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Who is Kate's latest family member? What hacks can you employ to eat less or more in a sitting? How early is too early for spring break? The answers to these questions, plus dog sweaters, in today's show.

What are some easy, affordable home upgrades? Do you need to bless every sneeze that happens during a sequence of sneezes? What is most likely to influence who you are: genetics or your astrology sign? The answers to these questions, plus karma, in today's show.

Kate is on spring break, and we'll be back with a new podcast this Thursday, March 10. Thanks for listening. We couldn't do it without you.

Who said it: Bruce Wayne or Lil Wayne? Do opposites attract? Does Matt have a small-appliance addiction? The answers to these questions, plus Justin Bieber makes us feel old, in today's show.

Is it rude to say "no problem" in response to a thank you? Does leftover Chinese food lead to amputations? What shows will make Kate run better? The answers to these questions, plus baby bump petting, in today's show.

Can Catholics enjoy McMuffin Day on Ash Wednesday? Do Matt and Kate recognize Meteorological Spring? Is Dr. Seuss canceled? The answers to these questions, plus heated clothing, in today's show.

What are the biggest arguments couples have about food? Does cereal count as breakfast for dinner? What is a dumpster? The answers to these questions, plus Taylor Swift vs William Shakespeare, in today's show.

Will Matt and Kate go on the Golden Girls cruise? What's the latest ice cream? Why does Kate enjoy Gray Sweatpants Season? The answers to these questions, plus lying to the children, in today's show.

What are the latest beverages? What's with the lines on red party cups? How do Matt and Kate get motivated to clean the house? The answers to these questions, plus breakfast in the car, in today's show.

What is the Matt and Kate review of The Tinder Swindler? Which boy band received a dead shark in their fan mail? Does Kate do shots of ranch? The answers to these questions, plus National Chili Day, in today's show.

What should you eat before bed? Is there a medium intestine? Should Kate buy curtains for her neighbors? The answers to these questions, plus brain tacos, in today's show.

Will Matt and Kate eat squirrel? When does Kate want to die? When will Matt get a cat? The answers to these queestions, plus donkeys in bathtubs, in today's show.

Can a donette be giant? What are the new jelly beans? Is Kate fun at parties? The answers to these questions, plus thank you, in today's show.

What should you bring to your Airbnb? Is potato a good perfume? What is dirtier than your toilet seat? The answers to these questions, plus arctic hotel rooms, in today's show.

How has the iPhone hurt chewing gum sales? Why does Matt panic at self checkout? Does an apple feel similar to a tomato in your hand? The answers to these questions, plus Pringles mashed potatoes, in today's show.

How did a woman end up with a high heel puncturing her foot? Does ice fishing encourage prostitution? What is Kate's tip for speeding without getting pulled over? The answers to these questions, plus celebrity college degrees, in today's show.

Can Twitter get people to Tweet kinder things? Can Matt get Kate to play Mariokart? How does making the bed affect your health? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate impersonate St. Patrick, in today's show.

Will Kate slap the bag for Valentine's Day? Should fifth graders give romantic Valentine's cards? Should you drink more coffee? The answers to these questions, plus alcohol enthusiasts, in today's show.

When should you use the Biting Lip emoji? Why would you call the cops on Valentine's Day? Why would you not want to live to be 100? The answers to these questions, plus Peloton's severance package, in today's show.

Why does Jeff Bezos want to dismantle a Dutch bridge? What is Bud Light NEXT? Are men more responsible for a successful Valentine's Day than women? The answers to these questions, plus old hags, in today's show.

What are the worst Valentine's gifts? Should Matt get buried like Dracula? Has Kate been getting wasted since Dry January ended? The answers to these questions, plus firepit weather, in today's show.

What type of toes do you have? Did Dale Earnhardt's ghost force someone to drive the wrong way on the highway? What slang is becoming extinct? The answers to these questions, plus Bob Ross on repeat, in today's show.

What are the most popular sports superstitions? Should Matt put on weight, clothes, or something else? Who will put up curtains first: Kate or her neighbors? The answers to these questions, plus slippers, in today's show.

How do you get rid of ear worms? Do Matt and Kate slap the bag? Why should you turn on subtitles? The answers to these questions, plus hooligans performing shenanigans, on today's show.

What ice cream should you give for Valentine's Day? How is Matt infecting himself? Does Kate light tires on fire? The answers to these questions, plus too much wine, in today's show.