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What Chipotle merchandise should you buy? Is Matt hip with the kids? Does grease contain electrolytes? The answers to these questions, plus the Sample Lady, in today's show.

What side effects did Matt experience after getting his Covid booster? Kate is dog sitting: is it a trap? Is your tree messing with your wifi? The answers to these questions, plus pop-up bars, in today's show.

What are Matt and Kate's sled injuries? Which Die Hard films are Christmas movies? What aromatic log should you get for your fireplace? The answers to these questions, plus year-round Christmas lights, in today's show.

Can you give used gifts? Why does Kate want to ensconce Matt's desk in shrink wrap? Real tree or fake tree? The answers to these questions, plus Oreo wine, in today's show.

What is Kate's hangover cure? Does keg beer cause worse hangovers than other beers? What are the best places to hide Christmas gifts?  The answers to these questions, plus Dr. Jesus, in today's show.

What is the latest Hollywood production involving Kansas City? What animals are in the Nativity Scene? Would you survive 24 hours in a hotel room filled with constant Christmas music? The answers to these questions, plus time travel, in today's show.

What's Kate's trick for scoring seat upgrades? How much do the 12 Days of Christmas cost? How does Pete Davidson attract hot women? The answers to these questions, plus fat Magic Mike, in today's show.

How do you pronounce Coulier? What are the Urban Dictionary definitions for Matt and Kate? Did Kevin Costner have a stunt butt? The answers to these questions, plus Marlena gets possessed, in today's show.

What is octogenarian slang? Will Kate curse at the children and referees when she coaches basketball this weekend? Will Matt and Kate write a musical? The answers to these questions, plus print-worthy Tweets, in today's show.

Which iconic movie home can you Airbnb? What is the top slang of 2021? What are the top Youtube videos of 2021? The answers to these questions, plus painting your Christmas lights, in today's show.

Is a slumber party a good gift? Can Matt match the superhero with the superhero catch phrase? How much of The Jetsons future exists today? The answers to these questions, plus long fights with little kids, in today's show.

What are the results of Matt and Kate's quiche vs pizza survey? Why are vehicles losing heated seats? What are the grossest Thanksgiving foods? The answers to these questions, plus Arby's for your model railroad, in today's show.

What did various fast-food items cost when they debuted decades ago? What nefarious deeds did Kate do to become Homecoming Queen? What sayings make you sound old? The answers to these questions, plus candy scalpers, in today's show.

How did Matt blow it this time? Are pizza and quiche types of pie? Should Tony Danza play Mario? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's kids review Home Sweet Home Alone, in today's show.

What do Matt and Kate think about the new truck stop? Is Kate a lottery junkie? Why did the cow go down the slide? The answers to these questions, plus disobeying your Thanksgiving host, in today's show.

What time should you travel on Thanksgiving? Does Kate have a substance issue? What do Matt and Kate think about astrology? The answers to these questions, plus Inbox Zero, in today's show.

What do the critics say about Home Sweet Home Alone? Should Kate pluck her head hairs? Is road bingo an acceptable car activity for kids in the year 2021? The answers to these questions, plus a shot glass of gravy, in today's show.

Why do you forget what you are doing when you walk into a room? Should you butter your Pop Tart? What perks does Matt receive for managing his parents' cell plan? The answers to these questions, plus modern panhandlers, in today's show.

What anniversaries does Kate celebrate? Does Matt remember how to eat a cupcake? What's more important: toothbrush or toothpaste? The answers to these questions, plus second-hand vaping, in today's show.

How long have bears been wiping with toilet paper? Should you eat salmon from the road? Can Matt and Kate win at tongue twisters? The answers to these questions, plus video-game workouts, in today's show.

Can you have tequila at breakfast? How many alcohol-themed country songs can Kate name? How old is too old to attend a bachelor party? The answers to these questions, plus Monday Mindbenders, in today's show.

Whats it an atomic clock? Which reality TV show coming back after 20 years off the air? What creepy ways can you get someone's phone number? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's scam update, in today's show.

Are there more deer guts on the road this year? Should you wash brand-new clothes? Why do elementary kids play the recorder? The answers to these questions, plus sober spending, in today's show.

Is a vacuum an acceptable gift? How did Kate defeat a scammer? What is Black Irish? The answers to these questions, plus a movie anniversary makes Matt and Kate feel old, in today's show.

Has Kate finished her kids' Halloween candy yet? Is leftover spaghetti better than fresh? Is Facebook for old people? The answers to these questions, plus Matt doesn't want people to see his Instagram, in today's show.