The C-Ticket Podcast

It may not always be sunny in Orlando, but Nick and James are here to put Always Sunny in Orlando! Join your favorite two-man gang as they pitch their own tourist-friendly version of Paddy's Pub, some in-park entertainment, and a slew of Sunny-themed rides. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and pay the troll toll. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/co...

Did you ever thing you'd listen to a podcast about a website? Well here you are. This week the boys take a deep dive into Disney's website and all of it's glorious functionality (or lack thereof). Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and refresh the page. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://linktr.ee/aclufl https://w...

Oh Halcyon, we barely knew ye.  Disney announced the Galactic Starcruiser, the highly immersive multi-night Star Wars experience at Walt Disney World, will be closing at the end of September. Nick and James are here to break it down, present theories on the future of the space, and also get up to their usual meme bullshit. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and burn down your house for...

Has the bit gone too far? Come along for the ride aboard a podcast that is also a bus as Nick and James talk about "Rennervations" - the Disney+ show in which Jeremy Renner converts buses into things that are also busses. Yes, it's real. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and start the show with an interview. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.or...

Howdy pardners! Put on your chaps and get ready to hit the trail as Nick and James spitball some ideas to enhance Frontierland! Plus, find out what idiosyncratic behavior Nick displays this week! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and bring your talking Marlin to school. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://linktr.ee/aclufl https:...

All rise, the honorable white boys Nick and James presiding over the court of C-Ticket. Disney is suing Meatball Ron, and the boys are here to give you the lowdown on all the weirdos and ghouls involved in this insane case. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and lawyer up. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://linktr.ee/aclufl http...

These fuckers are seriously on vacation again? Well, not exactly. James took a solo road trip across the Great Plains to scenic Ethel, Idaho while Nick was trekking across Walt Disney World property in an effort to not miss his TRON boarding group.  And now they're gonna talk about it. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and get in the hot tub with that nice midwestern family. RESOU...

Buy us some churros and fanny packs, we don't care if we ever get back! Baseball season is in full swing, so Nick and James are here to add a theme park attraction to every MLB stadium. Even the one in Canada, eh? Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and obey the pitch clock. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://linktr.ee/acluf...

TRON is in. D&D is all over the headlines. Mario is premiering. It's like the 80s all over again! Nick and James do their best to evoke nostalgia for a decade they never lived in by pitching attractions and lands for an 80s-themed Disney park. It's totally tubular! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and JUMP! RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org...

Nick and James went on a quick little vacation annnnnnnnd they're back. Wow. That WAS quick. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and enjoy a breakfast beer. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://linktr.ee/aclufl https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ https://www.transtexas.org/ MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/the...

It's the grand finale of March Mediocrity 2023! This episode features the heaviest-hitting matchups yet between characters that let you eat popcorn out of various orifices, as well as the "It's Fine Four", pitting the best of the best of our receptacles against each other. Listen in for: FIGMENT VS. THE MILLENNIUM FALCON MR. TOAD VS. SIMBA Don't forget to rate, review, sub...

The mediocrity rolls on as the last of the sippers enter the fray! In this round of matchups, we have: JACK SKELLINGTON VS. DONALD DUCK SNOWGLOBE VS. DISNEY100 MICKEY Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and drink the contents of a snowglobe. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://linktr.ee/aclufl https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ htt...

Let's get it poppin! In our next round of container combat, we're looking at event and holiday exclusive popcorn buckets! This next round of matchups features the themed popcorn bucket division, including: 50th Anniversary Mickey Mouse vs. Zero 50th Anniversary Balloon vs. Holiday Music Box Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and grunt into your mic for a few minutes. RESOURCES...

Oh shit, it's March already? I guess that means it's time for MARCH MEDIOCRITY 2023! We're switching up the formula just a bit this year - no more park-by-park brackets, instead, it's an all-out rumble of food and beverage receptacles that we're calling...um...the RECEPTACLE RUMBLE! This first round of matchups features the themed sipper division, including: Orange Bird Si...

Oopsie. It finally happened - the boys lost an episode. But they went out of their way to deliver SOMETHING to wrap up Princess Month! So uh...here you go. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and backup your audio files. MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-c-ticket-podcast FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@cticketpod INSTAGRAM: https://www.ins...

It's an episode quite literally over a year in the making! Jam-packed with interviews featuring the real MVPs out there - Party Princesses. Guests Ally DeForge, Alicia Dishon, Meg Foley, Lia Russo, and Rob Ryan break down the highs and lows of playing pretend for a living, with more magical memories (and horror stories) than you can shake a wand at. Don't forget to rate, review, subscrib...

They recorded an episode in the airport. You're welcome. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and rush to get on the airplane first. MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-c-ticket-podcast FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@cticketpod INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/cticketpod/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/CTicketPod EMAIL US: cticketpod@...

Hear ye! Hear ye! For this, the month of February in the year of our Fuggment 2023 is hereby declared to be "Princess Month" on The C-Ticket Podcast! Nick and James are kicking off this lovely month-long celebration of all things royal by pitching attractions for every member of the official Disney Princess Lineup. Despite the best efforts of the randomly generated wheel, they even come...

When is a parking lot not a parking lot? When it becomes the subject of absurd internet discourse! Nick and James take a deep dive into the Epcot parking lot. Yep. That's it. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and take a picture of the row you parked in so you remember later. MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-c-ticket-podcast FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK:...

We take one more trip to the Briar Patch to honor the memory of a ride that probably shouldn't have been built even in a prior century. But it was built, it had a good run, and it's finally being re-themed to something with far fewer racial undertones, so the C-Ticket Podcast is taking the plunge into the wild world of Save Splash stans, the gross implications of "Flash Mountain&quo...

Nick went to Disney! He almost didn't make it back! Hear all about Fantasmic 2.0, the Last Splash, and one semi-harrowing travel experience. Plus a non-zero amount of foot stuff. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and bring up politics in your Uber. MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-c-ticket-podcast FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@ct...

Nick and James want to bring the magic out of the sheets and into the streets of Walt Disney World with their pitches for new "Streetmosphere" performances at the parks! Citizens of Hollywood? Sure, that's fine. But what about secret Pandora undercover agents that you get to beat up? Now THAT'S entertainment! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and send James any Na&a...

New year, same podcast! Whether that's a selling point or not, the boys are gonna talk about all the new things coming to the parks this year! Will we be able to hug Figment? Will Moana journey with that water? Only time will tell. Be sure to stick around for the "In Memoriam" segment where the boys mourn the loss of like...not a whole lot honestly. Don't forget to rate, review...

It may be the day after Christmas, but much like the holiday decorations at Disney, we're not stopping the cheer yet! In this final 2022 installment of The Cheer-Ticket Podcast, Nick and James dive into the wonderful world of dendrology, which is the word for the scientific study of trees! But the boys are getting more specific, and they're breaking down the four main Christmas trees at...

Ho Ho Ho, you better know that Nick and James spent several actual hours of their lives watching the new Tim Allen series "The Santa Clauses" on Disney+. And guess what - it isn't great! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and say "Merry Christmas"...or else Tim is gonna get ya. MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-c-ticket-podcast FOLLOW US ON...