Terrible Person

"Gary" and "Selena" drift through exhaustion, low motivation, and the strange comfort of letting conversations wander without a point. The episode moves from bizarre medical documentaries and body horror into celebrity news fatigue, internet scandals, and why everything online feels repetitive and dull. "Gary" and "Selena" talk about Epstein headlines resurfacing, conspiracy speculation, aliens, i...

Gary and Selena stumble into a low-energy haze that somehow covers everything at once, from Black History Month awkwardness and Twitter fight spirals to celebrity deaths and cultural burnout. The conversation drifts through Gene Hackman’s sudden death, liver transplants, Titanic survivors, Harry Houdini myths, and the strange way history, gossip, and conspiracy blur together when everyone’s tired....

"Gary" and "Selena" move through Valentine’s Day tension, parking-lot confrontations, and the quiet irritation of everyday friction before sliding into sleep paralysis, shadow figures, and shared nightmare experiences. The conversation opens into real-world experiments, government programs, and theories about alternative dimensions, remote viewing, and communication beyond ordinary perception. "Ga...

"Gary" and "Selena" move through Valentine’s Day background noise while dissecting a public meltdown that spirals across social media, celebrity outrage, and shock-value headlines. The conversation shifts into a real-time frustration spiral over a simple food order that turns into hold times, missing items, refunds, and the kind of customer service breakdown that ruins an entire evening. From ther...

"Gary" and "Selena" slide into Valentine’s Day chaos with a loose, winding conversation that jumps from public meltdowns and celebrity guardianships to conspiracy-adjacent headlines, viral clips, and the strange logic behind modern outrage cycles. They unpack bizarre media moments, questionable celebrity behavior, sudden plane crash news, halftime spectacle reactions, and the uncomfortable overlap...

"Gary" and "Selena" drift through another loose, low-filter stretch of conversation that moves from disturbing movie parallels and Jeffrey Epstein comparisons into internet rot, AI paranoia, and how misinformation spreads faster than reality. They react to viral clips, social media toxicity, fake headlines, and the feeling that online spaces are getting stranger and more aggressive by the day. As...

"Gary" and "Selena" spiral through celebrity conspiracy theories, influencer crying videos, and why public emotion online feels performative and unsettling. The conversation moves into Selena Gomez speculation, organ donor rumors, Illuminati symbolism, and how quickly internet narratives form with almost no evidence. From there, "Gary" and "Selena" drift into paranoia, surveillance anxiety, and th...

"Gary" and "Selena" drift through chaotic domestic moments, aging anxieties, and the strange intimacy of everyday routines, starting with pet mishaps, white hairs, and oddly specific memories that trigger nostalgia. The conversation moves into home videos, family trips, shared photo albums, and how meaning gets layered onto ordinary images over time. From there, "Gary" and "Selena" spiral into fas...

Gary" and "Selena" wander through true crime documentaries, missing person cases, and how easily identities could be rewritten decades ago without leaving a trace. The conversation shifts into concealed pregnancies, abandoned children, and unsettling stories where DNA answers questions but creates new ones. From there, "Gary" and "Selena" slide into bodily chaos, food-related regret, aging anxiety...

A birthday episode spirals immediately out of control as Garreth dives headfirst into psychedelics, ego death, creative awakenings, and the realization that almost nothing actually matters except the few things that do. The conversation jumps from mushrooms, simulations, and interdimensional protectors to podcast grifters, fake gurus, influencer culture, and the exhausting hustle economy. There’s...

“Gary” and “Selena” spiral through a loose, chaotic conversation that jumps from Big Island fantasies and fake travel energy into language, identity, and cultural confusion, then veers hard into wildfires, aviation anxiety, celebrity scandals, internet conspiracies, and the creeping sense that nothing feels stable anymore. Along the way, they riff on media obsession, public freakouts, fame fatigue...

A chaotic 2025 kickoff episode built around big grocery store beef after a ripped bag destroys a bottle of Baileys—leading to a customer service spiral, boycott energy, and a full rant about petty power trips, being broke, and modern retail hell. Then it jumps into Beast Games / MrBeast conspiracy vibes, money anxiety, and “sudoku/suicidal” wordplay before pivoting into Wolf of Wall Street culture...

“Gary” and “Selena” drift through a pre-holiday spiral that moves from alien abduction theories and uncomfortable cultural questions into weed stories, body modification hypotheticals, and the chaos of being way too high at the vet. The conversation slides into pet anxiety, aging animals, dark thoughts about death, and how people treat pets when convenience wins over empathy. From there, they unpa...

Bird flu headlines, Christmas dread, and broke holiday reality set the tone as Gareth and Skittle try to process how the year disappeared. They recap ZooLights, complain about forced photos, and spiral into Wicked fatigue, Ariana Grande’s SpongeBob boyfriend, and why celebrity relationships feel like a glitch in the simulation. Then it gets darker and funnier: autoerotic asphyxiation hypotheticals...

Gary and Selena drift through childhood nostalgia, unhinged memories, and low-stakes chaos as the conversation jumps from forgotten toys and board games to wrestling names, self esteem, and the strange confidence of “big guy” energy. They spiral into old movies, rewound scenes, embarrassing formative moments, and how pop culture imprints on your brain whether you want it to or not.  From workplace...

Gary and Selena open the episode in full holiday chaos, bouncing between doctor visits, insurance frustration, celebrity teeth, and the quiet rage that comes from waiting rooms and billing systems. The conversation jumps quickly into Luigi theories, corporate villains, and why certain public figures inspire far less sympathy than expected. As the episode rolls on, Gary and Selena spiral through Ch...

Gary is joined by Jenna from work for a conversation that starts with band drama and music career guilt, then slowly unravels into work burnout, money anxiety, and the strange moral math people do when survival and convenience collide. Stories about loyalty, mistakes, and long term consequences bleed into service industry chaos, stolen tips, sketchy payment apps, and the uneasy line between being...

Selena is out, so Gary brings in Jenna from work for a first time fill in that immediately turns into a chaotic audition for a potential new podcast. They open with awkward introductions, Squish lore, dental confessions, and the kind of nervous energy that makes everything funnier and more unhinged. From there, they bounce through the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting discourse, Drew Barrymore being t...

Selena and Gary kick off Premium by roasting the absolute emptiness of celebrity real estate “news,” then immediately derail into accents, Thunder Down Under logistics, and the important question: are dudes in Vegas shows waxing their buttholes or not? From there it’s a full ADHD pinball machine: “deportion vs deportation,” people changing accents after head injuries, why awards are fake (and why...

Gary and Selena kick things off with an illegally recorded (allegedly) domestic incident: a late-night Cane’s walk, a fanny pack, and Selena’s wallet trapped inside Gary’s purse… right when she’s on fumes with a massive work presentation. To make it worse, the chaos bleeds into the Johnjay & Rich podcast mid-recording, so everyone gets to hear the panic in real time. From there it’s a classic...

Gary and Selena spiral immediately into theories about backwards hats, running form, and the invisible rules people swear determine who looks cool and who absolutely does not. That turns into social media cringe, including EXP Realty’s viral “not like us” stage performance and why corporate hype energy feels worse when everyone involved thinks they’re killing it. From there, they bounce through ML...

Gary and Selena recap a chaotic week that includes a Mesa “Love Pup” fest gig, surprise edibles from a listener, and the timeless debate of “soundcheck time” versus “leave the house time.” Post-show, they do the responsible thing: Dairy Queen—twice in two nights—then panic when the cashier recognizes them like they’re regulars at an ice cream bar. The episode turns into a full fitness showdown wit...

Gary and Selena spiral through a late night premium episode that starts with election exhaustion and immediately derails into wordplay, absurd ideas, and off the cuff riffs that go way too far. They jump from invented movie franchises to rap conspiracies, haunted house logic, and why bathtubs feel inherently suspicious the longer you sit in them. As the night goes on, Gary and Selena unpack helico...

Gary and Selena wake up in the middle of nowhere after a horror movie night and immediately spiral into paranoia, bad decisions, and survival logic that only makes sense at three in the morning. From unlocked doors and strangers in the dark to bathroom anxiety, bodily chaos, and the weird social rules no one admits out loud, the conversation drifts between fear, absurdity, and uncomfortable honest...

Gary and Selena unpack a glamping trip that slowly devolves into frustration, paranoia, and spiraling conversations about public bathrooms, crowded tourist towns, and social tension while traveling. What starts as a recap of an Arizona getaway turns into a series of uneasy stories about horror movies, home invasions, elevator accidents, amusement park rides, and the specific fear that comes from s...