The Ashendon Anemometer

This months episode contains Burning Issues, Rabbit Records, Passing Attempts At A Suffolk Accent and Double The usual Amount of Wind- all in 10 minutes. ( consider yourself lucky!)

This episode contains, amongst substantial stuttering, pollution polemics ,roman references and Hector's hunting (alongside usual alliterations), a delightful discovery- the Dropsonde!. All in 14 minutes. Enjoy!!!

This episode contains a confusing amount of quantum physics. As as sensible contrast, it also the derivation of the word cyclone. Meantime, Hector remains both dead and alive. In this episode, its all relative...

This episode contains a record, several dead rabbits and an amazing aurora. ( it goes on a bit about that....) All in 10min & 30 secs

Much Wind, Little Rain, Tumblefluff, & Lieutenant John Chard Flys Off The Handle- As Do A Pair Of Doors. All in under 10 mins.

Vernal Equinox/Equilux Special Edition- Containing Gallons Of Galumphing, Records, Scuttling, Abnormal Aliterating Amounts (check that one out for yourself), Exceptional Equality, Hectorisation and Much Much More -all in under 10 mins ! 

This episode contains a shot in the arm, feline imobility, a Thames Water tonsure and an interesting typo -all in just a tad over 8 minutes.

Wild Winds, Water, Wales, Cats at Absolute Zero, and much, much more  - but not neccesarily in that order. Or indeed any order. Welcome to the Ashendon Anemometer!

End of Year japes with the Grand conjunction (not a pub), Brexit, Satunalia, a static cat volcanic events and something to needle you.

This edition contains a very tall cat-cloud, communism, Carol Vorderman and , for good measure,  James Bond.

This epsiode  takes tern for the worst...enough said!

Alliteration abounds again! Exciting equipment enters.  Flo Nightingale puts in an appearance amid auspicious scientists and Sunlight readings are interrupted. All in just a tad over 8 minutes!

This Episode Contains brand new, all singing, all dancing, all solid state, state of the art updates. Somewhere in there is a cat under pressure. Disclaimer: Beware of the quadruple alliteration! This may leave you in something of state.

This Episode Contains: A content caving cat, a possible prognostication, the usual assorted alliteration  (sorry) and a first attempt at an outdoor , safe socially-distanced shandy. All in 6mins and 30 secs.

This Episode Contains: A content caving cat, a possible prognostication, assorted alliteration ( absolutely awful, as accustomed) and a first attempt at an outdoor, socially safe-distanced shandy. All in 6 mins 30 secs.

This episode contains Village Perambulations, Cilla Black, Barmy Prognostications, Mushy Pleas (just), Scarecrows, Platinum Prototypes and Amazing Alliteration. All in 10 mins 33 sec.

in this episode incorrigible insects lampoon lockdown logistics & as always, alliteration abounds. All in just under 9 mins...Dive in* (*or not. Study the podcast first! )

Ice, an explorers certificate and a radio operator second class- acting as a receptionist during this mercifully short artic excursion. ( 6 min 45 sec). Should you wonder what's happened to Hector the cat, he's asleep in the background.

This episode contains a precious puff (no, not me), weak wetness ( not me either), an alliteration tsunami ( quite a challenge) and crystal clear skies in  11 minutes. (No that wasn't a weather forecast.)  It is both fun and instructive, all at the same time. (Really.)

This episode contains a public school, a public school tradition, a flue epidemic , a couple of sub plots, an almost happy ending before some idiot drops a bombshell.

This original short story contains mild sci-fi references, an exploding vegetable and a venerable space man. ( 7m 40s)

This episode contains competitions, continental travel, something that's 'a bit of a bore' (but hopefully not) and as usual, some shandy and some cat in action, oops, inaction. (11 minutes)

This episode contains a lot of extending blustering ( no change there), bolted stables, cute aliens mashed up, Covid19 consequences and an Indian Astronaut.

This episode contains: Yet More Water, Fireworks, No Water, A Guantanamo Bay Reference, The Teashop, a Lion and a Meteor ( but no wardrobe).