The Burt Selleck Podcast

We talk about which movie books we've read.

Ian met James Hetfield's son and we all give each other stage names.

Our pal Connor Meade drops in all the way from NEW YORK CITY and we find out who John's "hall pass" is!

Ian is back permanently for now. The podcast is getting too big so we talk about breaking into smaller parts. My teeth are the perfect nail file.

We unpack a lot with John and his feelings of sexual inadequacy.

Ian is back with more tales about Jail School. We establish that American Teenagers are the meanest group of people, then Hamas, then Al-Qaeda.

The boyz are back. I did a comedy/whore tour across the midwest. John and Nick had a lot to say in this one.

John came through this week with another Lions win. We also break down the different types of popper.

It's everyone's favorite time of year again. That time when John can't talk about anything but The Lions.

We get to the heart of why they are called "Googly" Eyes in this one. Real top notch investigative reporting.

I just got back from Indianapolis where I stayed at a murder hotel. John went to a wedding. Nick got caught stealing his neighbors car once.

Nick is the dream killer. He kills in your dreams. I'm so tired. This is all you're going to get.

Nick comes in hot on the documentary John told us about last week about the race of early humans that were burying each other. I'm also over people handing out pamphlets on the street. Just stop.

Nick has a neighbor update. He also went to his friends wedding and apparently there was some tension among the families.

Nick isn't dead. Our bad. But he almost got beat up by his neighbor. We talk about it.

We deep dive into the lurid history of some of (one of) the arch dioses (this is like a church thing, right? Is it like a specific church thing or like all churches? You know what? I don't care) of the city of Detroit. Also Nick died.

TV's Brad Wenzel and I just rolled in from the road and jumped on the mics with Nick and John. We find out John is an emotional wreck.

We solved what killed the dinosaurs in this one. It ain't nice. I wanted to name the episode "The Milk-Me-Way Galaxy" but John wouldn't let me because we didn't actually say it in the episode.

We do a Freudian dive into the psycho-sexual mind of John in this one.

Nick can't handle my directness in this one. John and I are pretty sure he's going to have to amputate his foot. He tried landing an Eastside Dershowitz which is a much to complex move for the level of skater he is.

Nick tries to put a wedge between marginalized groups. John is very uncomfortable talking about issues that don't pertain to him. I'm still shell shocked from past audio issues.

We take Nick to Mime school for trying to make clowns out of us. (It's his fault we missed last week and didn't have this episode up yesterday, btw)

I'm back from Limestone and I was given one of the highest honors that you can be given while there. Nick comes up with his next killer premise. John suggests we go to Clawson Steakhouse to celebrate Ian coming back. Oh yeah, Ian is coming back.

We have a very important message in this episode.

It's another nostalgia episode, we reminisce about high school sports and the good ole days.