The Church of Common Sense

Today...Russia/Ukraine Talks & Ketchup Smoothies....who the hell cares...Nobody...but they be in the news anyway. They found some of the Democrats that fled Texas because they didn't want to vote on redistricting...only after somebody threatened to blow up the hotel where they were stayin' ...President Trump says Apple will invest 600 Billion dollars in the U.S. Economy, but that doesn't mean...

Today, the state of Texas was unable to hold a vote on redistricting the state since the majority of democrats left the state so they wouldn’t have to vote… The Texas House speaker signed civil arrest warrants for the absent Democrats, but the question is…how many left the state using Taxpayer money? Liberals are crying boo hoo hoo because Planned Parenthood is pulling out of Louisiana even though...

********BULLETIN********Be on the lookout for Texas Democrats who may have fled the lone start state to keep from having to vote on redistricting..Listen in and we will tell you how to easily spot a Texas Democrat! Alligator Angola may be coming to Louisiana...and bets are being taken on whether or not construction will be complete before the first Buccee's! Hurricane season is here and with a sto...

Today....are we going to war with Russia? President Trump has moved some Nuclear Submarines into position and the lame stream mainstream media is nervous! Something is "up" with Ghislaine Maxwell....Congress has delayed hearing her side of the story and after her testimony earlier this week she has been moved from a Florida Prison to a Texas Prison... could the Clinton's be involved? And...the cor...

Today...we now know that Hillary is both a BITCH and a CROOK! Tariffs deadline is tomorrow. Time to get rid of fat lazy kids in school, and...who the hell is gonna QB the Saints this year..might be time to call Bobby Bouchet!

Today...if the New York Times says it's true...then it must be true, right? Will Kamala run for President in 2028? And, if so, who could she beat? Another NFL superstar in trouble....and now fired from ESPN, and Jerome Powell pisses off President Trump once again by not lowering interest rates!

Today...Ho's...Ho's...and more Ho's....Updates on Ghislaine Maxwell, Kamala Harris, and P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Baby Oil Boozy, Sean WTF Combs! and MORE!

Today...Louisiana....long time recognized as one of the cheapest states to "Make a Baby" is now one of the cheapest states to "Have a Baby"! President Trump says the US will help starving babies in Gaza...but denies saying one of them looked like Maxine Waters on a stick! More cheating in baseball discovered by the MLB.. and whey the Guardians may want to go back to using "Indians"...And...guess w...

Here's all the news from the past week that made us drink!

Today.....Stocks are through the roof again...setting all time record highs...but the media doesn't want you to think it has anything to do with President Trump, Ghislaine Maxwell may have cleared the President of any connection to Jeffery Epstein with her testimony...but...the media will claim it's because she cut a "pardon" deal. The NFL has found a way to fine players for cheating...but still l...

Today...More Sad news....Hulk Hogan and Musician Chuck Mangione have passed away. Speaking of Mangione...that other Mangione....Luigi...AKA the HealthCare Killer...is gaining popularity with a new Play that is taking the country by storm. Chuck E Cheese arrested today in Florida while crying children look on...A fight in Congress over bacon and how hogs are raised, Rap Star GLO-Rilla arrested for...

Today...good news...the Idaho college student killer is going to jail for life...Bad news...he avoided the death penalty and didn't have to disclose his reason for killing all those innocent young people! Speaker of the house Mike Johnson is concerned that former right hand woman to Jeffery Epstein; Ghislaine Maxwell, will be truthful when she testifies...Democrats respond by asking: "Would a ho l...

Today....We say good bye to another rock n roll legend....Ozzy Osbourne! Hunter Biden goes on an "F" bomb laced rant that might land him in the the Guinness Book of World Records, President Trump gets extra $$$ for his "Dome Protection Plan" against Nuclear attacks, Mayor Latoya from Nawlins gets called out for her Boozy trip to France and there's a rabid coon loose in the Northeast!

Today....Could Obama be going to jail? Will the Commanders and Guardians be the Redskins and Indians again? Has Louisiana found it's next political superstar? And, why did almost 100 people missing in the Texas Flood suddenly show up safe and sound? The answers are all here!

Now that you've heard the Sunday morning babble shows....hear the real news the way it should be heard and told...this week.....SEX.....Dead People Voting....Rising Prices....renaming the United States....corrupt judges....illegal immigrants....alligators... and why Public Broadcasting $$$ should be cut!

Today...an update on the bodies that mysteriously disappeared from the New Orleans city Morgue last week. Officials say the AC went out and the bodies had to be moved to LSU. While in Baton Rouge the deceased participated in a survey on illegal immigration and cast their votes for the upcoming Congressional election next year! Speaking of the 'dead'...CBS has canceled the Late Show with Colbert......

Today....Why Public Broadcasting's funds should be cut! States fighting over water rights; Get Ready...Wal-Mart is about to screw you again...and blame President Trump...and the President of Mexico wants to rename the United States!

Why Public Broadcasting $$$ should be SLASHED!

Today...Iran is finally ready to sit down and talk; problem is...nobody gives a damn! Louisiana Police Chiefs arrested for helping illegals to remain in the state, Another official from the Biden years pleads the "5th" on just how mentally stable "Sleepy Joe" was NOT while in office; why is CHINA buying up all the property they can get their hands on in the U.S.? And...the Epstein case...who cares...

Today...The pissin' contest between President Trump and the Federal Judges continues...The attack on Republican women has officially begun and President Trump is not only tired of Putin...he's fed up with Jerome Powell and publicly announce he is seeking his replacement. Plus America's most popular airline has found a way to "trick the system" and avoid the tariffs!

Today...why the lame stream media has all of a sudden taken an interest in an organization that has gotten most everything they do WRONG for the past 50 years...Folks blamin the National Weather Service for not alerting people about the floods....like they have ever paid attention to a National Weather Service warning before...right? President Trump is pissed at Putin...but Booger has the solution...

Today...Democrats are suing to put and end to Alligator Alcatraz in Florida..{because they be afraid they gonna end up there}...Stocks are through the rood {thanks to the Trump Tariffs} ... Your Ford vehicle may be recalled... New Orleans Mayor Latoya gets outvoted to make cousin Henry the official Trash collection service of the French Quarter...Kanye may soon go the way of Diddy...and just when...

Today, after all the whining and b'tching about the National Weather Service, President Trump has decided to overhaul NOAA, the agency that oversees it...and put a new person in charge, PLUS...he's doing away with FEMA, calling it bloated and problematic and he came to Louisiana to get our advice....because believe me, if anybody knows about bloated and problematic it's US! The former White House...

Today...More Gub'ment jobs on the chopping block...the Supreme Court has paved the way for the Trump administration to fire who they want to and need to; From our Democrats gone Bat Sh*t Crazy department...more shootings at immigration offices and at border patrol agents. The new tariffs are on copper, because we no longer mine enough in the U.S. to keep producing the "penny"; Gay/Rainbow sidewalk...

Today... From our "Never Let a Good Crisis Got To Waster Department" Democrats are doing everything they can to blame the Texas Floods that killed over 90 people on President Donald Trump; Meanwhile the Trump administration urges the democrats to "tone it down" after a shooting occurs near the border....and their is a Tick Invasion that nobody knows who to blame for yet!