The Aftermath

On this episode of the ‘Bout Nothin’ Podcast I’m joined by Dylan again and our other long time friend Chase. We talk ‘Bout Chase’s swim team stories, some embarrassing stories, and the time Dylan almost joined a Cult. Our Links: ‘Bout Nothin’ Send us Fan Mail

Not going to lie, I thought this was going to be a bad movie. I’m here to say that it actually was much better than I had hoped. Just for a moment, imagine if you will. It’s the 80’s, you’re full of angst and your family just doesn’t understand you. In some crazy turn of events, you end up with a robot car that becomes your best friend. Just another crazy day in 1987, amiright? Our Links: Ian Wolf...

Just when you thought you were home free, think again. This man is here to tie up loose ends and ask just one more question until all the pieces are put together. Don’t let your arrogance get the better of you, that’s how our main offender Ray gets played by both parties in the end. I can’t tell you how badly I want to put on my hat and trench coat, chew a cigar, and solve crime right now. Our Lin...

On this, the first episode of The ‘Bout Nothin’ Podcast, I’m joined by one of my best friends Dylan. We talk ‘Bout childhood stories, our love of games, and the joy of being a villain just because a game gives you the option. Our Links: 'Bout Nothin' Send us Fan Mail

In this episode we watch a young girl drink her way through the city, finding no one that can stand up to her challenge. Things go from crazy to fever dream in the matter of one night, but it feels as though it’s been a year. At one point there is a monkey on a segway with a bird that speaks and translates for him. It was truly the wildest night in history. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

I’m just going to come out and say it. If there’s ever a group of people that are totally normal, and they have a very important mission for you. Always take it, because they are definitely humans and it will alway end well for you, trust me. Never give up, never surrender. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In a world where L.A. gets separated from the rest of the U.S. through earthquakes, there’s only one thing that can happen. Just like what happened to New York, Mega Prison. Fear not citizens, the President is totally normal and not trying to kill anyone, I promise. Right out the gate Ethan wants to nominate this movie for a Hjönse Award! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In this dystopian Neo-Tokyo we follow a group of young bikers. Two of them are childhood best friends and they’re out to take down the clown gang. Trust me when I say, that’s the most normal thing that happens here. It’s not too long before one of the boys is “Awakened” and goes on a killing spree and turns into a Lovecraftian Flesh Monster. It’s good for your health, bad for your education. Our L...

It’s our Three Year Anniversary! In this episode we finally  got Ethan back in the studio after a long hiatus. There was a lot of talk about what video games we have been playing in this one, but fear not, we also talked about memes in true form. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Buckle up, because it’s the return of the king of the monsters! It had everything you could wish for out of a Godzilla film. I’m talking fires, explosions, building destruction, and a good ol’ fashion kaiju fight. I’ve never seen Godzilla go on a victory rampage quite like this one before, it was amazing. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Just when you thought you’ve experienced all the wartime woes in the Gundam universe Thunderbolt shows up and proves you wrong. Join us as we see a Full-armor psychopath, and a man who has sacrificed all his limbs to war duke it out in space. As if that’s not enough, it’s a space graveyard essentially. I don’t think I have ever experienced this much weight in one beautifully made movie before. Our...

In this dystopian nightmare of the future, we all escape in a transforming super dimensional robo ship. All is well until we realize Earth is destroyed, and the guys who did it have the audacity to come back and ask for peace at gunpoint! Don’t worry, the power of love and our song will be enough to stop them. Psych, I don’t actually love you. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Just when you thought it wasn’t the real Quaid, it was. Have you ever wanted your dreams to become a reality? Have you ever questioned if all your friends and family are plotting against you? If so you’re in luck. We can make all that and more true for just a few credits. Because if there is one thing we do best here at Rekall, it’s making you question your reality. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us F...

This is a story about a man who was proven wrong, made some of the best friends in his life, and regained his honour, all in less than a year. There is no greater manly feeling than seeing brothers-in-arms going out in a blaze of glory. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to another Gundam episode, ripe with all the child labour and trauma we’ve all come to know and love. This time our main man Seabook is not detestable, and genuinely a great character to route for. As if the Zabi’s weren’t bad enough, now we have the Ronah’s and “This is a family matter.” is an actual quote the father makes before he leaves to kill his daughter. Wild. Our Links: Ian Wolffe...

This game was rigged from the start, but don’t worry, our boy Bean is too stubborn to die. I tell ya. There is nothing like getting shot in the head, getting up, and slapping the gun out of the person’s hand to really establish dominance in a situation. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Just when you thought it was all over, it was just another beginning. Not only that, but it's bigger than ever. Join this young girl as she becomes the sole embodiment of hard work and guts, and lights her hair ablaze to ascend to Queen of the Universe. To make a long story short, they try to hurl Earth at the alien monster. The Queen herself decides that is not a good idea and simply interve...

Welcome to the third installment of our Hjönse Awards! With much discussion and deliberation we have finally come to a consensus, and we have chosen the live action Ghost In The Shell (2017). For those of you who may not know. This award is given to a film or series that we thought was going to be bad, or had little expectation for, but turned out to be great and surprised us in some way. Our Link...

Oh buddy, you better buckle up for this one. Welcome to space, but now with different factions. Same people their just calling each other by different names, it's not confusing at all don't worry… Captain Bright is still raising/slapping kids though, some things never change. Oh! Char is doing some real Batman to Bruce Wayne nonsense and no one can tell, crazy. Just don't get me sta...

Buckle up, because we are about to encounter a Turtle Turf War. With all the tentacles and atomic fireballs you could wish for. Now with all that out of the way, it’s time for the real reason why we are here. The questionable relationship with the girl and the tentacle turtle, and why did she keep getting ingested by him and ending up in his lube sack? Some questions may never be answered. Our Lin...

There once was a young girl who wasn’t very brave, but after the death of her love interest, stole the biggest robot she could find and became a hero. Now she must time travel through space in order to stop the alien invasion with the universe's largest black hole bomb. I’ve bet you’ve never heard that before. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Once upon a time there was a man who woke up in his own goop, and now he is flying around in god mode. His name is Neo, and he must get to the back rooms in this dangerous game, but he has to say “I’m in.” in his hacker voice to make it official. They really need to patch out the bug where you get swamped by 80 of the same dude, so not original. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

We meet a man who is voluntold to go on the frontlines of the alien war. After much fighting he wakes up and is strapped to a robot suit with weapon and no formal training for some reason. But don’t worry, after getting a mouth full of alien goop and being killed he receives special powers. Now he can load his quick save from earlier that morning. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In this heartwarming story we get to see a young witch find Waldo, and the true meaning of a work ethic. Along her journey she starts a business, makes some friends, and perfects the art of making pancakes, but the real lesson we learn today is: Just take a break, and chill out. Also, this is just more proof that blimps are not safe at all. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Legends say there is a man who roams the Australian wastes hunting down racists. Don’t get on his bad side, he has a very big gun and a very crazy woman at his side. As a wise man once told me "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail