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What is the latest in seltzer and alcoholic-popsicle technology? Should you sleep while driving? What mainstream actors have been in softcore? The answers to these questions, plus Natty vs Keystone, in today's show.

Why should you put expensive items on your wedding registry, and then tell people to not buy those items? Why is Kate thumbs down on gravy boats? When should you put your parents in a home? The answers to these questions, plus salt, in today's show.

Why did Matt move his toaster oven outside? What are the best ways to recover from a sunburn? How is Kate desperately clinging to her children's childhoods this time? The answers to these questions, plus Granny Kate, in today's show.

Should Matt let his neighbor's plants die? What shouldn't you have in your home after the age of 30? Should you return to the office or quit if your boss tells you work-from-home time is over? The answers to these questions, plus how to give a belated Father's Day gift, in today's show.

What's the difference between locusts and cicadas? What drink should you dip pickles in? How can you hack your vacuum cleaner? The answers to these questions, plus canine panic attacks, in today's show.

What are the favorite candies by state? Are pools too quick to shutdown following a Code Brown? Should Kate hang some drywall? The answers to these questions, plus "you can't make me," in today's show.

What are the best summer drinks? What new drinks will Kate not drink in the fall? Should Matt and Kate hire housekeepers or should they buy robot vacuums? The answers to these questions, plus cubicle roofs, in today's show.

How did Kate do at her first-ever bar trivia night? Should Matt wear a skirt? Should you give your dad cash for Father's Day? The answers to these questions, plus Kate tests Matt's pop-music cred, in today's show.

How can you help your dog cope when you stop working from home? How can Kate get her kids excited about summer learning? How awkward can Matt be around the company bigwigs? The answers to these questions, plus coworkers from the 1950s, in today's show.

Why shouldn't you mow grass into the street? What makes Kate's husband so hot? Does Matt have a sweater of back hair? The answers to these questions, plus sunscreen in the eyes, in today's show.

How many people do you need to murder to become a serial killer? Will Kate join the naked cyclists? What should you eat before drinking to avoid a hangover? The answers to these questions, plus sniffing laundry, in today's show.

Why do TV actors make more now than they did 20 years ago when shows had far more viewers? What are the smelliest states? Has Matt learned his state capitals? The answers to these questions, plus celebrities on game shows, in today's show.

What are the favorite drunk foods by state? Jennifer Lopez or Jennifer Garner? What is Kate's daughter mailing the Queen of England? The answers to these questions, plus Spot the Difference, in today's show.

Will Matt and Kate celebrate Amazon Prime Day? How can you shop local to cancel out your Amazon-Prime-Day savings? What kind of book do Matt and Kate want to write with the listeners' help? The answers to these questions, plus a three-year-old's plans to keep all the birthday cake for herself, in today's show.

What does Kate think about Kidz Bop? Should you show your secret lair to the neighbors when discussing your similar floor plans? Is bad driving the result of genetics or learned behavior? The answers to these questions, plus Donut Festival, in today's show.

What is Matt's adult entertainer name? What do best friends envy about each other? How should you handle passive aggressive email? The answers to these questions, plus comment generators, in today's show.

Why is Kate's husband using her Facebook account? Should you get a permit for your garage sale? Should Matt put a mirror in his kitchen? The answers to these questions, plus the Friends reunion, in today's show.

Why does Matt think Kate should set the kids free? Why was Kate disappointed at Sam's Club? Will Matt convince the listeners to buckle their seatbelts? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's first gathering with the neighbors, in today's show.

Today is so many thrilling days, which one will Matt and Kate celebrate? Should you feed Flamin' Hot Cheetos to a monkey? Has Kate been wearing deodorant during the pandemic? The answers to these questions, plus alarm clock shortages, in today's show.

Is Kate's jealousy of Matt justified? Why can't Matt go to buffets? Where won't Kate allow bacon? The answers to these questions, plus Never Have I Ever, in today's show.

What's a fun new pickle recipe? What the h is going on with the wannabe Brady Bunch reunion? What nicknames does Kate use around the house?  The answers to these questions, plus a new movie theater concept, in today's show.

Does the internet ever forget failed engagements? What major life goal has Kate fallen short of? What happens to Matt when he's had too much caffeine? The answers to these stories, plus food that resembles baby diarrhea, in today's show.

What is a Geriatric Millennial? Should you consider a fake wedding? Why do Matt and Kate wear headphones weird? The answers to these questions, plus Signal Removal Study, in today's show.

What is Kate's new, innovative couch all about? What if Matt was Kate's son? What's a number between 1 and 20? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate invent a new booze product, in today's show.

Should you be suspicious of your second-born child? Is Matt a hoarder? What are the health benefits of chores? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's lawn-mowing incident, in today's show.