The C-Ticket Podcast

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Yeti...Set...Not Yet! There's a lot of debate in this one, not only about which of the slim pickings would be the best animatronic to represent us in interdimensional robo-combat, but also about what even constitutes an animatronic! A domant yeti. A sleeping alien hybrid clone. A cop. This one is really a war of the worst. But we did pick one! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, revie...

Uh-oh! Nicky is sicky, but that won't stop him and James from taking the fight to the streets of Hollywood...Studios, that is! Who will be declared the champion among Star Wars, Toy Story, and...uh...yeah it's mostly Star Wars. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and confirm pronunciation of all alien names. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.co...

Round 2 - FIGHT! This time we're taking the tussle to tomorrow - the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow, that is! Which animatronic will reign supreme in this global beatdown? Is being sexy enough? What about being absolutely yoked? Only one way to find out - listen along! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and be sexy. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: http...

We're back, and we have a lot to explain. And fix, at the interdimensional level at least. In order to make up for not uploading any episodes in the last couple weeks, we've been tasked with determining a champion of all Walt Disney World animatronics! We're starting at Magic Kingdom, so brush up on your pirate lore and presidential facts! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate,...

Leave the mushrooms and face gems at home, because these ain't your mama's festivals! For seemingly 48 weeks out of the year, Epcot is taken over by "exclusive" festivals, and Nick and James are here to pit them against each other in a rousing tound of Mortal Mediokrity. Food & Wine Festival vs. Flower & Garden Festival Festival of the Holidays vs. Festival of the Arts...

Pony up, cheapskates, 'cause it's time to get tacky! This week, Nick and James are playing arbiters of affordability as a variety of Value Resorts vie for victory in the Value Vendetta! Disney's All-Star Resorts vs. The Hourglass Lake Resorts (Pop Century/Art of Animation) Universal's Endless Summer Resort vs. Cabana Bay Beach Resort Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate,...

C-Ticket's fight to protect the timeline rages on with this heated battle of ridiculously expensive places to sleep! Disney's Polynesian Village Resort vs. Disney's Contemporary Resort Disney's Grand Floridian Resort & Spa vs. Wilderness Lodge Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and turn your pockets inside out so dust comes out like some sor...

Nick and James are feeling the pressure of maintaining a barely successful podcast, but a special visitor from the far reaches of time and space drops by to give them a little pick-me-up! There will be some major changes to the C-Ticket Podcast after March, but until then, we'll be coming at you with e brand new bracket every week as part of the ordained MORTAL MEDIOKRITY Tournament! This wee...

New year, same shitty podcast! Nick and James are ringing in 2026 by looking back on all we lost in theme parks and all we are set to gain as the calendar turns over! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and buy your stink bombs in bulk. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@cticketpod?si=ig6ODv0zvb...

We're back to close out not only this miniature Merry Mediocrity tournament, but also the year! We're pitting the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow and its multicultural celebration of holidays against the golden age of Hollywood and its THICC garland! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and pay your respects to mischievous Barn Santa. SUBSCRIBE...

Now we have a bracket. Ho ho ho. It's the holiday season, and our gift to you is a tournament for the ages - comparing all of the holiday decorations at the Disney Parks! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and leave out beer and cookies for Colonel Miles Quaritch. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://you...

It's that time of year again, when we get together to watch everyone's favorite fictional universe-spanning holiday retelling,  A Muppet Christmas... wait, what? No Muppets? What the fuck are we even doing here man? Ok, I guess we're watching  Mickey's Christmas Carol . Watch along if you want to see Donald get cucked by his uncle or something idek. Don't forget to like, s...

Nick and James are coming to sit on your laps and tell YOU what they want from theme parks this holiday season! Will they be tangible items? Will they agree? Who's to say? One thing is for certain - they will never get them. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and keep your sandwiches dry. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OU...

James and Katie went to the OG theme park - the Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland! Well, they did it like three months ago at this point but now we finally have time to talk about it! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and ride the damn Matterhorn. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@cticketpo...

"Yo-ho!" ...would be a very rude way to get your server's attention. Nick went to Disney's all-new pirate-themed bar and had a rollicking good time! Hear all about the drinks, the service, and Dancing With the Stars. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and stay in character. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OU...

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Nick is officially a Horror Nights convert! Hear all about his trip to Universal to experience the worlds of Freddy Fazbear, Freddy Fallout, and Freddy Wyatt. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and drink the cat lady's special soup. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://y...

Nicky's getting a little too hyped for Halloween Horror Nights, so to curtail his dangerous levels of enthusiasm, the boys decided to look to the past rather than the future. Dive down the cliched magician's rabbit hole as they uncover the horrifying history of Halloween Horror Nights, featuring such important historical figures as Penn & Teller, Clownzilla, a Xenomorph, and WWE Hall...

The Spook-Ticket comes to Patreon with a kind of defunct, kind of scary attraction that has gone through so many iterations that not even Nick can keep track of them, and he had notes! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and subscribe to our Patreon! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@cticketpod...

Magic Mirror on the wall, what's the okayest podcast of them all? Probably this one, where the boys review an okay show with some okay music in an okay amount of time. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and clap for the host you like the most. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@cticketpod?...

Boo! Did we scare you? I know we did. Haunt Szn is BACK! (Well, in Orlando it's been back for like a month and a half already but now it's REALLY back!) And the boys are here for a rundown of the offerings at Universal's Halloween Horror Nights this year! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and feed the cats. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patr...

In the only major news item in September 2025 thus far, an as-yet unknown suspect dressed in scuba gear robbed the Paddlefish restaurant at Disney Springs and presumably escaped underwater. That's so insane we simply had to dedicate an entire episode to baseless speculation about this objectively hilarious crime. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and leave yo...

We heard you like tournaments. So we did a little tournament outside of tournament time. The boys a breaking down the Disney castles! Not with battering rams, but with words. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and watch out for the Horned King. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@cticketpod?si=i...

California, here we come! Well, James is coming at least. He's always coming. The world's most vulgar theme park podcaster is heading out west for a brief romp through Uncle Walt's old stomping grounds. Nick is here to offer his loose knowledge and memories of the area to help him with the "auction", apparently? I don't know. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate...

The podcast is always greener in somebody else's feed, but is the NEW puppet-heavy  Little Mermaid  show at Hollywood Studios better than the OLD puppet-heavy  Little Mermaid  show at Hollywood Studios? Nick saw the new show (and James saw half of it) so they're here to watch along with you and break it all down! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and pop...