The Ashendon Anemometer

This episode contains a lot of rubbish, mostly in the form of air pollution; it's a chestily spoken piece by a thankful survivor of the Asian Subcontinent, still suffering Post Traumatic Indian Distress Syndrome. Use of Smog masks advised.

This Episode contains a lot of water, loads of Alliteration ( nothing new there), a cat with 6 packs, obligated observatory observations, at least two stutters, a reference to India and a free professor. 

This Episode Contains: A LOT OF WATER, it really is very wet; Two rodent disposal operatives; A Florentine Magnate; A Black Velvet Band ( reference only ); Olympic and Titanic Achievements. All in under 8 minutes. Bring your Wellies.

This episode contains Feline Flumping, Fremantle Features and a walk on the wild side with a Dalek- not necessarily in that order, or indeed any particular order. You have been warned!

This Episode Contains: A Stationary Marquee, A Mobile Cat With Reverse Fur, Geomagnetic Electrification and A Memorial Toast. (7 mins)

This episode contains references to: Lunar material, Rock, a Bright Star, Another Animal, Potential Priministerial Advice and more stuttering than usual over some big made-up words.

This Episode Contains:- Two unusual anniversaries, a lot of water, a lot of frogs and as usual, a lot of alliteration. (so no change there.) Finally, interviews take place to fill the vacancy in the Animal Aeolioinics Division.

This episode contains alliterations ( many and varied), Dalmatian winds  ( both sorts), a large block of honeyed delight ( there is only one Baklava) and brief reference to the departed Rebus. ( there is only one Rebus). (9mins 15 sec)

This Episode contains, amongst several untimely pauses, references to Topiary, Dyson Airblades, A Lot About Aeolus and the Final Curtain Call on Rebus The Cat.

This episode contains explosive events, the ghost of Gerrard Hoffnung, a floppy feline and a bunch of perceptive pedallers but not necessarily in that order. (5mins 45 secs)

This Episode Contains Cars, Cats, Constables, Comfortable Cushions and Curtains, though not necessarily in that order. For good measure there's an old saying and a Greek myth. Rebus joins in too.

This Episode Contains Feline Interruptions (totally unscripted), Brexit References (light, non infectious), Road Sign Decimation (total, unrecoverable) and Helen Chadwick (God rest her soul). All in 8 mins 30 sec.

This Episode contains  missing signs, seasonal references, high diving, & deep breathing from Rebus himself!

Hear Fiona Rehearsing "A CHRISTMAS BLESSING" for the AA's Xmas Concert, Initially unaccompanied....  NB. This recording is unedited and as it actually happened. It is private and not for rebroadcast or commercial purposes. Richard, Fiona and Rebus wish you A Very Happy Christmas, 2018.

This Episode Contains an attempt at Break in Wind, Piles of Alliterations, Roof Top Fun, Ornithology and lots of things about which I'm Sorry, I haven't A Clue.

This episode contains extracts from the 60ty's BBC Radio Series 'ROUND THE HORNE',  including Kenneth Williams- known to cause allergic reactions . (Look out for the in vader space.) This episode may also give you wind. 

This episode contains 3 storms, peripatetic fence pannels, insect mouse,  toilet rolls, a new iphone , strangely silent optical fibre and an international relocation request. Also the admission of a minute mistake (-to a certain degree). And all of this in just under 8 degrees! Oops, sorry, I really meant minutes. 

This Episode Contains: Transgendermoggification, Something Also Unpronouncable from Mexico and Evian Enriched Cows . (5mins 28sec)

This episode contains a lot of dust,  a plastic seagul,  a pair of vampires,  a touch of garlic, and naturally includes the inevitable ham toastie & shandy...all in 5 mins 30 sec.

This episode contains the lowest of low pressure, much hot air, some of Switzerland, large expanses of sea, Modern & Deco Art and two types of cat. All in just about 7 mins.

This Icelandic episode is Rebus free but contains :- Plate Tectonics, Spending A Penny (not!) , Two Words In Icelandic, Rain, Hail, Sun & Very High Winds.  OPEN WITH CAUTION ( 9 minutes )

This Episode Contains a Rare Appearance  of THE REBUS. Also Something Of a Q. And a promise of things to come... All in 4 mins 40 sec 

This month's episode contains noxious oxides, weak winds, wet weather, weak wit ( no change there either), an amount of aliteration ( change absolutely absent there ;-) and an uncalibrated, elongated cat.

This Episode Contains: Clawing Wind, Japanese Poetry, An Escapee, An Immobile Cat and A Warm Pub. All in less than 6 mins!

This Episode Contains a Lazy Susan, Tits,  a Cursing Cat,  A Cheese & Ham Sandwich,  Not Much to Write Home About and Alarming Attempts At Alliteration (not neccessarily in that order) . It should contain a nut warning but you know about me already.