The Aftermath

Once upon a time, there was a boy who got bonked on the head by a psychotic woman with a bass guitar. From his wounds flow limitless power unmatched by no man, and its name is Canti. Praise be unto Canti, blessed be thy black flame. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

A young boy stumbles across the greatest treasure map of all time. He and his pink goop companion, takes his rocket skateboard to space to be a pirate. With a name like Pleiades though, you should just Pleiadeez Nuts! Got eem! I’ll take the map off your hands for four doubloons. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

A man with divine strength from God, and a man who wishes to see all of Paris burn will fight to the death just to have a moment to simp over a gypsy woman. But wait! A new foe has appeared! It’s Phoebus the Beebus comin’ to steal yo’ girl. We also had the pleasure of meeting Cecil the Sleep Paralysis Demon once again and heard about Dylan’s new novel collection he will be writing titled “A Hammer...

Once upon a time there was a man who lived on an island with a task force of killer children. Join our friend Amuro as he fights to fit in, and tries not to get slapped by Captain Bright for a third time. As we all know, everyone deserves a slap from Captain Bright. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

After a long nap our friend decides she can drive our ship, but subsequently crashes into a planet which is quite literally the worst possible planet to do that on. Don’t worry though we have a tour guide, we just have to find him first. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to another Quadcast! I tell ya, this episode was about as chaotic and action packed as the film we just watched. Buckle up as you and the gang of flying super powered ape aliens meet a local good boy that’s literally too angry to die, and try to reason with him. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome back to another classic Godzilla film with, you guessed it: Aliens! With their elaborate secret bases in caves, and their plans to destroy major cities with a cacophony of kaiju. To no one's surprise this has happened before, so just let Godzilla take care of it. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Quit moping around, come have a beer and fish with me. Deactivating your sad subroutines. Activating alcohol.exe… Administrator permission required. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In honour of episode 117 we are dedicating this to the main man himself, Master Chief. We each talk about our experiences with the Halo franchise throughout the years. Finally in the words of Sergeant Johnson: Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Have you ever wanted to just vibe and watch cartoons? Well you’re in luck, join a couple of quirked up white boys as they wonder why these centaurs are double cheeked up in this forest. As well as why these Dew Fairies bouta make us Baja Blast? Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

The year is 1999, big robot crime has run rampant through the streets. There is only one thing to do in a time like this. Make police bots. To find our mastermind we must first face 63 robo birds and stop a typhoon from hitting us. All in a day's work my friend. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

There is only one thing in this world that can save us from the alien ant farm. You guessed it, drafting children into the military! But fear not citizens, they will not be hurt. They will only leave with the existential dread of killing an entire race of semi-sentient bug creatures. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Strap in boys and girls, we’re about to see all our friends get mercilessly killed and forgotten about in this 80’s classic. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to lose not 1, not 2, but 3 of your 4 homes to a giant planet-eating transforming robot god? Well boy do I have a movie for you! I’ve only got one question for you. Do you got The Touch? Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

I don’t even know where to begin with this film. The description sums it up very nicely. I have nothing else to say expect ninja templar genocide. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

When a group of misfits try to find the species that started it, they instead find goop that makes everything wrong. First, it’s taking worms into snakes. Then, impregnating a woman with an octopus monster. What will happen next no, Human Can’t Catch A Break! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In the year of our Lord 2020 we were being invaded by huge alien creatures, and we did what we do best. We built equally sized killing machines ladened with all forms of weaponry to stop them, such as: pile bunkers, and chest missiles, and plasma cannons. Oh my! And I’ve only got one thing to say to you, Go big or go extinct. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

On this week’s episode we get to see a man and his plant go through some major changes in their cozy life. As well as taking in a strange young girl who likes to shoot guns without permission. Both of which are being hunted by a pill-popping psycho crooked cop. All in the pursuit to find the true meaning of love, and a place to set down your roots. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Once upon a time there was a man named Scott, and we get to watch as he battles with psychosis and waking dreams. Which just turns out to be a punk rock chick he has the hots for. But little did he know he was entering a hardcore murderous courtship for her, but in the end it’s all about the friend and self respect we made along the way. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Don’t you just hate it when your long lost daughter foils your attempt to kill your murderous baby-daddy, yeah me too. In this week's episode we get to see our bride walk down the aisle of revenge by digging her way out of her own grave, or plucking out the last good eye of a supervillain. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

The Bride. A wedding gone sour. Revenge. No words can fix these forlorn nuptials, but do you know what can? Swords and determination. “Those of you lucky enough to still have their lives, take them with you! However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.” Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Everyone wishes they could be like me. Smart and cool. Handsome, wealthy and so sexy! They need a hero, somebody they can look up to. If you’re looking for adventures, ancient energy weapons, and a wild team of thieves, then you’ve come to the right place. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Just imagine a bad 90’s film trying to be a Godzilla movie, but just not quite making it in any capacity. I can’t believe the first time we get Dakota back in the studio, he forces us to watch this garage film. Don’t waste your time, don’t watch this movie. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

You’re listening to the adventure of Herbert “Daring” Dashwood, and his stalwart ghoul manservant Argyle! In this episode they struggle to convince anyone to simply put on some glasses to save their lives from aliens… L I S T E N | O B E Y Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to the digital age. Digital colosseum, bottom text. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

This is the story of a local widower who is too angry to die and his lovely companion, Gun Girl, as they hunt down a madman hellbent on accidentally killing people and trying to brainwash the ones he hasn't killed with his so-called ‘Dream’ whatever that means. They will meet wonderful characters in their journey, many of which will join to make up this Merry Band of Misfits. Our Links: Ian W...