COFFEE LONG

THE ABUSE HOUR

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20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com@ABUSEHOUR t.me/THEABUSEHOUR We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses. Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society. For survivalist types, we'll discu...

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COFFEE LONG

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Latest episode

Jul 3, 2026

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Episodes

EP149: FLOYDFEST II 19.01.2026

Some thoughts on the latest unpleasant events, some debut material from Pepe Silvia, and a few initial concepts on getting linked back up if the sheeit goes down. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

EP148 - DANGEROUS AMATEURS 14.01.2026

Unpredictable dancers and unhinged liberals; they don’t exactly serve any immediate purpose, but at the very minimum, they’re good for a laugh….or for use as an ash tray. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

EP147 - FRESH OUTTA FRIENDS 06.01.2026

Some thoughts on the Venezuela song and dance, doorway complications, and a Soviet tax-rate comparison. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL 30.12.2025

EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL: Some thoughts on “git-git munny”, Somalian bidnessmen, and a story about a man with a lazy eye. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

EP145 - LIFE ON YELLOW 20.12.2025

A weapons-grade rant-cast on invaders, their sponsors, and the in’s and out’s of dealing with an active-sh00ter. PLUS: Some timely input from the Goon Squad. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

EP144 - ANTI-COFFEE SENTIMENT 16.12.2025

A few thoughts on recent goings-on, the Bondi Beach shooting, Google Trend-confusion, and a look at the general direction of the movement and the need for general OpSec and all-purpose suspicion. More Nick-bashing followed by a few more thoughts on breaking contact in not-worst-case situations. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee...

EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER 06.12.2025

EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER: A look at ne’r do-well Minnesotans, thoughts on the Venezuelan Question, some of the what-for on why vets are always complaining about the VA, Tales of Steak, and a Part 1 of Breaking Contact directed primarily at Brit-Bongs. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG...

EP142 - DOUBLE WRONG 02.12.2025

A bit of a short-stroke episode with even more pondering on the “DR-3” supremacist question, more than you ever wanted to know about rum, and a caution regarding the all-too-obvious digital exhaust coming out of Tel Aviv. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR...

EP141 - FIRM HANDSHAKE 22.11.2025

Distributing blame for the cycle of empire collapse, the pain of finding gainful employment in Boomer World, a quick Epstein review, and some thoughts on the recent interview with Charlie Kirk’s former Head of Security. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR https://buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED...

EP140 - MR. UNPOPULAR 14.11.2025

A quick update on the way ahead for the show, some takes on the ABSOLUTE STATE of “being American”, and a harkening back with Coffee’s experience with MK-Ultra Light. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com/@abusehour?si=59os84VOf8MZ4nTu t.me/THEABUSEHOUR Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

EP139 - PIC-A-NIC BASKET 08.11.2025

I can’t count but so what. Some media review, some political review, some ghey Messican review, wrapped up by Lord Marcus’ musings and meditations on underclass disparity. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com/@abusehour?si=59os84VOf8MZ4nTu t.me/THEABUSEHOUR Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

EP138 - TJ MAXX 02.11.2025

All-purpose abuse for first responders as well the muh-military, thoughts on EBT starvation, and Lord Marcus with high-end takes on low-brow cuisine. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com/@abusehour?si=59os84VOf8MZ4nTu t.me/THEABUSEHOUR Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

Ep137 - INFINITY BROWN 23.10.2025

Financial illiteracy, art heists, ghetto strippers, and bro-vet bashing. PLUS: Intermission with Lord Marcus!

EP136 - PAGING DR. HATER 12.10.2025

9/11 flashback, Venezuelan apartment-dwellers, muh-Bitcoin, and PhD-Level nationalism. PLUS: A Lord Marcus intermission.

Ep135 - THE BLACK SACK 04.10.2025

Haircuts, paint jobs, and a gut-full of Juanita’s Hot Sauce, broken up nicely by high-minded takes from your favorite tea-totaler.

Ep134 - NOT ALL ROMANIANS 28.09.2025

A look at how to keep your mouth shut, Bibi shilling for war, and a good reason not to marry a selfie-addict. PLUS an intermission with Lord Marcus. Go! Go! Go!

Ep133: TIMBUK 20.09.2025

Lowbrow assassin-posting, highbrow philosophy-posting, and 20% more abuse at no extra charge!

Ep132 - NEW MAPS 11.09.2025

A quick hit on the Charlie Kirk situation.

Ep131 - FREE PARKING 06.09.2025

A hearty laugh at muh-informer, post-leak analysis of a failed op story, and Tea Time intermission and some thoughts on AI-GF’s.

Ep130 - ONE NØG TWO CUPS 02.09.2025

Some deeper than usual thoughts on autism, anarcho-buzzwords, ghey MMA dudes, and actual prison camps.

Ep129 - SWAYBACK NAG 24.08.2025

An episode about pretty much nothing. Cutting down teens, getting ripped off on insurance, and eating Chick-Fil-A out of spite.

Ep128 - SUBARU TRUNK BOSS 18.08.2025

Dicey propositions, expat options, and thoughts on the nothing that is currently ever happening.

Ep127 - MANHU FALOFFASOFA 08.08.2025

A full dose of high-octane abuse; Tucker, Nick, Candace, ghey Samoans, and some woman from the ‘gram. No free passes, drink it in!

Ep126 - DIRTY DIRTY PEOPLE 30.07.2025

A couple thoughts on the idea of getting Ghislaine to shill for the Orange One, Tartaria Posting, persuading kids to form (correct) opinions, and looking sideways in the dark.

Ep125 - TWO RATS 25.07.2025

Here are a few thoughts on Fancy-Boy Macron, the Queen, the Trump, and the Epstein song & dance, all wrapped up with a take on the Sovereign Citizen….thing.

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