The C-Ticket Podcast

Uh-oh, Nicky hungie!!!! Ol' picky Nick ate around the Universe and is here to tell the tale of some delicious chicken, handheld mac & cheese, and a pretty average burger. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and place your mobile order (just not until you've finished waiting for your table). SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod C...

The episode James has been waiting for is finally here. We hope it doesn't SUCKKKKK BLEGHHHHHH VAMPIRE NOISES. Hear all about the best ride at Epic Universe, some spooktacular meet and greets, and a land built entirely out of aura. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and do the mash. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON Y...

J.K. Rowling sucks shit, we know this. But there's no denying the architectural magic behind Universal's latest land themed after the boy who lived. Hear all about the overrated elevator ride, the Evil Circus Redux, and more! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and donate to The Trevor Project. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod C...

We, my friends, have a podcast. C-Ticket's EPIC Summer rolls on as Nick takes you soaring through his favorite land on the back of a majestic glide- err...racer? I don't know, the naming conventions are a little confusing. Dive into the Viking-filled world of  How to Train Your Dragon  on the Isle of Berk. Who knows? Maybe you'll enjoy a delicious Bud Light along the way Don't...

Let's-a go to Epic Universe for another week of C-Ticket's EPIC Summer! The boys are warping up and laying pipe for a mushroom-tastic trip to Super Nintendo World! Full of coins, shells, and WAY too much shit going on. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and don your augmented reality visor prior to listening. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon....

Nick, James, and their close personal friend Vincent Various welcome you to Celestial Park - the recently gentrified hub of interdimensional travel colonized - err,  discovered by Vinny V. himself! Hear all about fountains, music loops, a dueling coaster, and Nick's missed connection with a kind Colombian woman. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and thank Cap...

Okay - now THIS is epic! That's right folks! Nicky boy has seen the promised land - he's been to Epic Universe, and he's bringing YOU the exclusive scoop all summer long! Buuuut before he can do that, he has to get down to Orlando. Hear all about his travel woes, an unfortunate encounter with a cranky cast member, and more in this EPIC kickoff episode! Don't forget to like, sub...

The boys have a busy few weeks so they're letting you peek behind the paywall with this preview of the Patreon! Once you're done admiring that alliteration, hop on over there to check out more episodes like this! Universal is bringing all of their most popular franchises together for a spectacular new parade and also "Sing" is there. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreo...

No more music. No more lights. No more Muppet show tonight.  The curtain has officially come down on both Muppet*Vision 3D and PizzeRizzo, coincidentally our two hosts' respective favorite theme park attractions in history. Join them on this retrospective that is mostly a philosophical debate about what constitutes "good" food. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, com...

Uh-oh! The boys are fighting again! James took a trip to Florida for an audition and there were a few points of contention. Hear all about James' rental car debacle, his weird hotel shower, and a disappointing lack of hot dogs. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and set your alarm. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YO...

Universal spared no expense in delivering one of the greatest coasters on Earth, but has science gone too far? Well, the genetically engineered dinos are okay. We're talking about podcasts. Should they be illegal? More at 11. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and enjoy a delicious churro. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US O...

After several years (and "billions and billions of dollars") Universal has FINALLY opened the first major domestic theme park since 2001, and they had to celebrate in truly EPIC fashion - with a kinda janky 4+ hour live stream! The boys watched (most of) it and have lots of thoughts. Plus, the dragon! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and ignite the thri...

It's a spaceship! It's Earth! It's Spaceship Earth! Join Nick, James, and some very special guests for a soothing trip through time in space in the world's largest geodesic sphere! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and thank the Phoenicians. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.co...

The boys are back with some HUGE locker news as well as a discussion of human rights violations and it's somehow the most on-topic they've been in months! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and contact your representatives to put a stop to this nonsensical podcast. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https...

Who up Gluppin' they Shitto? When Nick and James do eventually get on track this episode, it's a celebration of all things Star Wars in the Disney Parks! Out of this world foods, cosmic characters, and more. After a not so brief discussion of barely known Star Wars characters. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and watch that YouTube video James sent you...

Is this really an entire episode about the concept of lockers? Yep! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and register your facial profile to the NBCUniversal databank. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@cticketpod?si=ig6ODv0zvbaXuFPh FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@ctic...

C-Ticket to Pod Command - come in, Pod Command! Nick and James are taking you for a "spin" on what some have called a "modern classic": the spinning, shooting dark ride Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin ! This is an attraction that inspires so much nostalgia that they literally didn't even mention the weird red laser tunnel or the trippy projection room. (They never...

April Fools! We're still talking about queue lines! But this time, only the worst can be the best. Kali River Rapids vs. Astro Orbiter Rock 'n' Roller Coaster vs. Soarin' Around thew World Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and straddle your sweaty friends. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: htt...

Don't cry because it's over, cry because you listened to four consecutive weeks of two guys talking about waiting in line at a theme park. That's right - another March Mediocrity tournament has come to an end, but not before a "wild" bracket at Animal Kingdom and a hotly contested "It's Fine" Four to crown our victor! Avatar: Flight of Passage vs. Dinosaur E...

The competition is heating up as the tournament heads to sunny fake California (and also space). This episode raises philosophical questions like "what is theming?" and "what would you do to your friend's testicles if they passed out drunk at a pub?" Star Tours vs. Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway vs. The Twilight Zone Tower of Ter...

Welcome to Epqot - the Experimental Prototype Queue of Tomorrow. Does the ideal queue have air conditioning? Multilingual chefs? Apathetic A-List actors? A befuddled British comedian? Don't tell us, we'll tell you! Frozen Ever After vs. Remy's Ratatouille Adventure Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind vs. Journey Into Imagination With Figment Don't forget to like, subscribe,...

It's finally March, which means you don't have to WAIT any longer for the stars to a-LINE! This year, for everyone's favorite tournament of simplicity, the boys are breaking down the queue lines. Not the rides, the lines you wait in to get on them! Which ride has the most pleasurable preamble? There's only one way to find out... Today, it's a bout of fantastical proportion...

What do James & Nick and Rainforest Cafe founder Steven Schussler have in common? They both built full scale fake jungles in their homes as a proof of concept before launching their themed business ventures! Well, not really, but that would be crazy right? Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and tip your servers. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com...

Well gawrsh, just like The Barnstormer, this episode will be over before ya know it! Nick and James are breaking down, probably into more detail than anyone who didn't design the ride ever has before, one of Disney's tamest and shortest attractions, The Barnstormer! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and be realistic when judging the amount of snowfall in...

Christina Aguilera. Enrique Iglesias. Toni Braxton. Phil Collins. Edward James Olmos. The Sage of Time. Disc Man. They're all here to ring in the new millennium with Disney in a venue that makes perfect sense - the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and put your faith in what you most believe in. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www....