Technopathic

What's the latest from the alcoholic seltzer industry? Why can't Kate make banana bread? Should you eat unwrapped candy from a tiny vending machine? The answers to these questions, plus confirmation bias, in today's show.

How has moving caused Kate to consume less booze? How many Hot and Ready pizzas can Matt take down in one sitting? Now that she's nearly moved out, how does Kate plan to use her empty apartment during the remaining two months on her lease? The answers to these questions, plus J. Lo in a bathtub, in today's show.

Should Matt and Kate sell mousepads? How do you pronounce Hamm's? Why can't YouTubers take vacations? The answers to these questions, plus swimmers' hot bodies, in today's show.

How did Pixar animate the piano-playing fingers in Soul ? What are the pitfalls of buying your child a home-office play set? Did Matt get a Walmart.com commenter banned from posting? The answers to these questions, plus dogs in suits FaceTime each other, in today's show.

Should Matt send the boss an email or just talk to him via the power of radio? How do you pronounce diabetes? Should you write your will on a napkin? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate might be too old for emoji, in today's show.

Why is Matt taking photos of his drinks? Did we learn nothing from the hit movie Face/Off? Can Matt and Kate speak turkey? The answers to these questions, plus Airport Code Quiz, in today's show.

Does Kate have carwash withdrawal? Do full-blooded Italians eat at Olive Garden? Which Batman had the best eyeliner? The answers to these questions, plus the evolution of Spring Break, in today's show.

What epic fails has Kate's builder left at her new home? Why should you choose crushed ice over cubed? How can you gain immunity from HR fouls? The answers to these questions, plus don't talk to Matt until he's had his Matt and Kate, in today's show.

Is watching the grandkids play basketball worth it if you can't smell the gym? Should you ever wash fancy jeans? Do serial killers keep jars of pickle juice in the fridge? The answers to those questions, plus Matt's perfect foil tear, in today's show.

Should you label your fridge? What's the latest Peanut Butter Cup? Is "Old Meat" a good nickname? The answers to these questions, plus amended vows, in today's show?

Should you put a disco ball in your pantry? Why do dressing rooms have bad lighting? Why does Kate want to be called mommy? The answers to these questions, plus scented masks, in today's show.

Does heavy metal violate the Geneva Convention? Do you play by ear or play by year? Should you suppress a sneeze?  The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate flex their English skills, in today's show.

How can you improve pizza by throwing it on the floor? Are Matt and Kate too skinny for radio? Why is Kate's daughter sad about moving out of the small apartment into a big house?  The answers to these questions, plus food poisoning, in today's show.

Can Kate teach us how to make sour cream like the kind at Chipotle? Can Matt cook with fresh garlic? How do you pronounce ALDI? The answers to these questions, plus unlocking life levels, in today's show.

Does Kate have pickle-juice regret? Do uniforms prevent bullying? Does Matt know how to use a calendar? The answers to these questions, plus drunken school fundraisers, in today's show.

Is a sprained ankle worse than a broken ankle? How will Kate celebrate pandemic St. Patrick's Day? How many trips can you take to the ER with your kids before the authorities get called? The answers to these questions, plus actors' failed audtions, in today's show.

How did Kate deform Patrick Mahomes? What's the difference between ranch dressing and ranch dip? Can your garden offend the neighbors? The answers to these questions, plus state-by-state dip rankings, in today's show.

What sacrifices are Matt and Kate making for Lent? How does Kate spy on her girls at school lunch? Should Kate run Matt's dating profile? The answers to these questions, plus Kate practices yelling in her new house, in today's show.  

Is our calendar lying to us about George Washington's birthday? Can you make every type of egg in the microwave? Will Kate let her daughter shave her head?  The answers to these questions, plus Tom Brady kisses his son weird, in today's show.

What are Kate's grievances against the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Are school cliques always bad? Why is Matt writing things down? The answers to these questions, plus backpack fashion accessories, in today's show.

How many tabs does Kate have open? Why does Santa put gifts in blister packs? Is a junk drawer really a drawer of junk? The answers to these questions, plus Velma, in today's show.

Can Matt learn a British accent? What word does Kate want to cancel? How much should you trust the children with Google? The answers to these question, plus an accidental roundup of 90s sitcoms, in today's show.

Does low humidity cause bloody noises? Can PSAs backfire? How has Kate designed the stairs in her new house to accommodate falling down them? The answers to these questions, plus potty train your cat, in today's show.

Bad grammar has Matt and Kate wondering: can one own a welcome? Is Kate moonlighting as a trucker? Does Matt have a clue about the bar scene? The answers to these questions, plus topless Jim Belushi, in today's show.

Do you have to pick up your dog's poop if there is snow on the ground? Can you be so muscular it's uncomfortable? Are there chicken in the sea? The answers to these questions, plus Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper featuring The Rock, in today's show.