The C-Ticket Podcast

The C-Ticket Podcast is back and the samer than ever! Nick and James took a month or two for some much-needed R&R - that's REFOCUSING and REBOOTING! Get ready for a slew of new episodes with more focused theme park topics, but all of the C-Ticket charm you know and love (or loathe). Be on the lookout for news about our brand new Patreon page, where you can subscribe for access to an exclu...

As the new year begins, look back on some of the major theme park attractions we lost in 2023, as well as get a glimpse into the year ahead! Plus, don't miss a HUGE announcement about the future of the C-Ticket Podcast! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and tell your friends to as well.  RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://...

Wanga-Banga-Langa and a ho Ho ho to you! The C-Ticket Boys are spreading the joy of the season by telling you all about the multicultural storytellers of Epcot's Festival of the Holidays And Their One Jewish Friend! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and leave your socks out for La Befana.  RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https:...

*sigh* Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and I don't even know, there's no joke this week. Does anyone even read this? What's the point?  RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://linktr.ee/aclufl https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ https://www.transtexas.org/ MERCH AVAILABLE NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-c-tick...

It's the end of the year as we know it, and we were so honored to have our little podcast in so many of your Spotify Wrapped playlists! In honor of you (yes, YOU!) we are going through our Top 5 episodes of the year and reminiscing on what got us all the way to December. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and secretly download the podcast on to all of your coworkers' phones. R...

It's in the recording of a street corner podcast... That's right, it's the most Muppetastic time of the year once more, and Nick an James are here to plop the ultimate Muppet cinematic experience into the parks where it belongs. They're throwing everything at the wall - Muppet meet and greets, cannibalistic pig dinners, Orlando teens doing bad Michael Caine impressions, it&apos...

You've got questions, and Nick and James have answers. Where's the best place to drink in each park? What's next for the C-Ticket Podcast? What are Nick's thoughts on Sydney Sweeney? Tune in for all this and more (WAY more, in Nick's case). Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and get your tickets for Madame Web , only in theaters February 14, 2024. RESOURCES TO C...

The Holidays are nearly upon us, so it's time to start planning for how you're gonna feed your hungry friends and family! This year, leave the planning up to Nick and James, as they lovingly(?) craft a Thanksgiving feast comprised of food from the Walt Disney World parks and resorts. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and get the damn pretzel. You deserve it, no matter what Ja...

Nick went to Orlando! (two months ago) They finally got around to an episode that was supposed to be recorded in early September - that's right, it's a Top 10 Countdown of Nick's favorite things from his trip! Tune in for such rousing topics as an interesting Lyft driver, a Cast Member from Rock 'n' Roller Coaster, and MEAT. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, an...

It's a Halloween Party, y'all! Nick and James have prepared a few spooky-yet-sensual segments for the C-Ticket faithful. They pulled out all the stops - A brand new exclusive ticketed Halloween event! Off-Brand Halloween Costume names! A non-zero amount of sexually explicit content! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and violate your pumpkins. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ L...

Turn up the volume and warm up your voice, for this podcast offers a FRIGHTENING choice! Listen and hear what the boys have to say, or ignore it entirely and go on with your day. An episode full of laughter and music so grand, it's "Disney Sing Along Songs: Happy Haunting Party at Disneyland"! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and ponder your orb. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANT...

Tune in as James discuss a Not-So-Scary Halloween Party peppered with Not-So-Funny bits! Litigation of episode intro logistics, the world's first recorded anti-joke, and a non-zero amount libido talk. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and stay in line for the Seven Dwarfs meet and greet.  RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https:/...

James is home, and his last order of business was a trip to Silverwood Theme Park's SPOOKtacular Halloween event, Scarywood! Hear all about the haunted houses, scare zones, live performers, and some general Idaho tomfoolery. Plus, a diatribe about AirBnB! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and hate Mondays. ACK! RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/commu...

After a FRIGHTENINGLY long hiatus, the boys are back and launching right into the SPOOK-Ticket Podcast 2023! A few weeks ago, renowned "little piss boy" Nick paid a visit to Universal Orlando's Halloween Horror Nights 32 where he braved some Haunted Houses, Scare Zones, theme park ravioli, and a very horny dance show. He recounts his TERRIFYING tale in GRAVE detail for James, who is...

James went to Spain, which left Nick in pain, so the episode is plain - discuss the memories that remain!  Oh, and put a Spain pavilion in Epcot. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and go see "Strays", only in theaters until it isn't. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://linktr.ee/aclufl https://www.thetrevorproject...

Most theme park "journalism" is very bad. The boys are here to prove that with a selection of their favorite headlines from the last few days! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and check your audio files before leaving the continent. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://linktr.ee/aclufl https://www.thetrevorproject.org/...

Nick hates jump scares and food that resemble gross things. Nick paid almost $100 to attend an event that is exclusively comprised of jump scares and foods that resemble gross things. He and James get into all the gory details of this year's Halloween Horror Nights! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and JUMP SCARE GOTCHA. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgall...

***CW: SUICIDE*** Brief discussion of suicide in relation to the "Haunted Mansion" movie and ride around 58 minutes into the episode. Skip about 45 seconds if you want to avoid the topic! Nick and James disagree - what else is new? But this time it's over something they thought would be pretty unanimous - a "Haunted Mansion" movie without Jim Evers of Evers & Evers Rea...

The holidays at Disney World don't end when the big trees come down. Join Jolly Old Saint Nick and Little Saint James as they merrily meander through some of the year-round wintery offerings at the Walt Disney World Resort. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and charge your laptop. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https://linktr....

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You didn't think the boys would let Barbenheimer pass without dropping an episode, did you? In order to encompass both smash-hit films, this week Nick and James will debate which dolls in the Mickey Main Attraction plush line should be placed in their theoretical dream house, and which should be nuked. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and grapple with the existential terror that...

The new "Haunted Mansion" movie is coming out soon (in July for some reason) so Nick and James are gonna talk about The Haunted Mansion. But not the ride. That's something a good podcast would do. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and go watch "I Think You Should Leave". RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-resources/ https...

It's good to be bad, and the boys decided that a bad release schedule warrants actual good ideas for a Villain-themed land at Magic Kingdom! Do you want to eat at the Big Bad Barbecue? What about getting roasted by an animatronic lion? All this and more in this dastardly discussion. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and eat all three little pigs. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LE...

Honk-shoo everyone! The boys are both late AND early as they woke up at the crack of dawn (Pacific Time) to finally put out an episode this week. And what better topic is there for a middling podcast than a discussion about which attractions in each Walt Disney World park are overrated and underrated? Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and pop an Ambien. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+...

Summer is just around the corner, but it's always sunny in Orlando! (BOOM callback.) The boys are here to give you their tips and tricks for staying cool in each park, as well as debut a brand new segment that will have you KRAVIN' more! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and reapply your sunscreen. RESOURCES TO COMBAT ANTI-LGBTQ+ LEGISLATION: https://cfgalla.org/community-res...