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Fresh content tomorrow!

We'll be back Tuesday with fresh content. In the meantime, we think our clips are among our least bad stuff.

Lucky you, it's time for a clip show!

Note: We won't have a podcast Wednesday, May 11. We'll be back Thursday. How can you predict mosquito bites? What's the difference between a locust and a cicada? Why should you test baby names at Starbucks? The answers to these questions, plus egg balls, in today's show.

Should cops have shot a Roomba? Who said it: Ross or Rachael from Friends? Should there be an AI Roger Ebert? The answers to these questions, plus space nudes, in today's show.

How can you go to concerts for cheap? Should you feng shui your front door? Should cars make horse sound effects? The answers to these questions, plus seatbelt deaths, in today's show.

Who won: Matt's car or the deer? What is the Leavenworth hand sign? Does Ken have a FUPA? The answers to these questions, plus celebrity birthdays to make you feel old, in today's show.

How well do you know Monica and Rachael from Friends? What does it sound like to give birth on a plane? Should you put OJ on your cereal? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate's sabbatical, in today's show.

Can you get tickets to see Taylor Swift give the commencement speech for NYU? Can you match the plastic surgery to the celebrity? Do you get paid to poop? The answers to these questions, plus Mother's Day edibles, in today's show.

Should movie theaters have intermissions? When was the last time Kate peed her pants? Should you buy expensive shampoo? The answers to these questions, plus equestrians, in today's show.

Will you have ads in your Netflix? What are the best and worst cities for dating? Are swim trunks swimsuits?  The answers to these questions, plus forgetting your passport, in today's show.

Why does 4/20 exist? Which movies are drawing people to the theater? Do more people save or spend their tax refund? The answers to these questions, plus keeping your phone cool, in today's show.

What goods have seen the biggest price increases? What do employers think about employees who turn their cameras off during Zoom meetings? How do you pick your favorite child? The answers to these questions, plus tax woes, in today's show.

Is Matt becoming the old man who yells at the neighborhood kids? What are Hello Fresh ice packs made of? Is it appropriate to dial 911 for a Happy Meal? The answers to these questions, plus J.Lo's engagement, in today's show.

How does Matt think Kate should frighten her kids? Would you take a beer bath? What are the youths in Kate's neighborhood vandalizing? The answers to these questions, plus early retirement, in today's show.

What feedback did Matt and Kate get about walking the cat? How many Kmarts are left? Can Matt and Kate wrap their brains around the Gen Z app BeReal? The answers to these questions, plus real headlines vs fake headlines, in today's show.

Who is pregnant? What phrases make no sense to someone born after the year 2000? What "adult conversations" is Kate having that her kids aren't allowed to hear? The answers to these questions, plus puppy scams, in today's show.

Are Kate's half-marathon ambitions falling apart? Why is Peppa Pig appealing? How does Matt plan to hunt for eggs? The answers to these questions, plus Dunkin' cosmetics, in today's show.

Who attacked Kate's eye? What are effective ways to scare your children? What dead rock star is getting the opera treatment? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate ponder their relevance, in today's show.

What new concessions are available for the new baseball season? Is Justin Bieber competing with Selena Gomez? Is Hailey Bieber pregnant? The answers to these questions, plus no makeup, in today's show.

Should you use your laptop on the toilet? Can you trap the Easter Bunny? Do Matt and Kate want their corpses to be propped upright in a club when they die? The answers to these questions, plus piñatas, in today's show.

What does your coffee order say about your personality? What beverage can you drink in the metaverse? What is the latest Peeps-based food item? The answers to these questions, plus Circus Peanuts, in today's show.

Why is Kate failing to train for her half marathon? Why does Matt want an exoskeleton? Can you return a puppy because it eats poop? The answers to these questions, plus the wrong Will Smith, in today's show.

How can you save on Easter candy? What emoji do Matt and Kate recommend? What creepy movie is getting a prequel? The answers to these questions, plus The Sports Bra, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate approve of April Fools? Are you sick of hearing about Will Smith? Should you flip off other drivers? The answers to these questions, plus The Beave vs The Biebs, in today's show.