhile Wall St. LOVES the shutdown as investors continue to send stock prices thru the roof. In a shocking report not EVERYBODY wants a Buccees in their backyard...and Americans are estimated to spend more money that ever on Trick or Treat Candy...obviously they ain'te f...

Today...Sh*t is about to get serious in Venezuala, President Trump done sent the B52's down there; Another Trump enemy has been indicted, former security Head John Bolton, the gub'ment is still shutdown and for the 16th day...nobody gives a damn...and Louisiana has some of the cheapest gas anywhere...if only anybody here had any money to buy it!

Today...Day #15 of "Who Gives a Sh*t"... otherwise known as the Gub'mente shutdown.. But the military got paid. A liberal judge is trying to say that President Trump can't fire people during the shutdown.... we'll see how dat goes... meanwhile the President says his crackdown on crime is workin' {and it ain't just because most of the major criminals...aka members of the Congress and Senate....are...

Today...LSU orders extra security for the Aggie game after 2 people was shot at homecoming last week....'becuase the Aggies know how to "shoot back". Lays Potato Chips says they are rebranding...here's hoping they do a better job than Bud Light adn Cracker Barrel, The U.S. has blown another South American drug boat out of the water....and the gub'ment is still shut down.....if anybody cares!

Today...almost everybody (except the democrats) is elated with the Peace Deal between Israel and Hamas brokered by Donald Trump....One mideast leader is so happy he wants to nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize...and the stock market likes it too...all 3 major indexes went up significantly today. Super Bowl fans are not happy though, and several petitions have begun to replace Bad Bunndy with...

Today..the state of Louisiana again sets another record for being the state giving out the cheapest sh*t for treats to children this Halloween. Looks like the Trump plan to end the fighting between Israel and Hamas might actually be gonna work; former NY attorney general and Trump Hater Letitia has been indicted, Taylor swift still be kickin' ass when it comes to record sales....and, oh yeah....th...

Today...naked man tries to sneak Thermos into jail....guess how ???? Hamas and the Egyptians are talking....but...don't cue up that "Bangles" record just yet. The price of visiting Mickey Mouse is going up, they finally caught the last escapee from the New Orleans jail....and NO....not in Louisiana, and...college football players can now do something pros can't....BET...on the NFL!

Today...the gub'ment remains shut down and much to the surprise of 14 people natrionwide....the world has not ended and nobody gives a damn! Homie Comey set to be arraigned for lying tomorrow, airports in democrat led cities using the shutdown to delay flights, Court rules Louisiana 10 commandment law can stand because majority of Louisiana students can't spell either "ten" or "commandment" ..and....

Today ...THUGS; HO'S; AND THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN ...3 THINGS THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT....unless they directly involve YOU!

Today...Diddy be goin' to jail! Trump is gonna get his own U.S. Coin, The Saints are staying put in Nawlins, and Cracker Barrel admits their "Big Mistake"...Plus...ain't it funny how when you promise to "bomb the hell" out of somebody, they come around to your way of thinkin!

Today....Wall Street Evidently likes the gub'ment shutdown, the TSA is using the shutdown as an excuse to be even lazier than they are. Nawlins Mayor Latoya has one more "Screw You" gift for Louisiana before she leaves office, Why Booger thinks a "cage match" on the White House Lawn may be the way to solve things in Congress and the Senate...and...last but not least.... Diddy be sorry...no sh*t Sh...

Today...the gub'ment has shut down...no airplanes have fallen out of the sky, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas are all expected to happen. Authorities in Louisiana spot a huge Manatee, confirming that was it was despite it looking amazingly similar to New Orleans Mayor Latoya. Defense Secretary wants to rid the military of "fat" generals and admirals, and Maxwell House may be changing it's n...

Looks like the federal government may shut down at midnight and all indications are most people don't give a rat's ass! The latest sh*thole to be corrected by the National Guard is Memphis; we may finally have an answer as to why most people are in a bad mood most of the time; Delta and Spanx are getting together because some people are just too fat to fly, beer kegs rollin' free across the Califo...

Today...why Booger thinks Charlie Kirk's killer should be executed on free public TV; why a government shutdown could mean the firing of thousands of federal workers...FOR GOOD....a plan for peace in the middle east, and Google/YouTube has to pony up 25 million dollars for shutting down President Trump's account!..

JAMES 'HOMEY COMEY HAS BEEN INDICTED...it took damn near 10 years but the lyin' A**hole will finally have to answer for waistin America's time and taxpayer $$$. It's "sue somebody day" Today, Hershey has been sued because their candy ain't scary enough, TESLA is being sued because investors were lied to, and to keep from being sued AMAZON settles about tricking people into signin up for A "Prime"...

Today...If you bought it from Amazon.,,, There's a good chance it may be defective...over a HALF MILLION products are being RECALLED. Jimmy Kimmel may be back...but not on every station. Some TV affiliates still refuse to carry him...will ABC demand the FCC get involved? We now find out that groceries went up almost 30% due to the pandemic and the Biden years...but experts are trying to find a way...

Today...now that ABC has kissed Jimmy Kimmel's A$$...your subscription rates are about to go up....a company that wants to bring jobs to the lower 9th ward in Nawlins is facing protests because...the smell of the area would actually improve, the noise from the factory would drown out the gunshots on the weekend....and it would bring jobs.....Lawd knows we can't none of dat in dis part of Louisiana...

Fell for the latest stunt did ya? Now that ABC Got everybody to talk about them...Jimmy Kimmel will be back on Tomorrow night....Like he was ever really going anywhere. Perhaps they should rename the network ABS All Bull Sh**.

Today...The Government is about to run out of money....AGAIN....Tik Tok ain't goin' nowhere...The Phone Company is still in charge of EVERYTHING...and....Birds can now take a crap and grow a 10 feet tall stalk! LISTEN for all the details!

Today..the looney liberals want the head of the FCC to resign over the JImmy Kimmel cancelation... ain't happening! After "Too Late" Powell cut interest rates the stock market went through the roof, just like President Trump Predicted, a new study we probably wasted millions of dollars on says social media is making us fat....well duh... and The city of New Orleans is 65 million dollars in debt an...

Today....another late nite talk show host on the "chopping block" for his negative comments concerning the murder of Charlie Kirk. The fed finally cuts interest rates with Jerome Powell proving just what an A**hole he is...and just how many crazy people are there in California?