The Aftermath

John Goodman meets Mike Tyson in this crazy stoner flick. Join us as we experience every facet of bowling, and how to make a proper White Russian. All while his friend re-lives his Vietnam flashbacks. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Snake Plissken’s cousin was seen going on a rampage, exterminating a local biker gang. In this world you’re the disease and I’m the cure. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Local caveman and mongoloid escapes from basement and kills man with quote: “Big fortune rock” Be advised, everyone check your basements. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

I may not be a smart man, but I know what dumb is Jenny. Get out of my house. It’s like our friend Jon says: “Life is like a box of condoms.” Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In a world, where the subs are big, but the ocean is bigger. Nothing will stop these two men from trying very hard to be friends. This summer. Hardcore Fishing Trip. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Trust me when I say this, you’re not ready for this episode. Please buckle your seatbelts and keep all hands and feet to yourself while we are flying into our destinies aboard Jet Jaguar airlines. Honor a true hero. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

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Here be Dirt Dragons! If we’re both whispering and saying don’t make any noise, hopefully the dirt worms are too stupid to hear us. They weren’t. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Chase is here. With much summoning he has arrived. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Buckle up boys and girls, you guessed it, more childhood trauma! In this week’s episode we get to see a young man who probably has more daddy than any one man should. We also shared our experience with finishing the first season of Stand Alone Complex. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Leave it to a Robin Williams movie to be happy and heartwarming, then to rip your heart out right at the end. I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency. Also,talk to strangers. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to the dessert. Where there are snakes, poisonous lizards, and a bunch of teens digging holes. There’s a lot of sus stuff that happens, but it’s okay Also, before you steal a truck, learn to drive please. Would you eat sploosh to survive? Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Local Greek king humiliates the supposed “god” twink, and dies immediately. How embarrassing must it feel to have so many slaves and warriors, but yet it takes more than 5 of them to kill 1 Spartan. Also, you talk a big game for someone who bleeds like the rest of us. The End. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Come and listen to two guys, who are very unqualified, talk most consciousness and future tech. Grab your big-ass guns, and find the nearest spider tank. Cause it’s shooting time! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In this episode we learned what Bodaggit means, and I wish we hadn’t. Thanks. If you listen to this podcast all of your wildest dreams will come true. Vote for Pedro. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

This is basically an entire movie about a woman trying to cheat on her fiancé with a wild man from Australia. This man, born in the summer, is about to have a go at the guts. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

You remember that one time you drove your dad’s precious heirloom off the balcony? Yeah no, me neither dude... Charlie Sheen… Yeah, just Charlie Sheen. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to the goop gun gallery, some say bazookas, I say bagoopas. Rihanna didn’t have to die, let’s be honest, they did her dirty. Finally, like all good movies, love conquers all in the end. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Come with us as we discuss a War amongst the Stars. Believe in Victory! Oh god, Dave made an appearance didn’t he. Watch out, he likes to call himself Turbo Tommy. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Wrong guy, your brothers are fine. lol Now let’s go blow up a bridge! Earn this. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

420 Space it! Join us as we take a lovely jaunt through space and time, and we witness each other grow very old then turn into a space fetus all at the same time. The choir of man beckons you! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Gotta do more, gotta be more. Grasp life firmly, before it all runs away and your fertilizing daffodils. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

There was so much sand and dirt in this movie. Where the hell are we going to put all this dirt! The End. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

The gruesome twosome are back at it again, rambling about robots and big monsters. This week in the hot seat, The Big O. We have come to terms. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

What is the speed of quick: fast. In this week’s episode we push the boundaries of what our bodies can handle as we blast into overdrive! In all seriousness this film is a masterpiece of visual and auditory spectacle unlike anything we’ve ever seen or heard! Even though it felt like we were tripping on drugs most of the time, it was still an anime worthy to be called “A Wild Ride!” Our Links: Ian...