Terrible Person

Gary and Selena open without a formal introduction and immediately spiral into a chaotic night out that turns into a full breakdown of modern restaurant culture. After trying multiple spots in East Mesa, they land at Cheesecake Factory, where a “15 minute wait” turns into nearly an hour of sitting behind a wobbly table hidden behind a pillar. The décor feels like Las Vegas meets Egyptian casino en...

Gary and Selena drift through everyday chaos, aging, intimacy, and irritation as a casual conversation about colors turns into reflections on turning forty, gift expectations, and the strange emotional weight attached to birthdays. They talk massages, tipping anxiety, overpriced upgrades, sore feet, and the disappointment of hot stone add-ons that miss the point. Domestic tension bubbles up throug...

Cars piling up, flashing lights, and that sudden sense that something nearby just went wrong. Being out of town next week, missing each other, and the everyday friction of schedules and communication, including why notifications and an Apple Watch can make you both reachable and somehow disconnected. True crime details that stick with you, especially a case centered on an exotic dancer and the que...

What’s the most realistic way a “dirty cop” plan would hold up in court, and why do TV writers get away with it? A movie recap turns into a long detour through The Walking Dead, Grey’s Anatomy, and what it means to be permanently tied to one iconic role.  From there it slides into Jennifer Lopez nostalgia, arguing over which of her movies were actually good, and realizing her singing voice is more...

What goes through your mind in the second before you die, and is that moment worse than the pain itself? Nuclear weapons and energy warfare. The psychology of fear, and why dying instantly might be preferable to surviving what comes after.   Autoerotic asphyxiation, public shame, and how families rewrite uncomfortable truths.   How cultural perception flips overnight, from fear to obsession. K-pop...

What’s the worst kind of workout humiliation, the kind where your expensive running shoes audibly pop like a balloon mid-treadmill, or the kind where a coach screams about your form while you try not to puke in a warehouse parking lot. A detour through OrangeTheory, CrossFit, and a firefighter-style tire-flip training session turns into a surprisingly honest argument about what “fitness culture” a...

A New Year walk turns into a loose, meandering argument about whether it is better to storm off during a fight or accidentally get lost on a dark community college campus while electric-bike teenagers circle a little too slowly. From there the conversation drifts through Christmas gifts, light therapy face masks, shark masks from Spirit Halloween, and the strange psychology of buying something exp...

How does a conversation start with oyster crackers meant for soup and end up as a full-scale debate about celebrity hotness rankings, fast food dessert scams, and why every online platform eventually turns into a magnet for predators. It opens with hunger logic and snack crimes, the kind that turn a couch into a crumb scene and a Sunday afternoon into a running argument about who forgets grocery s...

On this episode, terrible person covers a mix of trending news, weird stories, and everyday disasters. Topics include Kim Kardashian reportedly failing the bar exam, the most commonly missed warning signs of dementia, and Trailer Park Boys actor Mike Smith being charged with sexual assault. There’s also a discussion about Christopher Nolan’s Tenet and whether it’s genius or nonsense, the strange d...

"Gary" and "Selena" spiral through awkward vape shop encounters, Comic-Con chaos, and how close things came to going very wrong at a convention tied to Power Rangers lore. The conversation jumps from cosplay weapons and near-death moments into celebrity transformations, reality TV fatigue, and the strange evolution of fame over time. "Gary" and "Selena" dig into nostalgia, boyhood TV obsessions, H...

How does a conversation start with a Silence of the Lambs quote hunt and end with an extremely detailed review of a bathroom upgrade that becomes a full debate about the physics of aiming, the ethics of “priming,” and what qualifies as a peanut-butter situation. It opens in full movie-nerd mode with Buffalo Bill voice impressions, actor trivia spirals, and side quests through Monk, Wings, and why...

Do pop stars age out of relevance overnight, or does the culture just decide it is bored all at once. A casual opener about Sabrina Carpenter versus Taylor Swift turns into a broader teardown of pop star energy, homeschool vibes, relationship branding, and the moment when celebrities stop feeling aspirational and start feeling deeply uncool. Kardashian fatigue sets in, Travis Barker affection beco...

What happens when a month off turns into a loose, spiraling reentry full of tech indecision, pop culture resentment, and deeply specific grievances that have been waiting patiently to come out. It starts with a deceptively simple question about buying a new phone and immediately unravels into nostalgia for smaller devices, trade-in scams, Apple Store psychology, and the quiet fantasy of accidental...

What starts as a casual “free episode” immediately turns into a long spiral about modern TV pacing, cultural burnout, and why nothing can just come out all at once anymore. Streaming shows get put on trial, from the surprising strength of Wednesday to the slow, hypnotic frustration of Severance, where episodes blur together and entire seasons feel like endurance tests. Long waits, split releases,...

A free-flowing conversation moves from pop culture curiosity into heavier cultural reflection, starting with skepticism around celebrity-centered documentaries and how obsession gets packaged as storytelling. Current events cast a shadow over the episode, touching on political violence, public discourse, and the uneasy feeling of living through moments that instantly become history. Memories of Se...

A conversation that starts with everyday background noise and drifts straight into modern paranoia. Surveillance cameras, license plate readers, and how easily movement data is tracked without anyone noticing. A deep dive into rehab and sober-living scams, insurance fraud, and the way addiction treatment can be exploited for profit. From there it slides into sleep deprivation, falling asleep on th...

A loose, chaotic hang that starts with food talk and pop culture burnout before spiraling into celebrity obsession, oversaturation, and how fame rewires the way people talk about relationships. A surprise phone call turns into a long catch-up covering radio life, documentaries, true crime fixation, Amanda Knox, and the strange comfort of shared media memories. From there it veers into Vegas storie...

A Vegas recap that quickly turns into sensory overload. Endless casinos that all feel like malls, overpriced food, resort fees, and the strange exhaustion that comes from never actually being outside. From there it escalates into haunted museums, cult-like tour guides, cursed artifacts, serial killer memorabilia, and the uncomfortable feeling of being trapped inside a horror attraction for way too...

A meandering conversation that starts with selling clothes and thrift-store economics before drifting into consumer culture, retail politics, and why big-box stores feel more expensive and less worth it than ever. Seasonal fashion trends, skinny jeans dying off, and the quiet humiliation of getting rejected by resale counters set the tone. From there it spirals into corporate behavior, unions, Wal...

A chaotic opener that immediately spirals from fake intros and website plugs into a debate about getting “co-opted by the government,” relationship hypotheticals, and whether weed is quietly turning everyone into paranoid, forgetful NPCs. From there: cam-snap cameras vs cam soda (unfortunate brain autocorrect), memory glitches, mushrooms, coyotes, and why your brain stores the wrong information at...

A premium spiral that starts with street burritos and free bleeding and somehow escalates into global population collapse, sex trafficking economics, and why modern society feels spiritually poisoned. From period politics and performative activism to China’s gender imbalance, trafficked brides, and why the math alone guarantees long-term chaos. Then it veers hard into government experiments, MK-Ul...

Arizona wrong way drivers Phoenix freeway crashes and fatal accidents State and city lawsuits after highway deaths Wrong way driving causes and safety failures Taylor Swift new album backlash Travis Kelce celebrity media saturation Pop culture overexposure and fame fatigue Sweet James billboard lawyer criticism Phoenix attorney advertising culture Predatory law firm marketing Moon landing conspira...

A long, unfiltered spiral that starts with Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories and missing jail footage, then slides into prison politics, pardons, and why billionaires never seem to face real consequences. From there it drifts into Uber safety debates, vertigo panic, sinus infections, sleep fights, snoring accusations, and the low-grade tension of trying to share a couch like functional adults. P...

Hurricane Katrina documentary breakdown Levee failures and systemic collapse New Orleans flooding timeline Emergency response failures and FEMA confusion Superdome conditions and displacement Poverty, race, and disaster response Government preparedness and accountability Media coverage of Katrina aftermath Cultural loss and long-term damage Personal memories of Katrina era Justin Timberlake Lyme d...

An extended AMA that traces a full radio career arc, from landing an internship to leaving a long-running morning show after more than a decade. Behind-the-scenes radio dynamics, unpaid internships, internal politics, corporate decisions, creative burnout, and what it actually takes to survive in broadcast media. Stories move through quitting moments, pay cuts, contract disputes, canceled projects...