The Aftermath

Basically this is a movie about a manipulative government agent being gaslit into thinking that he is going insane by a 12 year old and a beatnik trash artist. Need I say more?? Cosmic Blaze Power Metal. Is Ethan’s new incomprehensibly indescribable band featuring Big Bot. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to the longest and unluckiest, unintentional road trip the world has ever seen. Join us as we watch two men descend into madness as they try so desperately to escape the law, all the while carrying the body of Del’s wife in a trunk. Also, if you find your hand between two pillows, those are not pillows. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

On a dark and stormy night we see some feral ninja turtles attempting to find nutrition. We call them T.H.U.T. Teenage Humanoid Underground Turtle the most dangerous creature of all. So beware of these radioactive splooge aliens. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Buckle up as we fly our Black Hawk helicopters extremely low to the ground in order to save a kid, I think? I don’t get paid enough to ask questions. Bullet to the head never killed nobody. Leave it to Alejandro though to get shot and somehow make it out. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

When the goop rain hits and the hair tentacles start to work their way into your sleeves, whatever you do, don't go to sleep! Or else some pod thing poops out some really gross stuff. If a mutant banjo dog dies in the forest, does it bark or do it banjo? Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

This was Bobby’s big day until he got clapped, then his brother Dalton had to step and set things right. Tag along with us as we see an entire group of lesser beings get wiped out in quick order. Except for our Mary Sue of course. I’m surprised by their willingness to put their whole hand in the slime and get gooped. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Bzzz bz bzz bzzz bzzzzb zbzzz zbzz, you know what I mean? Magic Word Cheeseburger, Mecha Brundlefly, Regurgitated Slime Doughnuts, and last but not least Imma Go Clatter are all our new band names. Be afraid, be very afraid. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to our hotel, I promise nothing suspicious happened here over the winter. If you happen to see anyone wearing 1920’s attire, please disregard and make contact. This movie is so pretty it’ll drive you nuts! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Join us as we witness a man with no remorse absolutely ruin one family’s evening. There ain’t nothin’ like a convoy of Tahoes. -Chase Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Join us as we witness the one and only Godzilla curse at the gods as they bestow all new forms of ultimate power upon him. All in the effort to cleanse this world from the imposter that trespasses in his land. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Join us as we follow a man and his friends into the jungle, and they do some “hardcore landscaping” with heavy weaponry. You ain’t afraid of no man! There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

John Goodman meets Mike Tyson in this crazy stoner flick. Join us as we experience every facet of bowling, and how to make a proper White Russian. All while his friend re-lives his Vietnam flashbacks. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Snake Plissken’s cousin was seen going on a rampage, exterminating a local biker gang. In this world you’re the disease and I’m the cure. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Local caveman and mongoloid escapes from basement and kills man with quote: “Big fortune rock” Be advised, everyone check your basements. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

I may not be a smart man, but I know what dumb is Jenny. Get out of my house. It’s like our friend Jon says: “Life is like a box of condoms.” Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In a world, where the subs are big, but the ocean is bigger. Nothing will stop these two men from trying very hard to be friends. This summer. Hardcore Fishing Trip. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Trust me when I say this, you’re not ready for this episode. Please buckle your seatbelts and keep all hands and feet to yourself while we are flying into our destinies aboard Jet Jaguar airlines. Honor a true hero. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

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Here be Dirt Dragons! If we’re both whispering and saying don’t make any noise, hopefully the dirt worms are too stupid to hear us. They weren’t. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Chase is here. With much summoning he has arrived. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Buckle up boys and girls, you guessed it, more childhood trauma! In this week’s episode we get to see a young man who probably has more daddy than any one man should. We also shared our experience with finishing the first season of Stand Alone Complex. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Leave it to a Robin Williams movie to be happy and heartwarming, then to rip your heart out right at the end. I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency. Also,talk to strangers. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to the dessert. Where there are snakes, poisonous lizards, and a bunch of teens digging holes. There’s a lot of sus stuff that happens, but it’s okay Also, before you steal a truck, learn to drive please. Would you eat sploosh to survive? Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Local Greek king humiliates the supposed “god” twink, and dies immediately. How embarrassing must it feel to have so many slaves and warriors, but yet it takes more than 5 of them to kill 1 Spartan. Also, you talk a big game for someone who bleeds like the rest of us. The End. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Come and listen to two guys, who are very unqualified, talk most consciousness and future tech. Grab your big-ass guns, and find the nearest spider tank. Cause it’s shooting time! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail