The Church of Common Sense

Today our righteous Reverend salutes Oncor Energy for letting a handful of homes go without power for 9 hours when a problem could have been solved in 9 seconds! and ...why actions like this will be the reason A.I. takes over the world!!!

Today we discuss the arrogance of CBS Sunday morning to leave out one of the greatest songs of all time in their 250 songs to celebrate America....all because they claim it to be "racist"...but...The Good Reverend offers his version of it...for song #251

Today...Our "World's gone slap damn crazy" edition! Two National Guard agents shot near the White House, The Case that gave us the famous "Trump Mug Shot" dismissed in Georgia.....6 years later....An illegal from the countrry of Chile steals homeland security director Kristi Noem's purse....Johnny Cash's estate is sueing Coca Cola for hiring a "sound alike" to sing in a commercial.....and.......Th...

Today... the Democrats who suggested member of the military disobey orders may learn that what mama said is true...:Dat Mouth Gonna Overload Yo Ass One Day!" 8 people now arrested in the Louvre Heist and the stolen jewels ain't been found yet...just how much wine are they drinkin' over there in France??? And why the city of Nawlins is gettin' more like the movie Blazin' Saddles every day!

Today, Mayor "Whatshisname" names his transition team of 400+ individuals all expected to arrive in NYC in Chevy Vans and a Vintage Low Rider! The TSA is beefing up security for the holidays expecting to find a few Illegals, terrorists and perhaps a couple dozen natural blondes; a homeless man gets trapped in a porta potty and attorney for the construction company says some people just have a "shi...

Today...the feds launch operation Swamp Sweep and head to Nawlins to round up illegals... President Trump pretends to get along with Mamdani for a day, A truck load of live chickes causes confusion in Washington, A comic book worth 9 MILLION dollars...and the new Oklahoma City Board game features the skyline of.....TULSA?!?!?!

Today who has the FINAL say in what the public sees in the Epstein files... President Trump welcomes a communist to the White House, and which phone company is getting ready to cut thousands of jobs!

Today...Solid Gold Sh*tters; Good Dope; and TV Nobody is Watching!

Today....we finally find out just how many kinky members of Congress and the Senate there are....New Orleans former mayor and her bodyguard/boyfriend can now only have sex if their lawyers watch... How Louisiana is tryin to lure people who want to leave NYC to the Bayou State, and California get's a grant to build solar powered floatin' toilets to keep people from pissin in the water!

Today, high level members of Congress are getting set to welcome victims or convicted sex maniac Jeffery Epstein to Washington for the release of the files, which is only fitting since nobody knows more about screwing people than Congress! The National Guard is headed to New Orleans….and not to party. The Supreme Court gives the go ahead for construction of a prison to house those with mental issu...

Today, the gub'ment shotdown is officially over....and so sf the Federal Employees 40+ day vacation....Food Stamp recipients in Louisiana gonna get a little Lagniappe... according to Governor Jeff Landry...but.... you still gonna have trouble getting from point A to Pint B if you usin and airplane!

Today....Louisiana embraces the "it'll do" mentality. Half or our students in the elementary schools can read and our infrastructure, economy and quality of life gets a D-.....and we call it "progress". Starbucks may go on strike, Australia sets a record for the number of Bagpipers in once place, and most importantly, now that the final dmeocrat congresswoman has been sworn in we may FINALLY get t...

Today....Louisiana embraces the "it'll do" mentality. Half or our students in the elementary schools can read and our infrastructure, economy and quality of life gets a D-.....and we call it "progress". Starbucks may go on strike, Australia sets a record for the number of Bagpipers in once place, and most importantly, now that the final dmeocrat congresswoman has been sworn in we may FINALLY get t...

Today....can a team of Louisiana Judges distinguish between what is a "shit" school and what is not....since most of them probably graduated from one....A middle schooler in Louisiana is under arrest for putting AI generated nude bodies on the faces and heads of his classmates; another Pelosi is thinking about running for public office {surprise surprise} and even if they vote to reopen the govern...

Today....even though the vote has been taken...The Gub'ment is still shut down....and....by the time it get's opened back up....the country may be out of money again!!! A new indication that Halloween may now be more popular than Christmas....Cold weather has got more than half of the country in it's grip....and the Cockroaches have started to the Mexicans!

Today...why the state of Louisiana has the reputation is has...including the shutting down of the "yank wun soon" massage parlor in the state's capital. Mark Sanchez proves not all drunks derserve to be sportscasters, Farmers Almanac decides to call it quits and day # Whatever of "Who gives a Sh*t" continues!

Today....the final Escaped Monkey from the Tulane research center has been captured, and you won't believe where he was hiding; and speaking of monkeys, the world's oldest living ape, AKA Nancy Pelosi, has announced she is running for re-election, provin not only can the dead vote, but they can run for office too, President Trump announces you no longer have to be fat and old....just old..., and E...

Today...as we head into the longest gub'ment shutdown in history, the FAA is cutting back on the number of airplanes in the skies, meanwhile President Trump keeps wheelin and deelin ...but not with congress...with Asia instead. Body Cam footage has been released from the great "Tulane Monkey Escape" and some are saying it resembles a half-time show at a Bayou Classic game. Now that NYC has a Musli...

Today...gettin ready for a new world shutdown record tomorrow....day $37 of "who gives a sh*t"... Elections today across the nation and with the new "relaxed" voter laws everything from Dumpsters in New York to Surf Boards in California casting votes...and...Louisiana Senator John Kennedy suggests that since Government workers aren't getting paid during the shutdown, neither should Congress or the...

Today...day #35 of...."Oh Sh*t...They Not Buyin Our Bluff!" Why the democrats are so determined to keep Obamacare around, Drug Cartels now offering rewards for thugs to shoot border patrol agents, Nigerians killin Christians,,,,and why President Trump will be called a racist when he bombs the sh"t out of them,,,adn Hussein Obama shows his true Muslim colors once again!

Today...researchers at Tulane University are trying to calm fears about a group of escaped lab monkeys that have not been captured saying..."as far as they know, none of them have applied for the head coach job at LSU". President Trump is back and touting a whole bunch of wins for the U.S, during his Asia Trip, most importantly...Tik Tok will stay around...and so will the video's of naked oriental...

Today....Could Donald Trump pick the new coach of LSU??? Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry is FED UP! He says there is NO WAY current AD of LSU Scott Woodward will pick the next head football coach...The Fed Lowers interest rates as the Gub'ment shutdown enters day 29, French officials still have not found the 100 million dollars worth of jewels stolen from the Louvre, The NFL enters CYA {cover yo as...

Today....the gub'ment is still shut down and the democrats want to sue President Trump, Melissa is now a Category 4 storm after ravaging Jamaica, Confederate Statues return to Washington DC and...Obama proves just what a Hypocrite he is!

Today....day #27 of who gives a sh*t...AKA the gub'ment shutdown. 700 Thousand fed workers furloughed, food stamps running out, air travel being canceled, and the stock market seeing all time highs....Two Navy Ships have decended on Venezuela and the President of that country says it may be an eternal war...obviously his definition of "eternal" is different from ours. An idiot puts out a "Hit" on...

Day # Whatever in the ongoing Who Gives a Sh*t Crisis known as the Gub'ment shutdown! The President is on his way to Asia, The Stock Market is Through the Roof; and there's another hurricane that is probably gonna miss the U.S....so in other words..."happy days are here again"