The Burt Selleck Podcast

Steve Hurley, aka Tit Pig (rip), gets brought back up when John tells us about the priest at his church growing up having sex with his fish tank.

Nick is back and almost tears the show apart. But mine and John's bond is too strong to be broken, we finally resolved it.

Nick was absent again from the podcast but this time it wasn't his fault. It was John inability to live up to the standards we've set for ourselves at Burt Selleck Industries and we have a long chat about what I expect going forward.

I've been really disappointed this week between Nick's truancy and John's lack of respect for a hard earned dollar.

We teach John about Andrew Tate. We also learn some sordid details of his past and his elementary school teachers.

We get into it this week. We're talking Mongolians. We're talking Greeks. We're talking Europeans.

Nick came back and he was sassy as ever. We did a funny riff about Andy Dufresne's penis.

Nick got strike 2 for no show/no calling again. He has one strike and 3 outs left and we're going to have to reevaluate his membership of this podcast.

We have innovated once again for you. Our listeners. It took a gay man to introduce to you, the BREASTIBULE. (Gloryholes but for boobs)

Nick opens up in this one and let's himself be vulnerable as he shares his art with us.

We go deep inside the mind of a pervert this week. John talks about what it takes to be a top real estate agent.

Stabbed in the back once again, but don't worry, me and John hold it down like the professionals that we are.

John stormed off after this one. He talked about pirates for a bout 20 minutes. We slotted him for at least 45 then me and Nick had to play clean up.

hi, this is john, alex got pissed and just hit stop and left the room. stay tuned for our pirate episode next week.

We get deep in this one. I correctly question the true outcome of the American Revolution and John chooses to undermine me with his state sponsored propaganda. We also ask AI to draw Gilbert Gottfried in the womb.

I'm back from having COVID. Nick huffed poppers tonight and we found out John has had sex on most of the greatest wonders of the world.

We talk about each other's wrestler persona. We determine that Nick would be a manager.

John is the Thanos of hard penises. Nick reveals that he is a communist (he doesn't like videogame fishing). I'm butt chugging water weekly. Happy 4th.

Don't blame me for this being one day late, blame John for allowing our podcast platform for going down all night. Nick learns the hard way to never meet your heroes in this one. John's Grandpa is a man now. I think my dentist was making sexual advances on his assistant when I was kid.

We've hit the milestone 100th episode. Nick's mom is helping arming children on the eastern front or something.

Nick Kelley joins us again and we talk about the glory days of high school baseball and we figure out John's WWF character.

Ya'll messed up now. We made the conscious decision to be UNDENIABLE. It's over for you clowns.

Ian came crawling back as we tell a tale of alliance, heartbreak and intimidation.

We have our friend Nick Kelley on the show, he talks about meeting the guy that sings the Lion's song at the Lion's game at a bar once. John also reads us an excerpt from his novel which is in progress titled "The Irrevenant."

We tried to do something very special for you guys and record a 6 hour podcast, but John as always distracted me and some where around hour 5 hours and 45 minutes I realized we didn't get any of John's audio, so we did a one hour recap of all the things we talked about in the 5 hours instead. We talked about the T-1000, AI, the new Kendrick Lamar album, the fact that I'm smarter than John because...