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How does Matt think Kate should frighten her kids? Would you take a beer bath? What are the youths in Kate's neighborhood vandalizing? The answers to these questions, plus early retirement, in today's show.

What feedback did Matt and Kate get about walking the cat? How many Kmarts are left? Can Matt and Kate wrap their brains around the Gen Z app BeReal? The answers to these questions, plus real headlines vs fake headlines, in today's show.

Who is pregnant? What phrases make no sense to someone born after the year 2000? What "adult conversations" is Kate having that her kids aren't allowed to hear? The answers to these questions, plus puppy scams, in today's show.

Are Kate's half-marathon ambitions falling apart? Why is Peppa Pig appealing? How does Matt plan to hunt for eggs? The answers to these questions, plus Dunkin' cosmetics, in today's show.

Who attacked Kate's eye? What are effective ways to scare your children? What dead rock star is getting the opera treatment? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate ponder their relevance, in today's show.

What new concessions are available for the new baseball season? Is Justin Bieber competing with Selena Gomez? Is Hailey Bieber pregnant? The answers to these questions, plus no makeup, in today's show.

Should you use your laptop on the toilet? Can you trap the Easter Bunny? Do Matt and Kate want their corpses to be propped upright in a club when they die? The answers to these questions, plus piñatas, in today's show.

What does your coffee order say about your personality? What beverage can you drink in the metaverse? What is the latest Peeps-based food item? The answers to these questions, plus Circus Peanuts, in today's show.

Why is Kate failing to train for her half marathon? Why does Matt want an exoskeleton? Can you return a puppy because it eats poop? The answers to these questions, plus the wrong Will Smith, in today's show.

How can you save on Easter candy? What emoji do Matt and Kate recommend? What creepy movie is getting a prequel? The answers to these questions, plus The Sports Bra, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate approve of April Fools? Are you sick of hearing about Will Smith? Should you flip off other drivers? The answers to these questions, plus The Beave vs The Biebs, in today's show.

What musician canceled his show so he could attend the Final Four? Would you like to greet aliens to Earth? Should you smell your shoes? The answers to these questions, plus gassy husbands, in today's show.

How badly did Kate mess up her cookie recipe? What will Matt do now that chili season is ending? Would Icarus be able to fly closer to the sun with modern wing technology? The answers to these questions, plus a Celebrity Feud Game, in today's show.

What makes someone a picky eater? When is cursing good for you? Should you or should you not dye eggs for Easter? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's near-death experience, in today's show.

What happened at The Oscars last night between Chris Rock and Will Smith? How do you fall back asleep when you wake up in the middle of the night? What Wordle spinoffs are available? The answers to these questions, plus fake drinks, in today's show.

What animal are you in Zoom? What is the latest movie to become a musical? Who is the bigger traffic offender: Matt or Kate? The answers to these questions, plus agree to disagree, in today's show.

Can Matt determine which grocery items are more expensive than a gallon of gas? Why won't Kate get coffee for her husband? Which profane celebrity was on Sesame Street recently? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Dead or Alive, in today's show.

Are there more wheels or doors in the world? Should Matt worry about being wrong? What is Kate's puppy scared of? The answers to these questions, plus community Keurigs, in today's show.

Did astronauts invent Tang? Why is Kate down on music during Lent? Do sitcoms still have "very special" episodes? The answers to these questions, plus spinning rims, in today's show.

Is a baby fist a good unit of measurement? What's a Husband Pod? Why are CD sales up? The answers to these questions, plus Garth Brooks' dye job, in today's show.

Who is the latest celebrity headed to space? Besides winter, what season is coming to an end? Why does the puppy make Kate reluctant to start a garden? The answers to these questions, plus Post Malone's nips, in today's show.

Why won't Matt buy Guinness on St. Patrick's Day? Why do people use pacifiers at raves? Should you go to Vegas alone? The answers to these questions, plus pizza buffets, in today's show.

Why are employee perks going away at Facebook? Which mascot would win in a fight? Why shouldn't you mow in the nude? The answers to these questions, plus Worlds of Fun memories, in today's show.

Have Matt and Kate changed driving habits since gas prices jumped? Will Kate tell Matt he has moon face? Is it vasectomy season? The answers to these questions, plus kids don't drive, in today's show.

Will Kate's puppy become friends with a robot vacuum? Did Kate get the puppy for the show? Should you run background checks on the people you date? The answers to these questions, plus Abraham Lincoln's take on the internet, in today's show.