COFFEE LONG

THE ABUSE HOUR

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20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com@ABUSEHOUR t.me/THEABUSEHOUR We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses. Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society. For survivalist types, we'll discu...

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COFFEE LONG

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Latest episode

Jul 3, 2026

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Episodes

Ep74 - HANG EM HIGH 15.04.2024

A long-winded review of the dangers inherent to being a 13 year-old factory worker and finally, a story with a happy ending.

Ep73 - FIVE EYES GUYS 30.03.2024

Ep73 - FIVE EYES GUYS: A little feel-good about the precarious state of things as well as a revisit on the lack of Plan B options and the importance of minding P’s and Q’s.

Ep72 - HUCKLEBERRY GRINDER 23.03.2024

Ep72 - HUCKLEBERRY GRINDER: Credit cards, belt buckles, and Canadian families of five. Here’s a few thoughts on surviving as a traveling salesman, or a traveling anything, with more than a few sidebars to keep it fresh.

Ep71 - PADDY O’FURNITURE 12.03.2024

A quick rant on recent escalations, localized ThunderDome, and the merits of wearing a beret over balaclava.

Ep70 - I’LL SHOW ME 10.03.2024

Dark Brandon, Yukon Jack, Mexican hallucinogens, and a conspicuous number of stripper references.

Ep69 - SOCK DRAWER REPRIMAND 01.03.2024

The audio in the first half is ass, but here’s a few off-muh-cuff takes on self-immolation, the unsavory nature of the unchained Tiny Hat, and both a ball-break and a quick answer based on recent muh-chat activity.

Ep68 - BALL HAUS 28.02.2024

A celebration of one less Hat, some thoughts on Secret Squirrel action in Ukraine, and the semi-thrilling conclusion to the worst Euro-Vacation ever.

Ep67 - FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH 23.02.2024

2 cents on the Rob Rundo situation, a few very brief thoughts on staying low-viz in real life, and a guided tour through the Third World as it applies to life on the run.

Ep66 - WORST POSSIBLE VODKA 16.02.2024

An extended and incoherent rant covering an account of SHTF in 90’s Bosnia, “Superb Owl” advertising, conspiratorial goings-on both foreign and domestic, personal OPSEC, and the role of Marksmanship Basics in long-range shooting.

Ep65 - THE ALL-SMELLING NOSE 07.02.2024

A few thoughts on what constitutes a “martial culture”, a brief review of a partly watched mini-series episode, and a little how-to on accessorizing with heavy stuff to walk uphill in the dark.

Ep64 - FUTURE DOCTORS CLUB 31.01.2024

FUTURE DOCTORS CLUB: More Middle East anal-ysis, story time with Coffee, and more on Getting Off the X.

Ep63 - TACO TIME 19.01.2024

Some quick ranting on the Not-Our-Guy Trump, coloring-book review, and a little more how to plus a chuckle over the Kenosha Kid.

Ep62 - PROM NIGHT 15.01.2024

A brief lament over the latest in a long history of social media zucks, thoughts on legislating intent, and a short how-to on applying firepower.

Ep61 - OPERATION DONUT HOLE 13.01.2024

Tunnel-rats in tunnel-hats, some takes on the precocity of international shipping, and a few thoughts on the likelihood of stateside Joe-Ops.

Ep60 - QUIT PLAYIN SKIP 06.01.2024

Painful review of a few wasted hours, more big-picture speculation, all punctuated by an almost shattered windshield. Good times.

Ep59 - NUBIAN PRINCESS 03.01.2024

Ep59 - NUBIAN PRINCESS: New Year, New Me(ntal Illness) with an abusive look at Jackson Hinkle, a review of a weak-ass doomsday film, and why commercials piss me off.

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