The C-Ticket Podcast

Ol' Moneybags Nick is here to talk all about his stay at Disney's Boardwalk! Hear the boys' thoughts on the creepy Nanny Chairs in the lobby, the fictional proprietor of the Boardwalk Bakery, and also the creepy Nanny Chairs in the lobby! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and add the bacon to your Mac & Chicken at Big River Grille. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEG...

Crank the volume WAY up on this one so you can hear it over that AC you're blasting, because summer is here and the boys are ready to get wet. They're talking all things water-related at the Disney Parks. Lazy Rivers, pools, unswimmable lagoons, and more! Plus, don't miss Nick's HILARIOUS new bit that will go down as the funniest thing ever done on a podcast. Don't forget...

They did it! They actually did it! Disney announced that they will be putting characters from different eras of Star Wars in Galaxy's Edge (at Disneyland, at least), so Nick and James are gonna do what they do best - come up with much worse ideas. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and Google what genre of music the cantina band plays. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: h...

Could it be?! Did our favorite cartoonishly neophobic co-host ACTUALLY break from his well-established traditions and branch out?! Kind of. Hear all about Nick's journey of self-discovery staying at a non-Disney hotel, working through the eccentricities of rideshare services, oh and also a little bit about that brand new ride I guess. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and disable...

Rub-a-dub-dub, we're talking about hubs! You know, the central areas of the Disney Parks that set you off on your adventures by providing you with sustenance, souvenirs, and several options of where to go next? Does your favorite hub get snubbed? Listen to find out! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and touch grass (preferably of the hub variety). RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ L...

Nick and James have an actual mission from a literal god forcing them to stay on task - they're putting Moon Knight in the Disney Parks! Listen to their new superhero alter egos struggle to pronounce the names of Egyptian gods and cities in Central Florida, without even a hint of Eddie Murphy talk! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and let Ahmet guide you. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI...

Walt Disney loved the idea of space. And while he never saw America get to the moon...he also never saw most of the attractions in his parks that go to space. But there are a lot of them now! And Jame and Nick are gonna break them all down.  Which are the most realistic? The most practical? The most fun? It's more space talk than you can shake a vaguely futuristic fork at. Don't forget t...

Disney says we're halfway to Halloween, so we say we're halfway to The Spook-Ticket Podcast! Nick and James get into the things that scare them at theme parks, weird old DCOMs, and derivative outros. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and score your mom a date with a vampire. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://linktr.e...

NO LIBS ALLOWED!!!!1!1!!!!1! Now that it's only True Patriots (TM) listening, make sure you don't miss this SHOCKING exposé on the TRUTH behind what's going on at Walt Disney World. Nick and James are spotlighting the RED-BLOODED AMERICANS (TM) that are making their voices heard in totally legitimate and warranted protests at the Walt Disney World Resort. And not only that, they&apo...

We're getting high fast... High in the air thanks to a launch, that is! Join Nick and James for a chat about the most ubiquitous form of thrill ride known to man - the roller coaster. General coaster thoughts, a little Disney vs. Universal debate, and of course, some ride pitches! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and secure all loose articles. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGI...

Break out those spray bottles with the weak, battery operated foam fans because it's about to get HOT! Inspired by an already beat-to-death internet trend, Nick and James are spitting fire on the pod as they reveal their spiciest theme park hot takes. Are fireworks cool? Is Spaceship Earth still the prettiest girl at the prom? All that and more! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, a...

Hey! You! Yeah, you! The listener! Today, Nick and James are too amped up from seeing Jared Leto as Dr. Michael Morbius in the Sony Pictures film "Morbius" to stay focused on any one topic for a full episode, so they're answering your questions! What attraction should be turned into a blockbuster Jesse Plemons vehicle? Where would the Kingdom Hearts franchise fit into the parks? Is...

It's not a zoo, but it IS the final matchup in our Quick Service Quarrel! March Mediocrity 2022 comes to a thrilling, pizza-filled conclusion chock full of in-depth discussions about chairs. Flame Tree Barbecue vs. Pizzafari Satu'li Canteen vs. Restaurantosaurus Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and take a bathroom break. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://c...

Hooray for Hollywood! But mostly hooray for Strono "Cookie" Tuggs, the in-canon proprietor of Docking Bay 7. The boys tuck in for some Tinseltown treats in this next matchup in the March Mediocrity Quick Service Quarrel. ABC Commissary vs. Docking Bay 7 PizzeRizzo vs. Woody's Lunchbox Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and read the entire WookieePedia entry for Strono &qu...

The Experimental Prototype Foods of Tomorrow are duking it out in the second round of "So-So Sixteen" matchups in March Mediocrity 2022: The Quick Service Quarrel What does Nick think about the dining options at a park that is almost entirely built around eating new and different things? You'll have to tune in to find out (but you can probably guess). Yorkshire County Fish Shop vs....

Break out those brackets, because it's time for March Mediocrity 2022! This year, we're honing in on everyone's favorite okay-ish dining establishments, quick service restaurants, in a fight for food supremacy that can only be known as - THE QUICK SERVICE QUARREL! In this first quarterfinal matchup, our "So-So Sixteen" if you will, we're entering a world of Yesterday,...

In the most chaotic episode to date, Nick and James elect to shirk their usual responsibility of creating attractions based on the latest Disney+ show in favor of prolonged sidebars about everything from the Galactic Starcruiser to mid-2000s carnival-themed wrestlers. Much like the TV show, there is a little bit of Boba Fett in there, we promise. Don't forget to reeizate, rezziview, and seeiz...

Bust out your teaspoons, 'cause we're getting all the tea about life as a Cast Member from someone who's worked just about everywhere in the Magic Kingdom! Legacy Award Winner Hallie McCarty was kind enough to take some time out of her busy schedule making magic (and answering questions about Genie+) to give us the inside scoop about working in the shadow of Cinderella's Castle...

Love is in the air at The C-Ticket Podcast as we celebrate Valentine's Day the only way we know how - by taking things to a weird place really quickly. Tune in for tips on where you can take that special someone at Disney World, underrated romantic spots, and...*sigh*...places you could theoretically make love . (We are so sorry). Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and tell someone...

Do you like driving? Do you like reading? Have you ever wanted to do both at the same time? Then do we have good news for you! James and Nick are talking about all of those "iconic" road signs at Walt Disney World as they undergo the drastic change from purple to blue. They also talk about a bug's anus for a nonzero amount of time. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and b...

As a once-in-a-decade blizzard barrels down on the tri-state area, Nick takes James on a magical journey of reflection and reminiscence. Way back in 2021, Nick spent one night at Disney's Polynesian Village Resort, and as usual, he's got a lot to say! Pools, pulled pork, and testy bellhops abound as the boys give you a....C-TICKET TO PARADISE! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe...

Happy Birthday to us! The C-Ticket podcast has (somehow) survived Nick's Scrooge phase and made it to episode 52. That's right, they've committed a whole year of their lives to this! Join James and Nick as they celebrate this truly mind-boggling accomplishment the only way they know how - by objectifying a children's character and exploiting internet trends. Don't forget t...

Grab your pork roll strap in for seven hours of stop-and-go traffic, 'cause it's time for Disney's New Jersey Adventure! Nick & James will try to do for New Jersey what Michael Eisner did for California and build a theme park inexplicably based around the concept of a state. With lands themed to classic shore towns and industrial wastelands and more Sopranos  talk than you can s...

The best podcasts come with a bow! James is finally allowed to do the one thing he's always wanted to do on the show - talk about Hawkeye for over an hour. Hear the guys' pitches for new Hawkeye experiences in the parks, and who knows? There may even be a few musical interludes... Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and save the city. FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://...

2021? Never heard of her. Nick and James look ahead to all of the fun, exciting, synergistic new "attractions" coming to Walt Disney World in 2022, and also spend way too much time workshopping a bit about a certain orange conman. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and reach out and convert your important files to ".clif". FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://w...