COFFEE LONG

THE ABUSE HOUR

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20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com@ABUSEHOUR t.me/THEABUSEHOUR We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses. Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society. For survivalist types, we'll discu...

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EP174 - AMERICAN HISTORY X-FACTOR 03.07.2026 1:06:14

Celebrity weddings, Brit-Bong cops, a Citizen Vigilante revisit, and a focus on empire collapse for Weimerica’s 250th. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP173 - PANIC CLOSET 28.06.2026 1:05:04

Good scotch, bad cinema, and the subtle art of being highly suspicious of literally everyone. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP172 - GRABBLER’S PAW 22.06.2026 42:54

A short and unsatisfying episode with some thoughts on basketball Americans and a follow-up on not diming yourself out as the scene gets hectic in the Urban Hellscape. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP171 - MAN-LOVE THURSDAY 18.06.2026 1:06:06

[entertainment purposes only - don’t take everything so serious, goy] A no-shit had it up-to-here episode with some how-to on phones, invaders, and diverse applications for a couple layers of Saran-wrap. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP170 - BUSINESS TACTICAL 09.06.2026 1:03:42

News-cucked again, but some thoughts on muh-greatest ally and Iran, impending monkey-shines, and why aloha shirts ain’t so bad. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP169 - FUNKO-MAN 02.06.2026 1:15:31

A rabbit-hole rant on the inherent tiny-hatted’ness of juice in the gym, glowies-on-parade, and more free stuff for Israel. BONUS: Pepe Silvia with some dignified sounding takes! https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP168 - REVERSE STAR TREK 26.05.2026 32:37

Not especially long, but not especially good. Middle East confusion, alien-posting, and a full dose of Boomer diskermination. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP167 - DRIVING WHILE ANGRY 20.05.2026 1:13:31

A stream of semi-consciousness rant while driving through Stupid Canada. Talkin’ the joys of business travel, UXO, and not answering questions from The Man. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP166 - SOME KIND OF FOXX 19.05.2026 35:23

A broke-ass rushed-ass episode about Chud the Slayer and the multi-layered complexities of living in a very unserious place.

EP165 - TACO TRADEMARK 12.05.2026 1:02:59

A short round-the-horn followed by a lengthier discussion on the application of boozing philosophy to Nationalism. And also a margarita recipe. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP164 - HOT STACK 04.05.2026 1:07:28

A cut-rate rant about Star Wars, Iran, Mean-Time-to-Hitler, and the perfect substitute for an overpriced liqueur. PLUS: Solid pinch-hit work from Pepe Silvia. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP163 - ROBOT MARTINI 01.05.2026 1:18:49

Stab-happy invaders, fake-work GrrlBosses, and a sorta-movie review based on some recent political drama. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP162 - TELEKINETIC DYN-O-MITE 26.04.2026 1:12:48

Plenty to say about airports, along with a laugh at Paul Allen ruining dinner, and more thoughts on infiltrators in light of the SPLC caper. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP161 - WHITE PIRATE 16.04.2026 1:13:59

A lengthy rant about bad films, worse women, and how to spot a decent rum. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP160 - WHITE MAN’S SHOULDERS 13.04.2026 47:53

Ripping off the listeners of 25% of their abuse, covering space-fakeness, Iran negotiating, Central American gift shops, and of course, whiskey. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP159 - BUTTERY GLOVE 03.04.2026 1:01:32

Operator cycle-O-abuse, a cricket slap-story, and a petroleum take that got shot down before it even got posted. A take from Pepe Silvia is about the only worthwhile piece of this episode. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP158 - MAKE-YOU-POOR POWDER 26.03.2026 1:28:46

A quick-ish look at the 90’s fitness snake-oil industry, the abysmal situation with Iran, and what’s-what in SE Asia.

EP157 - BRUTALIST McDONALD’S 17.03.2026 1:02:57

Flying at the fences over useless clients, unspillable AI latte, and hopeful wishing on some 88-D Chess. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP156 - WOLVERINES 08.03.2026 59:41

A QuickDraw episode on the current unpleasantness, nøgs on bikes, and a top-shelf 80s movie. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP155 - OL’ HILL-DOG 05.03.2026 1:04:21

A few off-the-cuffs on Iran, an interrogator’s perspective on the Clinton testimonies, and a maybe-juss-maybe White Pill. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP154 - HOUTHI LONG 28.02.2026 1:02:22

Some initial impressions on WWIII, stopping up govt toilets, and how to work over a working dog. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP153: TALMUD SALESMAN 24.02.2026 1:13:11

Mexican Mayhem, WWIII, and shilling for Satan in the Ben Gurion airport. Oh, and some stuff about why the average soldier will smoke you no questions asked. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP152 - REINDEER GAMES 16.02.2026 58:17

The fine art of not-answering questions, being hard to follow, and Jury Nullification. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

EP151 - TWOFOLD RUB 06.02.2026 1:13:53

A toes-on-the-edge rant in precarious times followed by a few unsavory stories from a more carefree season. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

EP150 - THE MARCUS OPTION 22.01.2026 1:08:11

Some thoughts on Nick Fuentes’ and Andrew Tate’s gheyest ever club night, disappointment with The Danish People Library, and lamenting women’s’ failure to appreciate the Glass Cellar. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-331...