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What makes a public restroom "mom approved"? Should you consider a vacation home in central Kansas? How expired is too expired for milk? The answers to these questions, plus hospital pickles, in today's show.

How old do you need to be to be a great-great-great-grandmother? What has Kate's puppy learned to do? Do fences make for upset neighbors? The answers to these questions, plus chin lipo, in today's show.

What is Christmas in May? When will we get robots to do our chores? What's the difference between Miller Lite and Michelob Ultra? The answers to these questions, plus DIY injuries, in today's show.

Do redheads have more fun? What big change is coming to the Superbowl Halftime Show? Did Seacrest crap his pants? The answers to these questions, plus Ritz Oreos, in today's show.

Do taste buds change? Where shouldn't you store your loved ones' ashes? What new pop star babies are out? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity First Jobs Quiz, in today's show.

How well do you know Ross and Rachael's relationship from Friends? Who is leaving SNL? Should you be self-conscious about your high school yearbook? The answers to these questions, plus Matt kinda quits Twitter, in today's show.

Why is this a record year for marriages? What side hussle should Kate pursue? Is the Trash Panda look in style? The answers to these questions, plus fruit, in today's show.

Does Matt know how to use a grocery store? Which sports have the best injuries? How do you solve a toe cramp? The answers to these questions, plus celebrity dropouts vs celebrity graduates, in today's show.

Which popular artists have never hit number one? Are smart speakers dumdums? Is country music obscene? The answers to these questions, plus Cher, in today's show.

How well does Kate know Joey's relationships from Friends? What should you listen to to fall asleep? Should you hire high schoolers to drive your kids around? The answers to these questions, plus donkey flatulence, in today's show.

What is Matt's strategy for wasp encounters? Does honey cure allergies? What is the Kool-Aid Man Challenge? The answers to these questions, plus boy bands with no shirts, in today's show.

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Note: We won't have a podcast Wednesday, May 11. We'll be back Thursday. How can you predict mosquito bites? What's the difference between a locust and a cicada? Why should you test baby names at Starbucks? The answers to these questions, plus egg balls, in today's show.

Should cops have shot a Roomba? Who said it: Ross or Rachael from Friends? Should there be an AI Roger Ebert? The answers to these questions, plus space nudes, in today's show.

How can you go to concerts for cheap? Should you feng shui your front door? Should cars make horse sound effects? The answers to these questions, plus seatbelt deaths, in today's show.

Who won: Matt's car or the deer? What is the Leavenworth hand sign? Does Ken have a FUPA? The answers to these questions, plus celebrity birthdays to make you feel old, in today's show.

How well do you know Monica and Rachael from Friends? What does it sound like to give birth on a plane? Should you put OJ on your cereal? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate's sabbatical, in today's show.

Can you get tickets to see Taylor Swift give the commencement speech for NYU? Can you match the plastic surgery to the celebrity? Do you get paid to poop? The answers to these questions, plus Mother's Day edibles, in today's show.

Should movie theaters have intermissions? When was the last time Kate peed her pants? Should you buy expensive shampoo? The answers to these questions, plus equestrians, in today's show.

Will you have ads in your Netflix? What are the best and worst cities for dating? Are swim trunks swimsuits?  The answers to these questions, plus forgetting your passport, in today's show.

Why does 4/20 exist? Which movies are drawing people to the theater? Do more people save or spend their tax refund? The answers to these questions, plus keeping your phone cool, in today's show.

What goods have seen the biggest price increases? What do employers think about employees who turn their cameras off during Zoom meetings? How do you pick your favorite child? The answers to these questions, plus tax woes, in today's show.

Is Matt becoming the old man who yells at the neighborhood kids? What are Hello Fresh ice packs made of? Is it appropriate to dial 911 for a Happy Meal? The answers to these questions, plus J.Lo's engagement, in today's show.