The C-Ticket Podcast

You heard all about the souvenirs you just can't have, now it's time to talk about the spaces you just can't go into! If you've ever wanted to go for a dip in the well on Pirates of the Caribbean, or lay down a track in the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster recording studio, then this is the episode for you! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and keep your hands, arm...

Do you like souvenirs from theme parks? Do you have thousands of dollars of disposable income? If you answered "yes" to either of those questions, check out this episode! Nick and James will break down some of the more ludicrously expensive items you can purchase to remember your trip to the Disney Parks, and don't miss the big reveal of James' C-Ticket souvenir direct from Dis...

Fireworks are back, and so are James and Nick's dumb ideas! Listen along as the boys put their heads together to craft the perfect nighttime theme park spectacular using the same formula that Disney seems to use - generic word soup vaguely related to themes of magic and whimsy. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and watch your step as the lights around the Magic Kingdom will be dim...

C-Ticket to Tower, we are clear for takeoff. There are a lot of ways to get around Walt Disney World, and in this episode you can hear about none of them. Instead, you can hear about all of the rides and experiences that emulate them! How exciting! Fake boats! Fake trains! Fake planes! (Or are they hang gliders?) And so many more! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and, oh yeah, have a...

The boys are back in...the basement? After months of recording virtually, Nick and James are finally breathing the same air and laughing at each other's goofs without an awkward delay. And what better way to celebrate the return of live podcasting than with a rousing discussion about live entertainment in the Disney Parks? You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll feel the overwhelming...

Have you ever wondered how you would survive a zombie apocalypse in Epcot? No? Well, then maybe skip this one. Nick & James have way-too-serious answers for all the important questions, like "What pavilion would provide the most strategic advantages against a hoard of zombies?" and "Are the gators zombies too?" What? You thought this was a normal podcast? Don't forget...

It's time for another round of fruitless pitches for how to incorporate Marvel characters into the Disney Parks! Is it even possible? Does anybody want this? Is Hydra too Nazi-adjacent to put in Epcot? Hear the answers to at least some of these questions! Oh, and uh, SPOILERS for The Falcon and the Winter Soldier . Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and remember every one of them....

Walk This Way for a not-so-heated, rather agreeable debate about everyone's favorite coaster stuck in 1999. Nick and James have not yet been Jaded by the Sweet Emotion they feel toward this ride, but they nonetheless present their pitches for bands that could replace Aerosmith as the stars of the coaster and other potential re-theme ideas (Spoiler: most of them are hilariously bad). Don'...

A trip so nice we talked about it twice! In the shocking conclusion to the trip report, find out if Nick made it all the way around World Showcase without passing out, how he became King of the Butterflies, and whether or not he can show his face at the Jungle Cruise ever again. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and for the love of all that is holy don't fill children's brain...

C-Tickets be trippin', because Nick just got back from Disney World and he's here to tell you all about it! But this trip was so jam-packed, it's just too big for one episode! In this first part, hear about a day at Epcot, some great new food at Disney Springs, a shockingly long meal at Be Our Guest, and more torrential downpour talk than you can shake a rainstick at. Don't for...

Put down that razor and bust out the nail polish, because Disney has all new guidelines for cast member appearance! Regrettably, the "C-Ticket Look" has not changed. Hear all about it as well as a really cool story about a frog that James saw. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and roll those socks up as high as you can. FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.co...

Tap in for a thrilling discussion on everyone's favorite RFID-enabled accessory, MagicBands! Nick and James get into the nitty-gritty of the only wristwear that's also a hotel key (at least until MagicMobile is fully enabled on Apple Watches). Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and switch wrists often to avoid tan lines. FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.co...

We're not stalling anymore! The Bathroom Episode is finally in the can. Flush your worries down the drain and relax as Nick and James discuss the intricacies of Walt Disney World restrooms (or "refreshers", for you off-worlders). WARNING: We talk about poop like, significantly more than we normally would. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and chug a refreshing bottle of...

What is The C-Ticket Podcast if not the rambling thoughts of two nerdy white dudes persevering? This week, Nick and James put their Imagineer caps on and discuss how they would incorporate  WandaVision  into the Disney Parks! Some of the ideas are good, and most are terrible, which is honestly what you're probably here for. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and request elaboration...

They DO podcast in herds! On this very special bonus episode that just happens to be released on April 1st for no particular reason, Nick and James take a trip to one of the world's most DINO-mite theme parks, Jurassic World! Hear all about their weekend trip to a remote island in Central America that is totally and completely real. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and spare no e...

It's the final countdown! For the last month, we've been pitting some of the most "meh" attractions at Walt Disney World against each other, and we're finally down to the four best of the "meh"st. Who will come out on top? The Purple Wall Epcot Scavenger Hunts Vacation Fun: An Original Animated Short with Mickey and Minnie The Affection Section Don't forget...

Jambo everybody! We're back for the final set of matchups in our Divisional Rounds of the March Mediocrity Tournament, and it's about to get wild at Animal Kingdom. Who will move on to the "It's Fine" Four? The Affection Section vs. The Boneyard Fossil Fun Games vs. Rainforest Cafe Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and pay an additional five dollars to try and...

Hooray(?) for Hollywood! For Week 3 of our March Mediocrity Tournament, it's over to Hollywood Studios we go for the battle of more things you could do at home and the clash of air conditioned walkthrough attractions: Lightning McQueen's Racing Academy vs. Vacation Fun: An Original Animated Short With Mickey & Minnie Walt Disney Presents vs. Star Wars Launch Bay Don't forget to...

We're back for Week 2 of the inaugural March Mediocrity Tournament! Get your passports out, because we're headed to Epcot. In our second round of divisional matchups, find out what thing you could totally do at home is the best thing you could totally do at home: Scavenger Hunts vs. The America Gardens Theatre Disney & Pixar Short Film Festival vs. The Epcot Experience Don't for...

Get your brackets out! It's time for the first ever March Mediocrity Tournament, in which James and Nick will break down some of the least exciting things at Walt Disney World and eventually determine which is the most least exciting. In the first of our "So-So Sixteen" Divisional Rounds, find out which attraction rules the outer reaches of the Magic Kingdom in the following matchup...

This episode is for the big kids. 21 and up, that is. Join James and Nick for a mostly on-track discussion of favorite places to drink at Disney, the best drinks in the parks, where they would add a bar to the Magic Kingdom, and more! Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and drunkenly climb the pyramid at the Mexico pavilion. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/CTicketPod EMAIL US:...

The toys were created by the bourgeoisie. At least that's what Nick seems to think. He's spitting nothing but facts today and James is along for the ride to tackle the hard-hitting questions like "Are the toys cutting Andy in on their profits?", "Are cast members paid with real money or toy money?", and many, many more. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, an...

Hail to the chief! Today on our totally apolitical podcast we discuss how we would Biden-ify The Hall of Presidents, what other rides should have a Joe Biden animatronic, and of course, ice cream. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and place your aviator sunglasses securely in the pouch in front of you. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/CTicketPod EMAIL US: cticketpod@gmail.com...

I know this is probably your first theme park podcast and...it's ours too. In our inaugural episode, get to know us as we give you the rundown on our theme park experiences and discuss the most unique and awkward encounters that Disney parks have to offer - Meet & Greets! We'll answer burning questions like "Who's the best character to meet?" and "Is Stromboli rac...

Welcome to The C-Ticket Podcast! It's not the best theme park podcast, but it's probably someone's favorite! There are plenty of great podcasts that cover theme park news, fan-favorite attractions, and defunct rides. Those are the "E-Ticket" podcasts. This is The C-Ticket Podcast - the show for people who are more interested in the fictional spaceport at the end of Space M...