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The Burt Selleck Podcast

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Alex, John (second mic) and Nick (junior member/intern) talk about current events, things they're nostalgic about and what is generally on their minds that week in a race to establish which of them is the dumbest person alive.

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Episodes

Episode 194 | No Rocks Ian 27.05.2024 1:07:31

Milk, Pepsi, NO ICE.

Episode 193 | Rent or Own 20.05.2024 1:05:19

John has an interesting new marketing strategy. We also talk about our best movie theater experiences.

Episode 192 | Grease Trap Fire 13.05.2024 1:04:15

We discuss fancy family dinners, and how we hate change.

Episode 191 | Poseidon's Revenge 06.05.2024 1:01:57

We do a deep dive on the Kendrick/Drake beef. Melon-style.

Episode 190 | Ruby Snooze Days 30.04.2024 1:05:18

We talk about Christ Bearer in this one. You know about what. We're not above it.

Episode 189 | Night Chilli 22.04.2024 1:07:53

Ian and I made a trip to Cleveland. Nick talks about the eclipse in Toledo. This is a very Ohio-centric episode. We found out John's dad was a sly fox.

Episode 188 | Snake Mouth 15.04.2024 1:04:56

We conjure up one of the sickest Cryptids ever imagined.

Episode 187 | The Path of Totality 08.04.2024 1:08:32

Nick is taking the day off of work to drive to Toledo to see the Solar Eclipse. We come up with Ian's next tattoo idea. We write in cursive.

Episode 186 | Pumpernickel 02.04.2024 59:26

We get back into the age old question of whether a bear or gorilla would win a fight.

Episode 185 | Benedict Arnold 25.03.2024 1:09:29

We find out we have a turncoat among us... (it's Nick).

Episode 184 | I Heard You Make Holes? 18.03.2024 1:05:55

We delve into the role that Ian played in early 2000s Detroit Grafitti culture.

Episode 183 | The Eagle's Nest 11.03.2024 1:10:02

We get very tactical in this one. If you want to learn how to handle a sniper in your neighborhood, this is the episode for you. **Spoiler Alert** YOU DON'T RUN.

Episode 182 | Movie Time 05.03.2024 1:04:18

We give you guys our top 3 sports comedy and non-comedy movies of all time.

Episode 181 | Mood Music 27.02.2024 1:08:09

I feel like garbage, Ian talked about seducing Nick. We talked about other stuff.

Episode 180 | Baby Go Boom Boom 19.02.2024 1:07:06

Ian and Nick are back in this one. Ian basically blows John and Nick's minds with all of his BDSM experience.

Episode 179 | We Have Peaked 12.02.2024 1:06:28

It's another John and Alex episode. John's been watching The Walking Dead and we talk about that for a minute. It's also the Super Bowl and neither of us cares.

Episode 178 | Dragon Cook 05.02.2024 1:07:30

Ian let's several cats out of a bag. We also discover he is the Detroit version of Forrest Gump.

Episode 177 | Nothing Matters 29.01.2024 1:03:21

This was a classic John and Alex episode. We were in high spirits despite being ghosted by half of the team. But then the next day the Lions lost to the 49ers and I had to post this after the loss, so I don't even care about a summary or episode art because I'm pissed right now.

Episode 176 | Vampyrism 16.01.2024 1:04:23

Happy New Year, Ian drops a bombshell on us this episode. And we report on the biggest sports news of the weekend. The Detroit Pistons finally won another game.

Episode 175 | Window into the Soul 01.01.2024 1:06:07

The boys get reflective in this year end episode and look inside of themselves.

Episode 174 | Naughty Brown 25.12.2023 1:07:49

This is the second part of last weeks episode. We recorded 2 hours since we weren't going to be able to record over the holidays. We learn our rap names.

Episode 173 | Cobra Toes 18.12.2023 57:10

The holiday's have claimed John so we sip coffee and discuss geo politics, the economy and farts in his absence.

Episode 172 | Frozen Toblerone 11.12.2023 1:11:02

We find out Ian used to do search and rescue missions and he has very interesting chocolate consumption habits.

Episode 171 | Godzilla Seagull 04.12.2023 1:08:41

We talk about pimping John's mom. But like not like as a sex worker - in the MTV/Xzhibit way. We would never suggest it the other way, we're Christians.

Episode 170 | The Postman 29.11.2023 1:04:59

I tried uploading this Sunday night but it was super late because we got a late start and I guess I forgot to actually click post. So here it is. Ian was there this week because he was stranded in Traverse City, MI and had to step on grapes for a week to earn enough money to get back to Detroit. We talked about a bunch of other stuff too but because it's been a few days I can't remember a lot of i...