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What theme song have Matt and Kate been messing up? Is Kate experiencing fun effects due to Dry January? Which fast food joint is selling Speedos? The answers to these questions, plus potatoes, in today's show.

What anatomically correct Lego sets are available? Have Matt and Kate had covid? How does Kate's daughter ruin everything? The answers to these questions, plus dead celebrities, in today's show.

Can Matt match the slogan with the product? What are the latest bizarre posts from St. Joe's Nextdoor? What are the lyrics to the Crocodile Mile commercial? The answers to these questions, plus Chiefs spoilers, in today's show.

What is the latest plant-based fast food? Should you lie to your children? When should you honk your horn? The answers to these questions, plus rockstar names for your baby, in today's show.

What is Taco Bell up to this time? What is Go Go Juice? What books and movies should Matt and Kate consume? The answers to these questions, plus Hoverounds and Segways, in today's show.

Do mothers have memories of their babies being babies? At what age do kids start playing mind games with each other? At what age should kids stop spilling food all over the car? The answers to these questions, plus a big Little Caesars milestone, in today's show.

Will Kate's dog-sitting experience convince her to get a puppy? What are the phrases we want to see go away in the New Year? What are the best cities for maintaining your New Year's Resolution? The answers to these questions, plus party-sub Bloody Mary, in today's show.

What 80s TV ads do Matt and Kate remember? Why did Kate buy ugly shoes? What is the new abomination from McDonald's? The answers to these questions, plus pee breaks, in today's show.

How should one drive in the middle lane? What is the latest 80s spinoff? Why should you befriend a little old lady? The answers to these questions, plus car DVD players, in today's show.

Should you consider a fake hickey? Should you schedule difficult conversations with your companion once a week? Who were the topped searched athletes, musicians, and actors of 2021? The answers to these questions, plus the wrong Kardashian, in today's show.

Is Gen Z making Millenials less relevant? Wendy's or Applebee's? Should you mix different types of alcohol? The answers to these questions, plus slipping the tongue, in today's show.

What cities should you move to? How did Kate's teacher insult her in Spanish? What are the top emoji of 2021? The answers to these questions, plus New Years Resolutions, in today's show.

Can you pack too much underwear? Did Apple choose an ugly shade of green in iMessage to shame Android users? Who is the Elmer in Elmer's Glue? The answers to these questions, plus pre-fab gingerbread houses, in today's show. Note: We are on break and will be back with new shows starting January 3. Thanks for listening. - Matt and Kate

Can you refrigerate red wine? Do Kate's kids have too many pajamas? Did pirates have limes? The answers to these questions, plus pitting out, in today's show.

What Chipotle merchandise should you buy? Is Matt hip with the kids? Does grease contain electrolytes? The answers to these questions, plus the Sample Lady, in today's show.

What side effects did Matt experience after getting his Covid booster? Kate is dog sitting: is it a trap? Is your tree messing with your wifi? The answers to these questions, plus pop-up bars, in today's show.

What are Matt and Kate's sled injuries? Which Die Hard films are Christmas movies? What aromatic log should you get for your fireplace? The answers to these questions, plus year-round Christmas lights, in today's show.

Can you give used gifts? Why does Kate want to ensconce Matt's desk in shrink wrap? Real tree or fake tree? The answers to these questions, plus Oreo wine, in today's show.

What is Kate's hangover cure? Does keg beer cause worse hangovers than other beers? What are the best places to hide Christmas gifts?  The answers to these questions, plus Dr. Jesus, in today's show.

What is the latest Hollywood production involving Kansas City? What animals are in the Nativity Scene? Would you survive 24 hours in a hotel room filled with constant Christmas music? The answers to these questions, plus time travel, in today's show.

What's Kate's trick for scoring seat upgrades? How much do the 12 Days of Christmas cost? How does Pete Davidson attract hot women? The answers to these questions, plus fat Magic Mike, in today's show.

How do you pronounce Coulier? What are the Urban Dictionary definitions for Matt and Kate? Did Kevin Costner have a stunt butt? The answers to these questions, plus Marlena gets possessed, in today's show.

What is octogenarian slang? Will Kate curse at the children and referees when she coaches basketball this weekend? Will Matt and Kate write a musical? The answers to these questions, plus print-worthy Tweets, in today's show.

Which iconic movie home can you Airbnb? What is the top slang of 2021? What are the top Youtube videos of 2021? The answers to these questions, plus painting your Christmas lights, in today's show.

Is a slumber party a good gift? Can Matt match the superhero with the superhero catch phrase? How much of The Jetsons future exists today? The answers to these questions, plus long fights with little kids, in today's show.