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Should you hold onto your clothes to pass onto your grown children? Why do women's pants have shallow pockets? Should Kate wash her dishes in the river? The answers to these questions, plus Matt fights his armpits, in today's show.

Is it weird to wear your lover's tooth on a necklace? Are "barbecue" and "cookout" interchangeable? Is water out of the bathroom faucet gross? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's reluctance to meet his neighbors, in today's show.

Should Matt and Kate have a gross-photo competition? Can a bridge be haunted? Is Kate still sleeping under her sheets? The answers to these questions, plus a hippie gnome, in today's show.

Do vegetables belong in your popcorn? Should J.Lo keep the engagement ring? What's the difference between a tux and a suit? The answers to these questions, plus iceball fights, in today's show.

Do restaurants spit in your food? Are Matt and Kate capable of growing up? Are hotdogs barbecue? The answers to these questions, plus work naps, in today's show.

Why should you leave spiders alone? What happened to bug zappers? Should Matt and Kate develop their own marijuana strain? The answers to these questions, plus a Spanish-Spanglish lesson, in today's show.

Is Matt a lot lizard? Will a chiropractor come to Kate's rescue? Which Matt and Kate cohost knows a suspicious amount about truck stops along I-29? The answers to these questions, plus McDonald's Day, in today's show.

Should Matt see a chiropractor for a foot ailment? Should you get plastic surgery on your face? Is a local injury lawyer icing down I-29 during the winter? The answers to these questions, plus how to make maple syrup like a true Canadian, in today's show.

Will Matt invite Kate to his post-COVID rave? Is stress eating a myth? How can you prevent Facebook from sharing sad memories? The answers to these questions, plus valuable cupcake calories, in today's show.

What is a St. Joe Tuxedo? When does Ice Cream Season begin? Why is Matt suspicious of Big Denim's latest take on fashion? The answers to these questions, plus a garden with legs, in today's show.

Is Kate "stepping to" Matt? Can monkeys remove gum from each other's body hair? What was dialup internet like? The answers to these questions, plus frozen broccoli, in today's show.

How's Kate feeling after her COVID-19 vaccination? Did Matt steal something from McDonald's when he worked there? Is "bevy" or "coldie" the weirder word? The answers to these questions, punishing children with froyo, in today's show.

Why should you adjust your ceiling fan when seasons change? Are Cheetos Puffs really Cheetos? Can you prep black beans in your car? The answers to these questions, plus Matt impersonates a seahorse, in today's show.

What kind of bed did Kate get for the new house? Has Kate found good hiding spots in the new house? Do ghosts live in Kate's new house? The answers to these questions, plus Matt fights insomnia with videogames, in today's show.

What would Matt post in a Craigslist personal ad? What are the most popular sauces by state? How can you cut an onion without crying? The answers to these questions, plus a Bruno Mars imposter, in today's show.

Why does Matt think one-blade razors are superior? What are the most popular cocktails by state? Will Kate become the next Grass Man? The answers to these questions, plus the year 2100, in today's show.

Can girls be Altar Boys? Will Kate dress her dog up as the Easter Bunny? Can the Mister Rogers communicate like Chewbacca? The answers to these questions, plus alcoholic popsicles, in today's show.

Why do you sleep less as you age? Who stares at guys' crotches more: women or men? Will Kate share her elf's email address? The answers to these questions, the neighbor watches Matt mow the lawn, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate find Fabio attractive? What is a fatberg? Which Matt and Kate cohost had to suffer growing up without dialup internet? The answers to these questions, plus Kate makes the bed, in today's show.

How many more years will Kate feel guilty for returning an overcooked steak? Can Matt talk Kate into a reverse mortgage on her new house? Can Kate operate a scooter? The answers to these questions, plus intimidating baristas, in today's show. 🐓🖕🏽💲

Should guys critique women's hair? Can you keep butter at room temperature forever? Are Matt and Kate kosher? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's old-man crush, on today's show.

What is Tab Bankruptcy? Why did Kate take her car through the wash two times in a five-minute span? Why does Matt want Kate to lose an arm? The answers to these questions, plus being kind to yourself, in today's show.

How did the Calm app make Kate panic? Why does Matt seek Kate's husbands approval? What's indecent exposure? The answers to these questions, plus a new phrase to embroider on your pillow, in today's show.

Would Matt and Kate spongebathe Arnold Schwarzenegger? Why are meteorologists denied access to radio station playlists? What would you do with that big fat butt? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's reaction to the addition of "supposably" to the dictionary, in today's show.

What is the proper condiment placement on a cheeseburger? Does Kate owe her neighbors after they gave her a housewarming gift? Is it okay to use an app at the stoplight when you are driving? The answers to these questions, plus Grandma's Pandemic Brownies, in today's show.