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Should you put Pam or Crisco on your sled? Should you name a roach after your ex? What is Kate's Valentines Pizza recipe? The answers to these questions, plus duck off, in today's show.

Why are Kate's Christmas lights still up? Why is Matt obsessed with a fake cowboy? What are the results from Dry January? The answers to these questions, plus masked chest bumps, in today's show.

Why are the Olympics weird this year? What happened when 100 monkeys were on the loose? Does the Kool-Aid Man or Macho Man Randy Savage own the phrase "oh yeah"? The answers to these questions, plus cardigans, in today's show.

Did Matt film any misbehavors on his flight? Why won't Kate wear a scarf? How do people behave in Portland? The answers to these questions, plus selfie tips, in today's show.

Is it a bad time to start dating? What is financial infidelity? What celebrity fiancée wears a  thorn ring? The answers to these questions, plus Nuggets of Love, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate approve of the new M&M characters? What is the weather outlook for February? Should you put ice in your wine? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's dry January approaches an end, in today's show.

What is with the multicolored grids on social media? Why does Kate want to limit her kids' sports activities? How can you become a Wienermobile driver? The answers to these questions, plus a dog wearing shoes, in today's show.

How should you bet on the Super Bowl? Do potheads hang at the senior center? Which Matt and Kate host had a pager in high school, and did they sell drugs? The answers to these questions, plus the latest candle abomination, in today's show.

Should you boil your chicken in NyQuil? Should Matt cause a scene on a plane? Why should you turn off the sound in a video game? The answers to these questions, how to spell names, in today's show.

Why is Matt experiencing FOMO? Can Shawn and Camila still be friends? How many hours do you use your phone each day? The answers to these questions, plus a burrito on your steak, in today's show.

Should Matt drink blood? Should you accept chalk as payment? Why do British people sing in an American accent? The answers to these questions, plus a lady with a child's voice, in today's show.

What theme song have Matt and Kate been messing up? Is Kate experiencing fun effects due to Dry January? Which fast food joint is selling Speedos? The answers to these questions, plus potatoes, in today's show.

What anatomically correct Lego sets are available? Have Matt and Kate had covid? How does Kate's daughter ruin everything? The answers to these questions, plus dead celebrities, in today's show.

Can Matt match the slogan with the product? What are the latest bizarre posts from St. Joe's Nextdoor? What are the lyrics to the Crocodile Mile commercial? The answers to these questions, plus Chiefs spoilers, in today's show.

What is the latest plant-based fast food? Should you lie to your children? When should you honk your horn? The answers to these questions, plus rockstar names for your baby, in today's show.

What is Taco Bell up to this time? What is Go Go Juice? What books and movies should Matt and Kate consume? The answers to these questions, plus Hoverounds and Segways, in today's show.

Do mothers have memories of their babies being babies? At what age do kids start playing mind games with each other? At what age should kids stop spilling food all over the car? The answers to these questions, plus a big Little Caesars milestone, in today's show.

Will Kate's dog-sitting experience convince her to get a puppy? What are the phrases we want to see go away in the New Year? What are the best cities for maintaining your New Year's Resolution? The answers to these questions, plus party-sub Bloody Mary, in today's show.

What 80s TV ads do Matt and Kate remember? Why did Kate buy ugly shoes? What is the new abomination from McDonald's? The answers to these questions, plus pee breaks, in today's show.

How should one drive in the middle lane? What is the latest 80s spinoff? Why should you befriend a little old lady? The answers to these questions, plus car DVD players, in today's show.

Should you consider a fake hickey? Should you schedule difficult conversations with your companion once a week? Who were the topped searched athletes, musicians, and actors of 2021? The answers to these questions, plus the wrong Kardashian, in today's show.

Is Gen Z making Millenials less relevant? Wendy's or Applebee's? Should you mix different types of alcohol? The answers to these questions, plus slipping the tongue, in today's show.

What cities should you move to? How did Kate's teacher insult her in Spanish? What are the top emoji of 2021? The answers to these questions, plus New Years Resolutions, in today's show.

Can you pack too much underwear? Did Apple choose an ugly shade of green in iMessage to shame Android users? Who is the Elmer in Elmer's Glue? The answers to these questions, plus pre-fab gingerbread houses, in today's show. Note: We are on break and will be back with new shows starting January 3. Thanks for listening. - Matt and Kate

Can you refrigerate red wine? Do Kate's kids have too many pajamas? Did pirates have limes? The answers to these questions, plus pitting out, in today's show.