The Burt Selleck Podcast

I had to get some stuff off of my chest. We talk about 4chan alien stuff too.

I was bullied about my dead tooth. I podcast with two people that are not very good people.

I brought the next Oscar winning movie to Nick and John and we start fleshing out the details of the story.

Nick started skateboarding. Before we started recording he showed us a video where he ate total shit. We sort of re-tread old ground in this episode when we bring back the old "who would win, a bear or gorilla" argument.

Well folks, it's another Easter in the books and written off on God's taxes.

I like to think that this is one of our more experimental episodes*. *I didn't have time to listen back and pull a title for. Sorry for being late. Nick couldn't make it* *He tried to kiss me Our friend Mat Richards joins us.

I feel like anyone that doesn't read this description is going to be really mad at this title. We talk about it for a little bit and then fall into our usual ADD pattern of jumping to 1000 other things.

It's the standard episode, this week. We talk mental institutions, shitting our pants and Elvis.

We talk about our sick moves as kids elbow dropping our favorite stuffed animals off the top ropes (our bedroom dressers) on to the mat (our mattress and bedframe).

Nick gets into some of his legal troubles from the past. The boys discuss underground tunnels that are made underwater.

John and Nick have a new rivalry. Nick listens to too many debate lords. We find out I have some sweet sweet blood.

We talk about a mental health institution in Michigan that seems a little sketchy. John talks about a frozen cave man.

Nick saw Bill Cosby do a motivational speech as a child which to this day informs how interacts with people. John talks about a train that blew up and other grandpa-centric topics. I'm exhausted from bombing on stage in Ohio all weekend.

We dive a little deeper in this one. We talk about Nostalgia. Addiction. Pig Butts.

We get raw and uncut in this one.* *By "raw and uncut" I mean John and I were very tired because we're old men so sorry if your snowflake ears can't handle the truth.

John is back and give his side of the story in the whole "incident." We all talk about what kind of restaurant we'd open and what it's name would be. I'm pretty sure mine was the best.

This one might end this show. For a lot of reasons. Actually. Don't listen to this one.

I take a stand when John tries to change the subject before we've even scratched the surface on topics we bring up. 2023 is going to be different.

It's the Christmas Episode! I had a big day the day we recorded and shared it with the world. We also talk about which Reindeer is the hottest one.

It's John's fault that this came out late, he keeps changing the day we record and I forget to queue it up. We cover a lot, like the only roundhouse kick I've ever seen someone try to throw in an irl fight.

Nick bought a very old BMW that will probably break down in a week. John was boned up because the Lions won a big game. I was here existing.

We learn Nick isn't up on his Global Intelligence warlords. Alex has a very specific way he has to have sex. John is confused about everything.

Guess what? Ian came back for one very special episode. We realize his jail school was part of a bigger network of abusive care centers. Nick also learns how a sperm bank works.

The boys reminisce back to their college days and the highest falls they've ever taken.

John was very horny tonight because The Lions beat The Bears. Nick is into magic now.