The Ashendon Anemometer

The Ashendon Anemometer as at April 19th 2026 05.05.2026 5:20 ↓

This episode contains an active animal, two dead rabbits and a surprising amount of pollution.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 19th October 2025 06.11.2025 4:36 ↓

A corrupt chair, cosy cat and a carefully consumed clara conjoin to content!  

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER July 2025 05.08.2025 6:16 ↓

This episode contains sudden squalls, a nuclear bunker and a peripatetic parasol.

The Ashendon Anemometer May 2025 31.05.2025 5:19 ↓

This episode contains a lot of space, a cat, a dog, 42 mice , a rabbit ,a couple of rats and a passing reference to a rabbi. Enjoy!

The ASHENDON ANEMOMETER as at 17th Nov 2024 29.11.2024 7:50 ↓

This episode contains an unfluffed cat, very little water and excessive alliteration. But its otherwise harmless.

The Ashendon Anemometer as at 19th September, 2024 06.10.2024 9:19 ↓

This episode contains precises measurements, a barely moving cat and a definitive shandy.

The ASHENDON ANEMOMETER as at 19/08/24 25.08.2024 5:11 ↓

This episode contains a rejuvenated cat, poleaxed plants and a definite "Heavens Above" moment.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 19TH JULY 2024 04.08.2024 4:42 ↓

In this episode we meet a legless birdfeeder, an unpromising summer and a diabetic cat.

The ASHENDON ANEMOMETER, as at 18th February, 2024 (4 mins) 26.02.2024 6:13 ↓

Warning...This Episode contains Potholes, heavy watering, heavy cats, heavy pollution and coronal mass ejections. 

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER as at 21ST JANUARY 2024 09.02.2024 5:08 ↓

This episode contains windy weather, a fat cat and a lot of alliteration and a nuclear submarine base...not necessarily in that order.

Ashendon Anemometer October 2023 25.10.2023 6:23 ↓

This edition contains village heroes, forever flocculence and a flat out cat, not forgetting some stuttering and a little alliteration.

The Ashendon Anemometer, 19th June 2023 30.06.2023 5:13 ↓

This episode contains much inactivity of clouds and of cat.

The Ashendon Anemometer 19th February 2023 08.03.2023 4:39 ↓

Activity on all fronts, Birthday Boy to Hector the Cat is looking up!

The Ashendon Anemometer as at 20th January 2023 03.02.2023 5:30 ↓

This episode contains something of a record, a cat immobile, banter from the ever-present, invisible barracker and references to an incredibly old windbag.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER as at 20th Nov 2022 02.12.2022 5:06 ↓

This episode includes an averted Cylon attack, some carpetbagging and a deceased pub.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 21ST OCTOBER, 2022 (5 mins) 24.10.2022 5:10 ↓

Winds of change blowing through Downing St, almost too fast to catch up with. Hector unimpressed (such a prescient cat). 

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 19TH June 2022 ( 5 mins ) 01.07.2022 5:15 ↓

A  short edition- Hector's wires are crossed and not being removed till next month!

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 19TH MAY 2022 ( 8mins ) 26.05.2022 7:36 ↓

Among some stuttering, this episode contains fast flying kites and a cool cat -all in under 7mins30sec.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 17TH APRIL 2022 ( 8 mins ) 23.04.2022 8:15 ↓

This episode contains details of Easter Bunnies, Kites & Cats. Also Keith, who was not so much a blast as a complete washout.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 19TH March 2022 ( 6 mins ) 31.03.2022 6:06 ↓

This episode contains an astronomical kite, a benevolent cat, intermittent gusting, references to inadequacy measurements in putins and modern day David & Goliaths

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 19th February 2021 ( 7 mins ) 01.03.2022 6:28 ↓

Contains references to broken records, one to megalomania and one to a puffed up cat. Enjoy.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 19th JANUARY 2022 ( 8 mins ) 28.01.2022 7:57 ↓

This episode contains much scattered material... pieces of leftover turkey, a small tree and various retorts from our invisible barracker. Please watch your step.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 12th December, 2021 (9 mins) 29.12.2021 8:34 ↓

A short version, yet full of Yule, bonhomie and cat. Regrettably another badly behaved storm and some alliterations still creeping in...

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 19th November, 2021 (10 mins) 28.11.2021 9:30 ↓

This Episode contains Cop-outs (26), some quality air, some particulates in particular and a devastating character called Gordon ripe for rubbing out! All in under 10 minutes.

THE ASHENDON ANEMOMETER 23rd October, 2021 (12 mins) 26.10.2021 11:26 ↓

This episode contains:- contemplative conditions, generous gusting, nautical rain, allotta alliteration ( so no change there) and a particularly pernicious Fifi.  All in 11mins 30 secs