Terrible Person

Gary and Selena break down the chaotic Tell Me Lies season finale and spiral into a wide ranging late night conversation about messy relationships, betrayal, and impulsive decisions. From dissecting toxic ex behavior and college hookups to debating hygiene, douching myths, and why people make the worst choices at the worst moments, the episode moves quickly into personal stories about pets, injuri...

Gary and Selena react in real time to the sudden death of Liam Payne and question the strange details surrounding hotel incidents, celebrity behavior, and public narratives. The conversation spirals into paranoia, historical conspiracies, government coverups, and why certain deaths never seem to add up. From MK Ultra experiments and whistleblowers to fear around modern warfare, population control,...

Gary and Selena record through exhaustion, pain, and irritation while navigating oral surgery recovery, sleep deprivation, and an unhinged cat sitting experience that turns the night into chaos. The episode jumps from bone graft horror stories and questionable pain management to grocery store rage, bag shortages, and quiet acts of retail rebellion. As the conversation spirals, they dig into weathe...

Gary and Selena spiral through Halloween decor, disturbing skeleton anatomy, and the strange details that suddenly feel impossible to ignore. The conversation jumps from European travel vibes and slang to food rabbit holes, including guinea pig cuisine, pet store ethics, and the gross realities of bird biology and water systems. From there it turns into modern celebrity fallout, relationship age g...

Gary and Selena react in real time to chaos at home, starting with a gross pet incident that spirals into conversations about beards, bacteria, and how much filth people unknowingly carry around. From there they jump into hurricanes, flooded cities, and what disaster water actually contains. The episode moves through fast food characters, why Grimace feels unsettling, and how nostalgia gets weird...

Gary and Selena spiral through language quirks, internet psychology, and social behavior before sliding into darker territory involving true crime, relationship violence, and the unsettling details behind real world headlines. They move from reality television frustrations into bizarre news stories, grocery store horror moments, and uncomfortable public encounters that blur the line between absurd...

Gary and Selena spiral through language quirks, internet psychology, and social behavior before sliding into darker territory involving true crime, relationship violence, and the unsettling details behind real world headlines. They move from reality television frustrations into bizarre news stories, grocery store horror moments, and uncomfortable public encounters that blur the line between absurd...

Gary and Selena spiral through dark curiosity, food obsessions, and uncomfortable hypotheticals that refuse to stay theoretical. The conversation jumps from extreme true crime details and moral unease into bone marrow, body science, and the strange line between fascination and disgust. From competitive eating, hot dogs, and questionable grocery habits to celebrity scandals, public allegations, and...

Gary and Selena bounce between absurd observations, unsettling news stories, and chaotic personal anecdotes that refuse to stay on one topic for long. The episode moves through global headlines, communication technology fears, and how everyday devices suddenly feel unsafe. From extreme eating weekends and restaurant overload to public embarrassment, bodily mishaps, and social anxiety, the conversa...

Gary and Selena drift through animal obsession, documentary reactions, and unsettling stories involving chimps, captivity, and human denial. The episode moves between disturbing true crime connections, moral responsibility, and the fascination people have with dangerous animals they cannot control. From science headlines about transparency experiments and food additives to fair rides, carnival cul...

Gary and Selena spiral through identity changes, personality tests, and the unsettling idea that some people have no internal dialogue at all. The conversation drifts into self awareness, social perception, and how differently people experience thought, memory, and inner narration. From there it moves into reality television, documentary manipulation, and the strange psychology behind why certain...

Grant and Caitlin reconnect in part two with chaotic apartment life, an aggressive cat, and the tiny domestic dramas that somehow become major events. They bounce from pet mishaps into darker headlines, internet sensationalism, and how media decides what’s “too much” to show, while still feeding people the worst of it. The conversation swerves through fear, empathy, and frustration, including what...

Gary hosts solo while Selena is “on assignment” (aka getting her nails done), and Joey Bradfisch drops in for a loose, chaotic hang that starts with empathy advice from ChatGPT and spirals into Amish life, Covid-era weirdness, delivery driver beef, Zyn conspiracies, horror movies, celebrity cringe, tragedies-as-true-crime fascinations, wrestling rabbit holes, and why everyone’s exhausted by sequel...

Gary and Selena unpack a late night argument that starts with an abandoned lunchbox and turns into Parfait Gate. What should have been a simple yogurt mishap spirals into fridge notes, sleep deprivation, couch exile, and a deep dive into how small domestic mistakes turn into emotional chaos. Along the way they drift into sensory hatred of restaurant misters, relationship tension fueled by exhausti...

Gary and Selena kick off Parfait Gate with late night chaos, celebrity obsession, and arguments that escalate faster than expected. The episode moves through naked weigh ins, road rage fantasies, and the strange confidence required to be publicly embarrassing without shame. From Cobra Kai admiration and actor crushes to true crime fixation, documentary fatigue, and internet sleuth behavior, the co...

Gary and Selena drift through late summer burnout, pop culture fatigue, and the small arguments that surface when everyone is tired, hungry, and overstimulated. The episode moves from music industry drama and celebrity behavior into health scares, sickness rivalry, and how people compete over who handled being ill better. They detour into coming of age memories, first period panic, medical embarra...

Gary and Selena open a tense, abbreviated episode shaped by censorship, second guessing, and the fallout from saying too much the week before. The conversation moves through public backlash, self editing, and the strange pressure of trying to stay honest while knowing everything is being watched. From Olympic wrap ups and heavy metal moments to everyday clumsiness, funny bone injuries, and low lev...

Gary and Selena react to neighborhood chaos after a casual walk turns into a police scene, forcing them to question how much danger they miss while distracted. The conversation drifts into adult collecting habits, nostalgia clutter, and what hobbies feel embarrassing once people hit a certain age. From sleep schedules, energy drink crashes, and exhaustion resentment to passive aggressive mornings,...

Gareth and Selena kick off with Olympics chaos and immediately derail into synchronized swimming confusion, BMX wipeouts, and the most uncomfortable athletic wardrobe choices on television. They celebrate a rare real life win after fighting their apartment complex over a rent increase and a pet fee hike, then slide into a disgusting cat puke incident that ruins dinner in real time. A Target run tu...

Gary and Selena take over and immediately spiral into unhinged curiosity, bad science memories, and the desire to become rich, strange, and completely unrelatable. They bounce through childhood dissections, bloodletting barbers, frog myths, microwaves that betray you, and why modern life feels disposable compared to the past. The conversation veers into zoo trauma, animal behavior that nobody aske...

Gary and Selena drift through a loose, overheated conversation that jumps from turtles and animal behavior into pop culture fatigue, aging bodies, and the strange economics of modern life. They talk about shaved ice regret, bad pizza science, celebrity transformations, nostalgia driven television, and the way everything feels more expensive and more disposable at the same time. The episode moves t...

Gary and Selena spiral through a late night premium conversation that starts with a mysterious bump on Gary’s head and turns into stories from death calls, serial killers, celebrity obsession, and the strange intimacy of gross curiosity. They move from popping pimples and medical anxiety into plane crashes, bus accidents, true crime figures, horror movies, and the uncomfortable fascination people...

Gary and Selena move through a chaotic stretch of everyday friction, strange news, and uncomfortable curiosity that starts with a mysterious bump on Gary’s head and keeps spiraling outward. They talk about parking disasters, confrontations with moving companies, awkward public interactions, and how small annoyances turn into full arguments before anyone realizes what happened. The conversation dri...

Gary and Selena unpack their night at Hamilton and everything that followed, from struggling to understand the lyrics to questioning why certain cultural experiences are treated as untouchable. The conversation drifts into live theater expectations, nostalgia driven hype, and how something widely praised can still feel alienating in real time. From there Gary and Selena spiral into period logistic...

Gary and Selena continue breaking down their Hamilton experience and everything that spiraled afterward, starting with a deeply disappointing post show dinner and rolling straight into arguments, cultural fatigue, and petty grievances that refuse to die. From bad queso and overpriced food to unresolved debates about theater, taste, and why certain things are treated as beyond criticism, the conver...