The Aftermath

In this dystopian nightmare of the future, we all escape in a transforming super dimensional robo ship. All is well until we realize Earth is destroyed, and the guys who did it have the audacity to come back and ask for peace at gunpoint! Don’t worry, the power of love and our song will be enough to stop them. Psych, I don’t actually love you. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Just when you thought it wasn’t the real Quaid, it was. Have you ever wanted your dreams to become a reality? Have you ever questioned if all your friends and family are plotting against you? If so you’re in luck. We can make all that and more true for just a few credits. Because if there is one thing we do best here at Rekall, it’s making you question your reality. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us F...

This is a story about a man who was proven wrong, made some of the best friends in his life, and regained his honour, all in less than a year. There is no greater manly feeling than seeing brothers-in-arms going out in a blaze of glory. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to another Gundam episode, ripe with all the child labour and trauma we’ve all come to know and love. This time our main man Seabook is not detestable, and genuinely a great character to route for. As if the Zabi’s weren’t bad enough, now we have the Ronah’s and “This is a family matter.” is an actual quote the father makes before he leaves to kill his daughter. Wild. Our Links: Ian Wolffe...

This game was rigged from the start, but don’t worry, our boy Bean is too stubborn to die. I tell ya. There is nothing like getting shot in the head, getting up, and slapping the gun out of the person’s hand to really establish dominance in a situation. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Just when you thought it was all over, it was just another beginning. Not only that, but it's bigger than ever. Join this young girl as she becomes the sole embodiment of hard work and guts, and lights her hair ablaze to ascend to Queen of the Universe. To make a long story short, they try to hurl Earth at the alien monster. The Queen herself decides that is not a good idea and simply interve...

Welcome to the third installment of our Hjönse Awards! With much discussion and deliberation we have finally come to a consensus, and we have chosen the live action Ghost In The Shell (2017). For those of you who may not know. This award is given to a film or series that we thought was going to be bad, or had little expectation for, but turned out to be great and surprised us in some way. Our Link...

Oh buddy, you better buckle up for this one. Welcome to space, but now with different factions. Same people their just calling each other by different names, it's not confusing at all don't worry… Captain Bright is still raising/slapping kids though, some things never change. Oh! Char is doing some real Batman to Bruce Wayne nonsense and no one can tell, crazy. Just don't get me sta...

Buckle up, because we are about to encounter a Turtle Turf War. With all the tentacles and atomic fireballs you could wish for. Now with all that out of the way, it’s time for the real reason why we are here. The questionable relationship with the girl and the tentacle turtle, and why did she keep getting ingested by him and ending up in his lube sack? Some questions may never be answered. Our Lin...

There once was a young girl who wasn’t very brave, but after the death of her love interest, stole the biggest robot she could find and became a hero. Now she must time travel through space in order to stop the alien invasion with the universe's largest black hole bomb. I’ve bet you’ve never heard that before. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Once upon a time there was a man who woke up in his own goop, and now he is flying around in god mode. His name is Neo, and he must get to the back rooms in this dangerous game, but he has to say “I’m in.” in his hacker voice to make it official. They really need to patch out the bug where you get swamped by 80 of the same dude, so not original. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

We meet a man who is voluntold to go on the frontlines of the alien war. After much fighting he wakes up and is strapped to a robot suit with weapon and no formal training for some reason. But don’t worry, after getting a mouth full of alien goop and being killed he receives special powers. Now he can load his quick save from earlier that morning. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In this heartwarming story we get to see a young witch find Waldo, and the true meaning of a work ethic. Along her journey she starts a business, makes some friends, and perfects the art of making pancakes, but the real lesson we learn today is: Just take a break, and chill out. Also, this is just more proof that blimps are not safe at all. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Legends say there is a man who roams the Australian wastes hunting down racists. Don’t get on his bad side, he has a very big gun and a very crazy woman at his side. As a wise man once told me "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In this very special Halloween episode we see a man with crippling social anxiety overcome his fears and marry a dead woman. What a scandal! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Imagine with me for a moment that you are motion sickness as a movie. With all the cheesy quips and humor to go along with it, and that was today's episode. Come along as we join a man who has traveled through time just to be a jerk to everyone, and complain about getting back. Fear not though, he only makes it better by summoning an undead army. Rattle ‘em boy! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us...

There was once a woman who could travel through space and time. Join us as we go on adventure to fix this family dynamic. With special guest Racacoonie, and people with hotdog hands. Just remember though, when you put everything on a bagel, it becomes nothing at all. Hold your chin up and be the Weymund you want to see in the world. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

The year is 2002, and we are on the brink of a civil war. Contrary to what everyone here may think, they actually send out less police bots to fix the situation. We were also in rare form in this episode. With Dakota making another appearance with the usual gang, the tangents and jokes ran wild. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

This summer, a young boy gets tricked into becoming part of the family. Watch as he navigates impressing the grandmother, and tries not to panic when he alone sends the world into chaos all from solving a math problem. Can he stop the equivalent of god inside the machine, none may know. Fear not, none shall surpass the power of Analog Grandma. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Join us as we experience a heartwarming story of a father and son reuniting after the father has serious reconstructive surgery. Though they are at odds they fight it out, and the son gets a mean right hook to the stomach and really puts the son in his place. And they all lived happily ever after under the sea. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Once upon a time there was a man who had his entire family killed in front of him. He made it his life's mission to find the man who did this, and make him ruin his own life. All through a clever sequence of perfectly timed pranks and every gun imaginable. Not vengeance, Punishment. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

There was once a puppet that wanted nothing more than to be a real boy, but spent more time trying not to turn into a donkey than listening to his conscience. The one and only Sir Jiminy H. Cricket, Lord Highkeeper of the Knowledge of Right and Wrong, Counselor in Moments of High Temptation, and Guide Along the Straight and Narrow Path. He was being bad which is what caused all this, and we all kn...

In this beautiful installment of Robot from Space: We get to see a grown ass man reprimand a twenty foot tall alien robot as if it’s his child. All the while his supermodel girlfriend tries to pretend like she knows what’s going on. Do you have what it takes to go dark on the rock? Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Watch as a quirked up white boy has his dreams come true in numerous ways. Not only does he get a girl, but he becomes a king as well. No 8,500 year old demigod queen gf? Then why live? It’s just not fair, I tell you… What about him hittin’ the gritty on the Commander though? lol Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Our simple young boy has now found the source of his power and has become one with the ethereal space being. Proving yet again that he is the only one level headed and not horned up for the entire series. This whole story was an elaborate way of saying don’t let them make you a smooth brain. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail