COFFEE LONG

THE ABUSE HOUR

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20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com@ABUSEHOUR t.me/THEABUSEHOUR We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses. Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society. For survivalist types, we'll discu...

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COFFEE LONG

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Latest episode

Jul 3, 2026

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Episodes

Ep99 - NOT UP IN HERE 03.12.2024

Some ‘Round-the-Horn prognostication on the future of general demographic sentiment, a deep-ish dive on the details of setting up shop in Alaska and a few other chilly-woo locales, and some thoughts on Sam Hyde’s most recent incident of getting away with it.

Ep98 - SCALP WHACK’EM 24.11.2024

An on-the-road edition from the land of the buffalo with thoughts on cabinet misdirection and untimely ticket-punching.

Ep97 - SHORT RUNWAY 14.11.2024

Here’s an extended rant-O-thon on the Bilzerian Blowout, Kamala getting smashed by someone other than a potential employer, Trump’s Kosher cabinet, along with a SECDEF tattoo review, all wrapped up with an Albanian pallet cleanser.

Ep96 - A TIME FOR BALLS 02.11.2024

Tangents within tangents, podcasts about podcasts, and some thoughts on what it means to be brave. For about 15 minutes right in the middle, the Rothschilds made my audio sound like I was inside a glove box. Weak sauce, many such cases.

Ep95 - SELF-LICKING ICE CREAM CONE 21.10.2024

Here’s a movie review of The Illusionist (2006), a few thoughts on walking it like you talk it in Lebanon, and a deep-ish dive on the latest DoD Directive.

Ep94: FANCY DAN MUSTACHE 18.10.2024

An overdue episode on the perils of government contracting, some Middle East, some domestic unrest, and a healthy dose of gubbmint overreach.

Ep93: RACING SPOON 05.10.2024

Missile strikes, hurricanes, port closures, and muscling in on someone’s MRE.

Ep92: MIDDLE CLASS KID 28.09.2024

Mossad Magic Pager review, Islamic production value, Longshoremen taking the day off, and a rare flash of sympathy for all the Lizard People stuck on babysitting duty.

Ep91: SLO-MO TRAINWRECK 22.09.2024

Some thoughts on the Tedious Side-Piece, Haitians, and free ducks.

Ep90: ROBBERY OF CONVENIENCE 12.09.2024

A long-winded road trip episode covering Georgia gun crimes, election-time shenanigans, and some more thoughts on getting out of Dodge.

Ep89: DON’T P*SS ON MY BROOMS 08.09.2024

Solid rants, Albania-posting, Asian fever-dream-posting, and a half-decent White Pill in the form of Zyzz-posting.

Ep88 - CRIMINALIFIED 30.08.2024

Coffee squanders a benchmark episode with an abbreviated and car-wash-tinged rant on 80’s standup comedy and surviving an interrogation.

Ep87 - HOT GIRL COROLLARY 23.08.2024

Less shenanigans and a few serious thoughts on keeping your head at the top of your neck in a world that wants you gone.

Ep86 - THE COP QUESTION 18.08.2024

An overdue and lengthy episode on shenanigans foreign and domestic as well as some thoughts on the dubious endeavor of enforcing laws.

Ep85: RED FLAG OF VENGEANCE 31.07.2024

A short-fuse episode, Israel hits Iran, Coffee hits on steroid use, and the kosher West hits Hulk Hogan…again.

Ep84: CULTURAL MILKCRATES 30.07.2024

2 cents on the Olympic Degeneracy Extravaganza, a comparison to the 1969 Altamont Free Concert, and a kinda-White Pull on a man’s exponential possibilities in a wildly lopsided dating market.

Ep 83: THE LADDER QUESTION 19.07.2024

Some further thoughts on the rapidly unraveling situation around the failed Trump hit, commentary on the greatest music festival that never was, and up’ing your wah-man game in 3 easy steps.

Ep82: TEMPS ETRANGES 14.07.2024

A quick breakdown on the Trump Assassination attempt as well as a response to a question on the French Foreign Legion.

Ep81: CALL ME KETCHUP 08.07.2024

2 cents on the UFC versus the cheaper Asian knockoff and thoughts on a recently-seen incel post.

Ep80 : VINDICTIVE HOOKERS 06.07.2024

Here’s a quick rant on the election debacle, Grad School abuse, and some thoughts on not-Hyperboria.

Ep79 - HAAJI ESP 21.06.2024

: After a great many delays, here are some thoughts on driving in the Third World, WWIII commentary, and a second movie review of a film I finally took the time to watch.

Ep78 - MR. LONG, I PRESUME 07.06.2024

After a lengthy hiatus, here’s a long story about an even longer road trip, thoughts on recent going’s on, and a Come-to-Jesus on walking it like we’re talking it.

Ep77 - WE WUZ TITUS 03.05.2024

Here’s a quick draw episode with some thoughts on shoehorning Bolshevism into video game lore, followed by some talking points on the recent H.R. 6090 Thought Police Bill.

Ep76 - GOD-SHOPPING 01.05.2024

A cursory look at the OKC Bombing and the standard approach to Ghey Ops. Campus shenanigans and a few thoughts on facilitating Red-Pillization.

Ep75 - DOOMSDAY DIESEL 23.04.2024

A quick laugh about the absolute state of things, thoughts on post-ThunderDome transportation, and 2 cents on the age old question: “why are women”.

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