COFFEE LONG
THE ABUSE HOUR
20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com@ABUSEHOUR t.me/THEABUSEHOUR We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses. Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society. For survivalist types, we'll discu...
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Episodes
EP124 - MEGA-SODE 12.07.2025 1:46:26
A longer than planned episode on some in’s and out’s of staying low-viz and a rant & review on a comical piece of Lefty cinema.
Ep123 - SHE-HIPPO 08.07.2025 1:05:01
My thoughts after hearing a woman complain about “ghosting”, why I would do the same thing if my name was “John Carnival”, and getting what you deserve for electing street-shitters.
Ep122 - BOOTLEG COFFEE BREAK 02.07.2025 55:04
Here’s a bootleg episode from the Telegram chat covering a too-long trip to a too-ghey city.
Ep121 - FORDO’S, MORE HO’S 22.06.2025 1:13:46
A review of the recent unpleasantness along with a few takes from the perspectives of a few of the key players. Takes on a recent Sam Hyde appearance and some thoughts on maintaining morale as the civilization circles the drain.
EP120 - THE BEFORE TIME 13.06.2025 55:32
In a hilarious incidence of newscuckery, Coffee wraps up a podcast a few hours before the kick-off of Operation Coin-Clipper. I knew it was coming, just didn’t know it would be today.
EP 119 - HALF-BRICK GANG 04.06.2025 58:16
Quick updates on the Russia-Ukraine vibe and a recent gangster-ass purchase. Thoughts on John McCain, USS Liberty, Stew Peters, and showing up for work. All wrapped up with an unexpected White Pill where the Average Dude is concerned.
Ep 118 - INDUCTIVE GANG 26.05.2025 1:09:41
Flowing from high-minded philosophizing to low-brow womanizing while contemplating the air in your tires.
Ep117 - SUBSTANDARD CONTENT 23.05.2025 27:06
Absolute trash recorded in an empty airport at the stroke of midnight. Sound quality is iffy, but at least the content is useless. Oh, and a cocktail recipe.
Ep116 - AHEAD OF THE CURVE 13.05.2025 1:24:57
Some takes on 5d chess, negro fatigue, steak, cars, and staying in the game as 110 starts to form on the horizon.
Ep115 - $6MILLION GOY 04.05.2025 46:27
An econo-size hour that includes a laugh at roller-cucking in TX, arguing with AI, and a perspective on unattended Somalians.
Ep114 - STEAK & WHISKEY 26.04.2025 53:45
An abbreviated rant on Oklahoma of a bygone era, subtle hints attached to sweating and hand-rubbing, and a first-ever mid-episode commercial.
Ep 113 - ROCK OR SOMETHING 19.04.2025 58:06
A few thoughts on contending with MRE’s, estranged Norwegian mothers, 3-sport athletes, and the inherent risk of being a “Maryland Father”.
Ep112 - MAXIMUM STATIC 13.04.2025 1:03:03
Examining the differences between Ranchero Mexicans and NY Guatemalans and an extended dislike for a federal “Eradicate Hate” shill.
Ep 111 - TOASTER KILL 06.04.2025 1:09:17
Assorted international slayings, over-produced tariffs, and Tiny Hat machinations, all topped off with an unusual number of oddball stories.
Ep 110 - JUST SO YOU KNOW 31.03.2025 1:03:50
Thoughts on Conservatard soap opera, the audacity of Zion Don, and a Fed-Boi interview analysis.
Ep109 - LOBSTER TRAP 15.03.2025 1:03:31
Some thoughts on a 1.0 vid that got dropped in the chat as well as the pointless endeavor of following the Joe Hogan approach to politics.
Ep108 - QATARI GANG 10.03.2025 58:22
30 minutes of ranting on medical mayhem followed by a quick overview of putting T-Shirt Boy to the curb, Greatest Ally Expansion, and blaming oil money for unpopularity.
Ep107 - DERACINATE 02.03.2025 1:24:30
A long-winded episode on the Zelensky beatdown, a follow up on manipulative rapport-development, and a reminder to call your grandpa.
Ep106 - S C H M I T Z G O L D 19.02.2025 1:10:06
One-legged Cambodians, treacherous e-girls, high-minded Uncles, and underwater pyramids. This episode has everything…and still somehow nothing.
Ep105 - LETTERS FROM THE KING 07.02.2025 1:00:19
Some ranting takes on funding shenanigans, (not)dying for Israel, unexpected risks of rollerblading, and sailing the Seven Seas under Letters of Marque.
Ep104 - THIS IS WENDY’S 30.01.2025 1:07:23
Crippling illness, self-employment, and the subtle nuances of the São Paulo Pass.
Ep103 - BALDWIN POSTING 18.01.2025 54:58
Finally answered a couple questions from the chat and some thoughts on a recent short convo on Masculine-Posting.
Ep102 - RUG-PILLED 04.01.2025 59:42
LFinally finally. Some thoughts on H-1B(ullshit), demographic replacement, Cyber Truck of Peace, and the Spanish Inquisition.
Ep101 - ST. RAVIOLI 21.12.2024 57:05
An uncoordinated rant on the worst Amendment ever and 2 cents on Assassinations A-Go-Go.
Ep100 - LUIGI THE ADJUSTER 14.12.2024 56:56
In true Abuse Hour style, a broke-ass anticlimactic wrap-up on the CEO-Slayer, thoughts on Fed shenanigans, the Brit-Bong 1,001-way, and a story about vehicle vandalism.
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