The Ashendon Anemometer

This Episode Contains A Chainsaw Massacre of Miscreants, A Cat, A Car, A Carer and a Bloody Mary. There's The Usual Alliterations but Unusually Few Puns. Oh, and The Woodpecker. Good Luck....

This Episode Contains: Ear Deep Snow ( as measured by a cat), Much Misdirection (well signposted), Alot of Aliteration ( nothing new here ) and Someone Spouting (nothing new there either) - Oh! - and some Chili wind... 6mins 53 sec

This episode contains a cat, katabatics, cricket, much codswallop but very little wind. Rats get something of a run in...

This Episode Contains Visions of the Apocalypse, Bombs from Above, a Miffed Cat,  Turbulent Cat and General Atmoshperic Disturbances (but not neccessarily in that order).

This 5 minute episode contains-  Aileen, Rebus, Bidwell Farm and the Imihau. You'll need to listen to find out what they are all doing here.

This Episode contains: a Chainsaw Massacre, a Wartime Experience, a Welcome Wind, a Rodent's Revenge, a lot of alliteration (nothing unusual there), Stuttering & shandy ( nothing unusual there, either).

A short tale ( that'll be Rebus then...) , weak on wind but alliteration abounds.   (5 minutes)

This month's midsummers day episode comes complete with three obviously repeated words and several unrehearsed stomach rumblings. 6mins 51sec.  

Contains Much Ado About Aliteration, Hurricanes Happen, Rebus Repines, Richard Trips Up Over His Script (again!) 7mins 4secs.

This episode boasts record lows for both winds and procurement committees but definite highs for a cat and a shandy drinker.

In this months edition:- We Say "Hello" To A New Record, Goodbye To The Ash Tree, Welcome A Displaced Chef And Discuss Lamb At The End Of March. (7mins 50 secs)

This months episode contains some Very Neat Hedges, a Shakey Satelite and occasional Rabbit Rumblings. (8.14 mins)

Wind related observations containing a celestial bunny, a slightly damaged cat and some delicious devilled kidneys; all telescoped into 9mins 12sec 

7 minutes of Official observations for Dec.2016, Inlcuding:- The Demise of Rebus's Brother, The New Garden's Improvements and Quantities of Christmas Libations...

The Ashendon Anemometer Christmas Special with (uninvited)guest appearence of The Rebus. 5min 20sec

Both record gusts & doldrums are considered alongside a very stretched out cat. Richard reveals what's behind that phrase  'Bear with me...' (6min 57.sec.)

This is a 6min 23sec broadcast containing a mysterious Tree-Felling, a Zeppelin and some Swabian Cheesecake.

A 6 min broadcast reviewing a few of the past years noted gusts, some recent recalibrating & a few embarrassing puns.

A short 3min 55sec broadcast noting Rebus's recovery & a different sort of wind.

The A.A. broadcast for October '16, contains cat references (mild), wind references ( moderate, force 4) & gentle humour (somewhere)...

An early A.A. broadcast, just 5 minutes long  describing Storms Imogen & Gertrude. Also appearing is the Famous Flying Rabbit! Contain cat references (mild), humour (possibly) and  a few words of German ( badly pronounced).

A short tale of how the wind affects Ashendon and a certain cat. Also introducing the use of a 'cat-cam'.

A brief 7 minute tale of how country folk and a cat are affected by the wind- and the arrival of a new rain gauge...

An early edition from May's Bernwode News with added Rebus

A Brief Description of Ashendon's whereabouts, The Bernwode News & introducing Rebus.  3mins 34 secs.