The Burt Selleck Podcast

Alex unveils his homemade cable network, complete with custom channels, vintage commercials, and enough legally obtained media to avoid making another entertainment decision for the rest of his life. Naturally, John and Nick immediately begin renaming the operation, and Boz Turner Media is born. From there, the conversation wanders through funeral processions gone horribly wrong, suspicious bathho...

The guys invent a whole new economy where human waste becomes legal tender, government cheese becomes an investment strategy, and Alex has to explain why the entire system would still collapse into corruption. From there, they move on to fake lakes, doomed bridges, modular homes, alligator escape plans, football dads, old men working grocery jobs, and the emotional weight of Barry Sanders handing...

The guys celebrate Daddy Day, discuss funeral-home snack expectations, and figure out whether getting old is the perfect time to start committing crimes. Alex breaks down the strangest parts of Dragon Ball Z, everyone argues about how The Matrix works, and the conversation turns into an elaborate plan to skateboard across America’s most famous monuments. They also talk custom TV channels, comedy b...

Alex thinks he’s spotted a lynx on the ride home, but the gang decides it was probably just a skinny fox— which somehow turns into ranking the “most cat-like dog” and “most dog-like cat.” From there they wander into lion dating problems, pack tactics, and whether you could actually out-run a bobcat on an average Tuesday. Halfway through, John drops the fact that certain whales have an honest-to-go...

The guys dig into the latest UFO files and try to determine why some of the footage is redacted, whether aliens created humanity, and if Earth is just the intergalactic equivalent of an empty parking lot. They also talk NBA dream teams, Kobe Bryant, Paul Pierce’s most infamous conspiracy, celebrity politics, terrible streaming services, and why Schoolhouse Rock may have secretly been a Jack Black...

This week, the boys investigate the mysteries of third mic energy, Mario Kart justice, childhood sports trauma, and whether a backyard curveball can technically qualify as a UFO. Alex, John, and Nick spiral from Detroit Grand Prix pit suites into Whirly Ball, football instincts, hip-hop debut albums, peanut butter and jelly economics, and the deeply important question of whether a glowing baseball...

The boys kick things off by getting deeply suspicious about comedy fashion, Tubi prestige, leopard print sabotage, and the possibility of a poor Batman whose cave is somewhere under suburban Michigan. From there, things slide beautifully downhill into Black Flash heckle powers, alien scout theories, ancient UFO factories, and the ongoing question of whether Earth is being evaluated by space beings...

The boys break down sports fandom, bad calls, and the strange theatrical beauty of flopping, which leads to the official ruling: two minutes for glamour. From Red Wings fans crawling out of the walls to basketball refs becoming the main characters, this episode gets into Detroit sports pain, rich-guy hockey culture, and why every foul call feels like a haunted house with a whistle. Also covered: j...

The boys start with a simple game of catch, which somehow turns into a full forensic investigation of John’s impossible breaking ball. From there, the conversation mutates into baseball groupies, kangaroo pouches, night snacks, and whether owls are secretly overeducated little freaks in tweed nests. Things keep sliding sideways as they cover Michael Jackson biopics, Houdini getting punched, Pompei...

The guys kick things off riding high on a Pistons win and immediately spiral into one of their favorite lanes: completely unhinged hypothetical debates. From theme parks and predators to evolution and “how would you disappear a body,” the conversation zigzags in that way that somehow feels both dumb and deeply philosophical at the same time. Then comes the moment that earns the title. A throwaway...

This episode starts exactly where you’d expect: debating whether water is wet, and quickly spirals into a deeply scientific exploration of how Alex’s ass may or may not control global humidity. From there, the gang builds an entire ecosystem around it, complete with Amazon rainforest implications and government-level weather conspiracies. Things somehow escalate into debates about predators versus...

The gang dives in with playoff basketball stress, spring allergies, and the kind of opening chaos that lets you know this one is going off-road immediately. From there it turns into a freewheeling mess of stories about late nights, missing co-hosts, Port Huron, comedy road gigs, and whether Alaska is beautiful, terrifying, or both. Along the way, they bounce through wolf-pack theories, Northern Li...

With John off chasing the sea, it’s just Alex and Nick holding things down—and things get weird fast. What starts as a simple chat about Orthodox Easter spirals into questions about religion, culture, and how much any of us actually understand what we celebrate. From there, it’s a freefall into everything: pooping six times in a day, apple juice emergencies, and the realization that modern humans...

Alex, John, and Nick are back and immediately get into Alex’s Alaska trip, breaking down everything from brutal diets to even more brutal bathroom consequences. What starts as a travel recap turns into a full dissection ...

This episode finds the crew in a chaotic, free-associative groove as they bounce from gaming rivalries and questionable Madden skills into the strange rituals of everyday life. With special guest Skippy Rose in the mix, the energy leans playful but unpredictable, as the group pokes at each other’s habits, personalities, and the weird ways people present themselves when they’re slightly off their g...

This week, the guys spiral from casual studio chatter into a full-blown philosophical free-for-all—covering everything from dark matter and God’s “big bang habits” to whether religion is comforting, dangerous, or just wildly misunderstood. Along the way, they take swings at famous intellectuals, question belief systems, and somehow land on the idea that maybe the universe is just one long, confusi...

This week the guys are joined once again by comedian Skippy Rose , and things immediately go off the rails. What starts as a heated debate about the movie Sinners turns into a full-blown argument about art, symbolism in movies, and whether Hollywood is making great films or just pretending to be deep. From there the conversation drifts into everything from conspiracy theories and military draft st...

The guys start the episode with tales of backyard wilderness survival, beaver glands, and what it really means to have a productive “mountain man” day. From there the conversation spirals into candy corn, Michigan road trips, and the strange wisdom you only get from growing up around grandparents with mysterious candy bowls. Along the way they discuss strange animal behavior, terrifying owls, crow...

Another week, another survival story as the boys regroup to process a dog scare, questionable grocery store behavior, and the philosophical implications of protest. Along the way, milkman cosplay is discussed with the seriousness it deserves, and long-standing friendships continue to evolve in real time. The conversation wanders through gym class nostalgia, field trips gone wrong, and the terrifyi...

Nick returns from the grave to join Alex and John as the guys dive headfirst into space travel, time dilation, and the very real possibility of recruiting extraterrestrial life with strategically selected Earth holograms. What begins as a discussion about Project Hail Mary quickly turns into a full-blown interstellar outreach program. Elsewhere, the crew debates the point of space exploration, the...

Nick’s gone, the room is quiet, and somehow the show still starts. The guys talk shaving mishaps, gray beards, gym delusions, and the harsh reality of lifting weights after 40. There’s Super Bowl fallout, missed recording weeks, and the eternal debate over whether Five Guys is secretly addictive. Things veer from Olympics luge physics to political exhaustion, then back to NBA tanking strategies an...

This episode starts in chaos and never really recovers. Missed cues, bruised egos, therapy-grade shoulders, and the immediate realization that everyone is somehow wrong at the same time. Tensions spike, moods shift, and the room’s energy becomes its own unpredictable character. From there, the conversation spirals into everything from feather bowling and pork preferences to horror movie ideas, mus...

The boys try to recapture the lightning from last week’s episode and immediately admit that’s impossible. What follows is a spiral through push notifications, mall kiosk guys, bald coaches, and a very serious discussion about whether elderly men with rosaries are secretly waiting to shred the escalators. Somehow the conversation drifts into dreams, sleep paralysis, wet dreams that are not what the...

Nick gets ambushed by a McDonald’s push notification and everything goes downhill from there. Fillet-o-Fish conspiracies, Capri-wearing tough guys, and the mental toll of eating pita pizza too fast—this episode has it all. Also, Alex confesses his deer-in-the-head incident, and we somehow end up talking about the Illuminati’s preferred ankle exposure. Later, we spiral into football talk, questiona...

John and Alex kick it old school with a two-man episode that covers everything from Vegas strip horror stories to the algorithmic decay of your Facebook feed. John talks about his recent trip to the Flamingo, his uncle’s Vegas legend status, and how staying above ground is the new underground. Alex proposes a trade: Rhode Island for Puerto Rico. Seems fair. They spiral into AI paranoia, union-buil...