The Aftermath

When a group of misfits try to find the species that started it, they instead find goop that makes everything wrong. First, it’s taking worms into snakes. Then, impregnating a woman with an octopus monster. What will happen next no, Human Can’t Catch A Break! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In the year of our Lord 2020 we were being invaded by huge alien creatures, and we did what we do best. We built equally sized killing machines ladened with all forms of weaponry to stop them, such as: pile bunkers, and chest missiles, and plasma cannons. Oh my! And I’ve only got one thing to say to you, Go big or go extinct. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

On this week’s episode we get to see a man and his plant go through some major changes in their cozy life. As well as taking in a strange young girl who likes to shoot guns without permission. Both of which are being hunted by a pill-popping psycho crooked cop. All in the pursuit to find the true meaning of love, and a place to set down your roots. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Once upon a time there was a man named Scott, and we get to watch as he battles with psychosis and waking dreams. Which just turns out to be a punk rock chick he has the hots for. But little did he know he was entering a hardcore murderous courtship for her, but in the end it’s all about the friend and self respect we made along the way. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Don’t you just hate it when your long lost daughter foils your attempt to kill your murderous baby-daddy, yeah me too. In this week's episode we get to see our bride walk down the aisle of revenge by digging her way out of her own grave, or plucking out the last good eye of a supervillain. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

The Bride. A wedding gone sour. Revenge. No words can fix these forlorn nuptials, but do you know what can? Swords and determination. “Those of you lucky enough to still have their lives, take them with you! However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.” Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Everyone wishes they could be like me. Smart and cool. Handsome, wealthy and so sexy! They need a hero, somebody they can look up to. If you’re looking for adventures, ancient energy weapons, and a wild team of thieves, then you’ve come to the right place. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Just imagine a bad 90’s film trying to be a Godzilla movie, but just not quite making it in any capacity. I can’t believe the first time we get Dakota back in the studio, he forces us to watch this garage film. Don’t waste your time, don’t watch this movie. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

You’re listening to the adventure of Herbert “Daring” Dashwood, and his stalwart ghoul manservant Argyle! In this episode they struggle to convince anyone to simply put on some glasses to save their lives from aliens… L I S T E N | O B E Y Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to the digital age. Digital colosseum, bottom text. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

This is the story of a local widower who is too angry to die and his lovely companion, Gun Girl, as they hunt down a madman hellbent on accidentally killing people and trying to brainwash the ones he hasn't killed with his so-called ‘Dream’ whatever that means. They will meet wonderful characters in their journey, many of which will join to make up this Merry Band of Misfits. Our Links: Ian W...

My what a doozie this was. Can you believe we’ve recorded 100 episodes of this stuff?! If you’ve ever wanted to visualize four dudes sucking at video games, this is the episode for you. We play some games and have some drinks, so by the end we’ve lost our touch as to how this show functions normally. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Have you ever had that moment when your completely insane mother starts shouting about the end of the world? Yeah, me neither. She’s right though, I heard there’s a mercury man determined to commit fratricide. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

This summer: Godzilla’s on a rampage, and looks more jacked than he ever has before. Watch as a sad girl with a worthless meaningless life, attempts to take on our big lizard friend with a Cyberized version of his grandpa. Truly fun for the whole family! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Once upon a time there was a puckish rogue that only wanted two things in his life: To kiss a woman with full tongue, and to fly jets. This renegade will stop at nothing to achieve his goals, and that includes beating you in shirtless volleyball. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

The one and only, Smith Brown Johnson-Jones, goes on an adventure with his useless girlfriend to find God’s hot sand coffin. Only to find snakes and Nazis. If and when you find what you’re looking for make sure to not touch the box or you’ll go into God’s recycle bin. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Buckle up as our brand new Camaro takes us on the journey of a lifetime. From one explosion to another, you’ll see a young man running as if his life depends on it! All to get a big cube rock for some reason, but don’t worry it’s all about the friends we made along the way. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In this week’s episode we say goodbye to our friend Nick, as he moves away. We are also joined by a podcast favourite, Chase as we discuss everything from past memories, to current games we are all playing. I know this is really goodbye, but we are all still sad to see you go. I wish you well in your travels and hope to see you again soon. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

The year is 2027 and it’s the opening of Half-Life 2. We live in a world where no one can make a new car to save their life! 18 years ago everyone lost the ability to reproduce, and I’m starting to think the fluoride in the water is making humans sterile. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Come one, come all to the opening of our totally not dangerous, and completely legal park of Jurassic antiquities. Little do you know this is about to be Dino’s Day Off. Don’t worry about me though, I will be safe on my helicopter. Huh? Oh you. You’ll make it, I believe in you. Yeah no, they’re screwed down there. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

When VR goes a little too far, you’ll end up like our boy Neo. Just waking up in a pod of your own goop, but what else is new am I right? As we have all learned, if everything is an eerie shade of green: Wake Up! You’re in the Matrix. Now dodge this, bitch. That Energizer human just keeps on going. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to the wild west, where you can spit tobacco and shoot anyone you like. Or at least that’s what it feels like. Join us as we kick ass and try our darndest not to cheat on our drug riddled wife. “Poor soul, you were just too high strung. I’m afraid the strain was more than he could bear.” Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

I don’t know what to say. Welcome to another episode where we gush about Godzilla! Buckle up and get ready for a Mechagodzilla 2: Electric Boogaloo featuring giant fish dinosaur. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In a world where most of New York is blocked off for only the crazy people and is run by a pimp with a chandelier car. But not nobody sees the Duke, not nobody nohow! Snake: Solid, Liquid, Gaseous and don’t forget Plasma. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Listen to this tale of a young boy and his girlfriend as they blow up their local movie theater, full of xenomorph adjacent creatures, in order to save their town in time for Christmas. The epic Ferrari goblin saves the day against the skateboard chainsaw gremlin in this Christmas classic. Don’t forget, there just might be a gremlin in your house. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail