The C-Ticket Podcast

Hark! The Herald Casters Pod! James and Nick are taking a deep dive into one of Disney's most beloved and objectively strange traditions - the Candlelight Processional. If you've ever wanted to hear two white boys' musings on the presence of organized religion at the world's most popular vacation destinations, then this is the episode for you! Don't forget to rate, review,...

James is still off galavanting in the Caribbean with *Borat voice* HIS WIFE! So Nick took it upon himself to kick off the Cheer-Ticket Podcast by sitting down and recording a commentary track for "Mickey's Most Merriest Celebration", the magical, joyous, and all-out bonkers Cinderella Castle Stage Show that runs during Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party. Don't forget to r...

Dear Listener, This week, Nick and James have decided to turn control of the podcast over to YOU! They're answering your questions and serenading you with the dulcet tones of local rapper and accused drug trafficker Fetty Wap. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and enjoy some sweet yams. MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-c-ticket-podcast FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL ME...

*unintelligible Wookiee noises* Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and stir, stir, WHIP. MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-c-ticket-podcast FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@cticketpod INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/cticketpod/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/CTicketPod EMAIL US: cticketpod@gmail.com Music: Delightful D Kevin MacLeod (in...

Ring the bells, throw the rice, and bust out your garters, because James and Katie got hitched! 97% of this episode is spent discussing their, to be fair, VERY theme-parky wedding. It's really fun though! We promise! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and practice your Borat voice. MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-c-ticket-podcast FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: T...

Do you hear that? Those bells? They're ringing! It's wedding season y'all! James and Katie are getting hitched, so the boys are taking time to explore all the options Disney offers for your potential nuptials. Do you want to tie the knot on a fictional planet dreamt up by Hollywood weirdo James Cameron? Who wouldn't?! (HINT: James wouldn't.) Don't forget to rate, revi...

Relive all the magic, the memories, and the morbin' of the first ever C-Ticket Podcast Live Show from Rhino Comedy in Suffern, New York! What's the weirdest Halloween-related Disney stuff? What non-scary rides deserve to be spookified? And how would Dr. Michael Morbius be incorporated into the Disney Parks? All this and more at C-Ticket's Not-So-Pre-Recorded Halloween Spooktacular!...

You asked for it! Or more likely, you explicitly did NOT ask for it! But it's here nonetheless! James finally watched the Sony Pictures film "Morbius" starring Jared Leto as Dr. Michael Morbius and he has a lot of thoughts. Most of them are exactly what you'd expect. Others...may surprise you. Or totally morb you. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and be intrigued....

It's another round of weird food debates! And most of them kind of...SUCK! BLEH! Speaking of sucking, if you suffer from misophonia, listen at your own risk. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and kneel before the Spellbinding Fried Pie. LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://www.rhinoimprov.com/tickets/p/the-c-ticket-podcast-halloween-spooktacular MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! https://www.teepublic.co...

C-Ticket's giving you something good to eat, and you don't even have to smell Nick's feet! We're bringing the madness of March Mediocrity to October with a TERROR-iffic tournament of tasty treats that are sure to delight! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and beware of the sipper. LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://www.rhinoimprov.com/tickets/p/the-c-ticket-podcast-hallowee...

BOO! Did we get ya? We definitely did, because THE SPOOK-TICKET PODCAST IS BACK BABY!!!! Join us as Nick and James answer the hard-hitting questions asked by BuzzFeed Articles and Mommy Blogs everywhere with a resounding "No, that's not true". Plus, meet some of the Disney Parks'  most UNALIVE residence including George, the Woman in White, and...Mr. Sloppy? Don't forget t...

Things have been going great over here at C-Ticket headquarters (read that part with a healthy dose of sarcasm) so the boys are coming at you this week with a quick update on the upcoming live show, upcoming episode ideas, and a non-zero amount of 9/11 references. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and check your equipment before it's time to record. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+...

Nick's mic may be broken, but that won't stop him from going BEYOND the call of duty to finish this episode while it's still somewhat relevant! If you loved this year's D23 Parks Panel, it's nice to meet all seven of you. But even if you liked it, there's no denying some of it was just...weird? And the boys are gonna talk all about what lies beyond Big Thunder Mountai...

Though they couldn't be together this week, James and Nick's dyad in the Force is still strong enough to put together an episode! In the first half, James and Katie adorably recount their experience building a lightsaber together. In the second half, Nick and friend of the pod Bridget Hughes talk about how cranky Nick gets when things don't go his way. Forget to rate, review, and su...

Break off a piece of that podcast bar and give someone a big ol' kiss, because Nick left James in the dust and went to Hersheypark! It was a day full of candy, coasters, and complaining about combination gas station/food service establishments. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and stuff your cup. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources...

It's Marvelin' time! The boys are taking it back to their roots as they discuss how to incorporate the Jersey-based superhero into the Disney parks. There's also a lengthy tangent about "The Simpsons", if that's your thing. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and embiggen your soul. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-r...

I can't believe it's not Disney! Nick recently went to Universal, and he has some thoughts! Most of them are good, actually. He had a great time. But to help process those thoughts, the boys brought in a bona fide Universal expert - facial hair aficionado, vlogger, and theme park scoop acquirer Vincent from VincentVision! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and bring Brendan Fr...

This episode is all vibes as Nick and James discuss the man,  the myth, the master of leisure, Mr. Jimmy Buffett.  Hear their thoughts on the restaurants, the resorts, the music, and how they would fit Margaritaville into the Walt Disney World Resort. (Hint: It's WILD!) Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and find your lost shaker of salt. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION...

"We can fix him." This isn't just what all of Nick's significant others have said, it's what Nick and James are saying about Figment! It's no secret that everyone's favorite purple imagined dragon could use some TLC, so the boys are here to get to the bottom of what ails that "Journey Into Imagination" attraction and present solutions. Don't forget...

Is the ride a game or is the game a ride? Ponder that while Nick and James break down all of the theme park rides that also ask you to perform a task. And that task is usually shooting stuff. Are these rides fun? Do screens make them better? Is "Dick Tracy" weird? The answers to all these questions and more, only in this episode! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and regularl...

It was a RECORD BREAKING day as Nick, James, Katie, and Bridget rode the EARTH-SHATTERING coasters at Six Flags Great Adventure! This MIND-BENDING episode will break it all down for you.  Hear all about Nick's coaster-induced injury, rogue giraffes, and more Baja Blast than you can shake a taco at. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and keep your windows rolled up. RESOURCES TO COM...

Hello there! And about 30 minutes in, you'll say "Goodbye there!" as Nick and James spends most of the episode talking (read: arguing about) the "Obi-Wan Kenobi" series. They do eventually try to put it in the parks, I swear. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and snatch that kid. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resourc...

Gooooood morning to all you lovely listeners out there in Podcastland! And if it isn't morning, watch your back. Because this one is to start your day ONLY. It's breakfast time, and Nick and James have some thoughts about the first meal of the day, both in and out of vacation mode. When is the best time to brush your teeth? Is Mountain Dew worse than coffee? Will Nick ever catch the fly...

They do podcast in herds. Get ready for a CLAW-some chat about a truly DINO-mite topic! Nick and James (eventually) break down their favorite instances of dinosaurs in theme parks, most of which are understandably from the land literally named "Dinoland". Plus, don't miss a special interview with a real, live, former employee of a dinosaur theme park - Nicole Boscarino! Don't f...

They say a dream is a wish your heart makes, but everyone in New Jersey knows that a dream is a mall that many different developers make over the course of nearly two decades. For the first episode of C-Ticket's Wet Hot Local Summer, Nick and James braved the New Jersey turnpike and took a trip to the American Dream mall where they got totally shredded at Nickelodeon Universe theme park and t...