The C-Ticket Podcast

This carpet does NOT match the land. At least, that's what Nick thinks. Is this classic spinner attraction an eyesore or an enhancement to Adventureland?  Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and spit back at the camels. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@cticketpod?si=ig6ODv0zvbaXuFPh FOLLO...

A river runs through it. ("It" being Liberty Square and Frontierland, that is.) Nick and James are setting sail down the Rivers of America this week for an aquatic adventure aboard one of Disney's most historic attractions - The Liberty Belle Riverboat! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and admire the idyllic Native Americans. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATRE...

Call them Huey Lewis because Nick and James are going back in time to deliver a jaw-dropping, meteor-smashing, dino-riffic episode on the soon-to-be defunct classic "Dinosaur". Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and watch out for "pterodactyls"! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube...

We're gonna build you a podcast brick by brick. Nick finally visited LEGOLAND and his fingers are still too cold to type. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and have a Merry Happy Holiday, Seasons Greetings, and Happy Almost New Year! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@cticketpod?si=ig6ODv...

The trees have died, the balls have dropped, and the sun rises on a new year of C-Ticket shenanigans. Nick and James honestly don't have a ton of theme park related stuff to talk about this week, but they do have some listener questions and yet another heated debate about Nick's dietary choices and debatable levels of comedy-related rizz. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, revie...

It's a Christmas miracle! The boys are taking a page out of Sony's book and re-releasing a beloved classic to drum up public interest! Check out this once Patreon exclusive review and don't forget to subscribe to hear all about the fiercest predator in the Sonyverse - KRAVEN THE HUNTER. The boys did it again - they traveled farther than they should to catch a movie that makes about...

All the podcasts about theme parks like Christmas a lot, But The C-Ticket Podcast also liked Christmas a lot. Well, we may not have a doctorate like that Seuss fella, but we can still make a rhyme any time! So enjoy this Who-tastic episode built around that not-so-jolly green miser - the...the...the... ... THE GRINCH! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and eat your...

WE INTERRUPT YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE FOR THIS IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN WITH CRUCIAL INFORMATION PERTAINING TO THE SONY UNIVERSE OF SPIDER-MAN-ADJACENT CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!1!1!!!11!!!!!!!

No, that's not a typo - it's the JINGLE Cruise! That's right - the boys are talking about Walt Disney World's premiere (only?) official holiday overlay, with more talk of Muppet-adjacent harassment than you can shake a candy cane at! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and leave a pipe and tobacco out for Bing Crosby. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: ht...

It's time to meet the Muppets! But only for a minute, we have a show to get to. James and Nick are kicking off The Cheer-Ticket Podcast with one of Disney's newest holiday offerings, Holidays in Hollywood - a show exclusive to the hard-ticket after hours event Jollywood Nights starring a couple of muppets, a couple of mice, and some mostly recognizable princesses. Don't forget to li...

James is back at it with a comparatively lame nature-based attraction that takes a long time to get through. So hop on your weird sideways-facing train to Animal Kingdom's oddest "land" where you can learn to draw Simba and watch an alligator get a vet exam at the same time! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and wash your hands before petting the go...

James wants to kill Nick with a hammer, I'll tell you that much. This week on the Thank-Ticket Podcast, a ride that Nick is thankful still somehow exists in all of its early 90s glory: E.T. Adventure! So hop on your bikes and get ready to confront some philosophical and ethical dilemmas regarding intercourse with alien species and Steven Spielberg acting. Don't forget to like, subscribe,...

Bust out your red berets and pan flutes, because we're about to change the way you live! Board a slow moving boat and ride in near-silence past half-grown plants. It's weird! But it's unique! Nick thinks this ride kind of sucks, and James is wrong, but where do you LAND on this debate? Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and listen to the land. SUBSCR...

Why did it have to be a podcast? Some have said this show belongs on the chopping block, but Nick and James think it belongs in a museum! Join the boys for a deep dive into all of the fortune and glory that makes up one of the last remnants of Eisner-era Disney Parks. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and have a real level head. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://w...

As the Spooky Season comes to an end, James is here to reflect on his time on the Monster Squad at LEGOLAND New York's "Brick or Treat". Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and rock with Monster Rocker or whatever the hell his name is. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@cticketpod...

It's that time of year when the FREAKS come out, and they love to bake. And some of them have doctorates, apparently. In a twist so shocking it might make you poop from your butt, Nick and James are surprising us all with a SHRIEK-tastic mini-tournament of sinister snacks and creepy containers from the Magic Kingdom. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and chec...

Nick and James are here to review the houses at Universal's Halloween Horror Nights 33. Did either of the go? No. But they'll use all the information they have at their key-tipped fingers to paint a picture in your minds! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and hold small goblins by the hand. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHE...

Boo to you (and you) ((and you)) (((but not you))). Nick and ten of his closest friends paid another visit to Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party. He ate candy, got engaged (not really), and experienced the closest thing he may ever get to the joy of fatherhood (yes really) in just a few short hours. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and pay for your hard t...

If you like Glup Shitto, this is the episode for you! Pour yourself a glass of Padme's favorite wine and listen along as James and Nick read off the menu of a Star Wars bar and get so mad they aren't there right now that they stop the episode dead in its tracks to go make cocktails. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and wail some jizz. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR P...

We can BEAR-ly wait for you to hear this CLAW-some episode! So take no PAWS - play this one right away as Nick and James take you through a CUB-pletely fun episode about The Country Bear Musical Jamboree! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and put your paws together. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtu...

Are you ready? Nick and James are! Ready to talk about the Magic Kingdom's splashiest new attraction, that is! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and protect your belongings from pickpocketing armadillos. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@cticketpod?si=ig6ODv0zvbaXuFPh FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL...

Disney did the unthinkable - something unique, fun, and unexpected in their theme parks! So naturally Nick and James are here to beat it into the ground by shoving Deadpool anywhere they can think of. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and check the Disney+ terms of service. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https...

This episode is 80% about the exciting new announcements for Disney Parks, 15% about Big Justice and the Costco-verse, and 5% regret for committing to Kraven's Korner until December. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and bring the BOOM! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/cticketpod CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@cticketpod?si=ig6...

Nick and James had three days of rootin' and tootin' through Pigeon Forge culminating in trips to the area's premiere attractions - Dollywood and Splash Country! Don't miss the boys' thoughts on roller coasters, the Knoxville airport, and deep cut mining superstitions. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and keep your boots on, miners. SUBSC...

Ahoy mateys, and welcome to the saltiest podcast on the high "C"s! Nick and James had a mind-numbingly nautical day in the notoriously landlocked Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and they're here to regale you with their whale of a tale! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, and fill out yer scurvy surveys on the way out. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.p...