The C-Ticket Podcast

Remember, remember the attractions that have closed since last December. That's  how the poem goes right? Anyway, Nick and James are here to pay tribute to the fallen heroes that are no longer with us. We're talking about theme park attractions that closed in 2021, in case that wasn't clear. Gone, but never forgotten. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and reach out and f...

Uh-Oh! Here Comes Daddy Lambert. If you want to even get a sense of what that means, you better listen to this totally normal, definitely scripted episode! With appearances from Fuggy Claus, Tim Allen, and other very special guests, C-Ticket's Very Merriest Happy Holidayest Podcastabration is sure to get your chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, an...

A relevant topic? At this time of day? At this time of year? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within this podcast? Parking Lot Trams are BACK at Walt Disney World and people are HAPPY about it but also some other people are NOT HAPPY that they didn't come back FAST ENOUGH and Nick thinks that's DUMB! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and driver, you are clear t...

WHAT'S UP POOR PEOPLE? I HOPE YOU'RE ALfjdjgsgipgjraejnfknjfnknkjgjnjn Sorry about that folks, James here, I had to take the keyboard away from Nick. He's been testing out his new character "Guy Who Hates Poor People". Anyway, I promise this episode does eventually start talking about holiday overlays. In the meantime, I hope you like Fuggment content. Don't forget to...

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James and Nick have both made very expensive commitments in the last few weeks, and only one of them was an Annual Pass to Walt Disney World. Join the boys for a thrilling recap of their adjacent trips to Disney complete with all the first class flights and enchanting engagements one heart can take. ***EDITOR'S NOTE: If you listened to an earlier version of this episode in which Nick forgot t...

It's time to get WILD! Despite Disney's best efforts, nature still reigns supreme and the C-Ticket boys are roaring with delight to discuss the wildlife of the Walt Disney World Resort. The animals rule the Kingdom, and Nick and James are sure you won't be "boar"ed with all this talk of rampant reptiles, cute cats, a multitude of mallards, and much more! Don't forget...

I hope you brought some soap, cause it's about to get dirty. No, seriously, this episode gets significantly more vulgar for a couple minutes in the middle because we're diving deep into the seedy underbelly of Disney Facebook groups. Any and all dank memes contained within do not necessarily reflect the views of the C-Ticket Podcast. Come for the bawdy humor, stay for a discussion about...

We are The C-Ticket Podcast. We are your guide through these vast new theme park realities. Don't miss another Marvel episode in which James and Nick pitch their ideas to incorporate "What If...?" into the Disney Parks as well as some ideas for "What If" versions of existing theme park attractions! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and do not interfere. FOLLOW...

Step aboard this totally normal elevator for the final episode of the "Spook"-Ticket Podcast! "The Nice Bellhop" Jessa Bedser drops in to share the secrets of her time working at The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror and Toy Story Land. Don't miss these frightfully fun stories about medical emergencies, public urination, and...Mike Tyson? Spooky! Don't forget to rate, rev...

Hi-ho! THE C-Ticket Podcast here with a review of the brand new spooktacular Disney+ Halloween special, "Muppets Haunted Mansion"! Don't miss Nick and James' thoughts on Muppet shenanigans, Pat Sajak, and Pepe the King Prawn's raw sexual energy. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and go dancing in the moonlight. FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://www.tik...

First it was a ride, then it was a movie, and then it was a video game that could be considered tangentially related to the source material at best! James and Nick stepped into the shoes of the man who needs no introduction, Zeke Holloway, and played the 2003 video game "The Haunted Mansion" and it holds up about as well as any movie tie-in video game from the early 2000s should. Don&apo...

Welcome, foolish mortals, to another theme park movie review. Head on down to the bayou with Eddie Murphy, his much younger wife, and their delightfully one-dimensional children and join them for the adventure of a lifetime with all the real estate talk your body can handle. Oh, there are also ghosts in the movie. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and check your goblet for any poison y...

Podcast host and renowned psychopath Nick D'Ambrosia just got home from Disney. He then promptly got on a plane and went right back to bring you all the incredibly important updates on what had changed in the last two weeks! He does this for the listeners, not because of a deep need for closure with a fireworks show. Hear about Boo Bash, Happily Ever After, Epcot thunderstorms, and all the ai...

Set sail for story time as the boys bring you a comical collection of stories and anecdotes collected from a sizable sampling of Skippers on the World Famous Jungle Cruise! Hear all about jungle justice, temple snacks, and even some light sexism! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and securely stow your passports before boarding the boat. FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://www.t...

What did it cost Scarlett Johansson to stand up for herself and her team? Everything. Well, at least one movie deal. But have no fear, because Nick and James have several ideas to help the surely hurting for work star including, but not limited to, theme park inspired films for her to star in and movies she could produce with her fellow Avengers at the helm! Don't forget to rate, review, subs...

No sleep. Bus. Park. Another Park. Another Park. Another Park. Plane. Nick popped down to Disney for a quick three day trip with 17 of his closest friends and he's here to tell James all about the thrilling travel delays, thunderstorms, and dead car batteries. Plus, Disney giving something away FREE and a mind-blowing plot twist you won't want to miss! Don't forget to rate, review,...

Every  day is a holiday with The C-Ticket Podcast! No, seriously. Like, every day has a holiday. James found them all. And the boys are here to pitch holiday theming and events at the Disney parks for as many as they can! From Thanksgiving right on down to National Hide Zucchini on Your Neighbor's Porch Day, they've got you covered. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and claim...

Set course for adventure, action, and some noble attempts at comedy as James and Nick share their thoughts on the "Jungle Cruise" movie! Hear the unique perspectives of a former skipper and an over-analytical white man with a degree in Film as they break down a movie that sometimes "Rock"s, and sometimes doesn't, to be "Blunt". Don't forget to rate, review,...

Get your sacks ready! It's time to pack for Disney World! James and Nick reveal what's in their bags, what they can't go to the parks without, and what might make TSA give them a second look. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and bring a rain jacket. Please. FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@cticketpod INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/cticket...

This episode talks about what Disney characters would be good at different Olympic events, what events could take place in the Disney Parks, and other vaguely Olympic-related theme park topics, but more importantly, we want to take this opportunity to inform you about the modern pentathalon. The modern pentathlon is an Olympic sport that comprises five different events; fencing (one-touch épée), f...

If Loki is the god of mischief, then Nick and James are the gods of average podcasting. This week the boys are back to work brainstorming improvements for the Disney Parks based around everyone's favorite antihero, Loki! Spoilers abound, so if you haven't finished the first season on Disney+, go do that fast, then come back and listen! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and kn...

Love is in the air this week as the delightful Katie Kerswell, who you may know from James' stories about his wonderful girlfriend or perhaps a recent trip to the hospital, fills in for the ailing Nick. Hear all about Katie's experiences going to Disney for the first time as an adult and dating someone who's more than a little knowledgeable about the theme park sphere. Don't fo...

You've heard of FastPass+, MaxPass, and of course the good old-fashioned paper FastPass system, but get ready for a whole new experience sure to shorten your podcast listening experience exponentially! In the first ever edition of The C-Ticket FastPass, Nick and James each take a few minutes to talk about some theme park topics they've wanted to address, all in an easily digestible chunk...

Order up! Join James and Nick on a rage-fueled romp through the dining options of the Walt Disney World Resort. Watch as Nick raises the ire of James with his refusal to try anything that isn't essentially red meat between two pieces of bread. And stay tuned for Nick's tips on dining in Disney with the palette of a four year old. Prepare to feel either totally vindicated or viscerally an...