Terrible Person

Weird news headlines and off-the-rails media stories Coldplay kiss cam scandal and workplace affair speculation Celebrity deaths, accidents, and vacation tragedies Cruise ship disappearances and unsolved mystery documentaries Hotel deaths, strange fatalities, and funeral home reality Bizarre medical incidents and shocking hospital stories Corporate conspiracies and Epstein distraction theories Int...

Domestic arguments and accidental chaos at home A shattered Pyrex disaster and household damage control Debating whether to release a long radio show AMA Twelve years of radio work and complicated exits Roller skating fantasies, birthday ideas, and midlife fitness plans Workplace scandals involving teachers and students Power imbalance, grooming, and uncomfortable school rumors Crime headlines, ya...

Couple “podcast prep” as the actual premium episode concept Commute-call recording idea and everyday road-rage audio Food tangents: turtle soup, frog legs, quail, gizzards, “use the whole chicken” Pop culture/news grab bag: Kanye accusations, JoJo Siwa dating chatter Dark TV/doc talk: “The Killer Speaks” biker grandpa confession story Quick legal-ish detour: assault vs battery, sexual assault vs s...

Poop Cruise documentary and Carnival cruise sewage disaster Cruise ship plumbing failure, passenger conditions, and refunds Cat behavior, wet food diets, and extreme litter box odor Internet NPC theory and bot activity online DARPA, CERN, and the origins of the internet Artificial intelligence consciousness and reality theories Fox rescue organization controversy and online harassment Animal rescu...

Gary and Selena discuss giving a two week notice and leaving a long running radio job, including reactions from coworkers and what comes next. They talk about watching the HBO funeral industry documentary and what it gets right and wrong, along with dark humor around death, cremation, and funeral home behavior. Gary and Selena spend time on life with multiple cats, introducing a new cat into the h...

Gary and Selena continue breaking down their cruise honeymoon, including shore excursions, tour buses, group dynamics, and frustrations with other passengers. They talk about visiting Rome, dealing with long lines at the Vatican, extreme heat, and overcrowding, along with navigating European cities and packing mistakes. Gary and Selena share stories from sea days on the ship, walking tracks, unexp...

Gary and Selena kick off their honeymoon cruise stories with travel chaos, jet ski excursions in open water, and navigating European cities before boarding the ship. They talk through Barcelona, Mallorca, Ibiza, Corsica, and underground cave tours, including aggressive tour guides, crowded buses, and tense group dynamics. The episode covers jet skiing mishaps, sun rashes, pushy tourists, awkward c...

Gary and Selena talk through social media culture, influencer narcissism, and how phones shifted from tools into full time addictions. They discuss memory gaps, losing track of past experiences, and how constant content consumption affects relationships and real life connections. The conversation moves into celebrity crime stories, including the Menendez brothers, media driven justice narratives,...

Gary and Selena debate Star Wars versus Harry Potter and how cultural obsession shapes entire generations. They talk about attention spans, why movies feel harder to commit to than TV shows, and how streaming platforms recycle older content instead of creating anything memorable. The conversation shifts into phone addiction, grayscale screens, slot machines, gambling psychology, and how apps borro...

Gary and Selena open with travel logistics, surprise plans, and the chaos of juggling gigs, pets, and last-minute schedules. They riff on the vibe of “Electric Pickle,” Miami energy, and nostalgia for old pop culture moments, then pivot into movie talk with a horror recommendation and a discussion about what makes violence feel inventive versus excessive. The episode slides into celebrity commenta...

Gary and Selena get into celebrity drama surrounding Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and the British royal family, including title disputes and public backlash. They talk about shock documentaries and extreme media with discussions around Faces of Death, graphic historical footage, and why people are drawn to disturbing content. The episode includes conversation about cursed films, on-set tragedies,...

Gary and Selena talk through backlash and reaction after a polarizing radio appearance, including audience responses, accusations of being inappropriate, and why authenticity tends to divide listeners. The conversation moves into Mormon soaking culture, how it works, why it exists, and the bizarre logistics surrounding it. Gary and Selena also discuss celebrity identity shifts, including JoJo Siwa...

Grant and Cait kick off an uncensored Couples Therapy simulcast with chaotic “horny honey” experiments, unexpected side effects, and the kind of intimate oversharing that instantly shocks new listeners. They bounce between marriage routines, Cait’s new glasses and eye doctor mishaps, and the darkest possible dinner-table topics like vomiting horror stories, fast-food aftermath, and whether certain...

Gary and Selena move from candy nostalgia and Southwest tourist culture into strange observations about souvenir towns, crystal shops, and why certain places feel identical no matter where you are. They talk about celebrity arrests, public intoxication lines, mushrooms versus alcohol, and how setting and lighting can completely derail a good night. The conversation drifts into microdosing routines...

Gary and Selena dive into skepticism about space travel, celebrity space tourism, and why media spectacle feels disconnected from reality. They talk about women in space headlines, distrust of billion-dollar stunts, Arizona weather anomalies, strange cloud formations, and how quickly conversations shift from festivals like Coachella into broader cultural exhaustion. Gary and Selena move through tr...

Gary and Selena talk through impulse versus patience, everyday irritations, and why small rewards feel meaningful in a chaotic world. They move from clothing choices and personal style into intimacy boundaries, confidence, and why buying clothes for other people often backfires. Gary and Selena share a vape store encounter that turns into an unexpected discussion about supplements, masculinity, de...

Gary and Selena move through a loose, unfiltered stretch of conversation that jumps from nicotine pouches and vape-store encounters to live music chaos, festival crowds, and the strange social rituals that happen when brands, substances, and people collide. As the episode unfolds, Gary and Selena drift into observations about relationships, money, celebrity tie-ins, and the oddly intimate moments...

"Gary" and "Selena" drift through a long, winding conversation that jumps from cosmetic procedures and body anxiety into arguments, misunderstandings, and the quiet tension that builds after a fight. As the episode unfolds, "Gary" and "Selena" touch on jealousy, fear, public safety, and the strange ways everyday disagreements turn emotional when nobody feels heard. The discussion spirals outward i...

"Gary" and "Selena" open this episode in a loose, chaotic rhythm that slides from pop culture obsession into absurd invention, relationship banter, and creeping existential thoughts. As they react to television moments, product ideas, AI, fame, and internet spectacle, "Gary" and "Selena" bounce between playful curiosity and uneasy reflection. The conversation moves from harmless jokes into darker...

Gary and Selena drift through unpaid gigs, ruined dinners, public embarrassment, and half-serious conspiracy theories as the episode unfolds into a string of everyday failures and uneasy observations. From cooking mistakes and throwing up in public to questioning space travel, money, work, and whether anything actually functions the way it’s supposed to, Gary and Selena balance frustration with hu...

Gary and Selena move through awkward neighbor encounters, daytime coyotes, scammy “expert” advice, and spiraling thoughts about race, media, and credibility. What starts with small irritations around home life stretches into bigger discomfort about who gets to speak, who profits off insecurity, and how easily conversations slide into paranoia, frustration, and dark curiosity. Gary and Selena circl...

"Gary" and "Selena" spiral through celebrity obsession, reality television burn-out, and conspiracy-tinged speculation, bouncing between Heidi Klum, YouTube fame cycles, and why certain public figures feel impossible to escape. The conversation moves into space travel skepticism, stranded astronauts, billionaire tech theatrics, and whether any of it feels real anymore. From there, "Gary" and "Sele...

"Gary" and "Selena" open the episode with awkward run-ins with listeners, money stress, taxes, and the strange reality of putting constant effort into something that barely pays back. They move into the Snow White backlash, Disney’s decision to replace dwarfs with “magical creatures,” and why reworking familiar stories keeps creating more outrage than excitement. The conversation drifts through wa...

Gary and Selena drift through late-night TV, old episodes of Cops, and how casual nostalgia collides with real consequences. From stories about arrests, drugs, and reckless driving to freeway pileups, dust storms, and fatal crashes, the conversation keeps circling the thin line between dark curiosity and lived reality. Gary and Selena reflect on true-crime figures chasing attention, viral violence...

"Gary" and "Selena" move through serial killers, the death penalty, and whether mental health diagnoses should change how punishment is applied. The conversation drifts into Lego factories, obscure production facts, and how trivial information can coexist alongside discussions of life sentences and simulated punishment. "Gary" and "Selena" talk through reality television burnout, Casey Anthony res...