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Excerpts that didn't make the cut for Episode 45 on Battle Bots, Princess Di, and the dangers of Instagram.

Tim and Ted pay tribute to some of the apps that have shaped their lives and pledge their undying support to the revolutionary elderly cause. Plus, how to get your royal Christmas card just right, and the debut of Bill Shine and the Crazy Diamonds' hit version of "Mother!"

As heard in Episode 44, Tim and Ted's hit new song, which they disavow. Coming soon to Spotify and Apple Music for your listening and viewing pleasure, respectively.

ELON MUSK IS THE RICHEST MAN ON EARTH! Tim and Ted break down what this historic news means for humankind and dadkind. Also, how they would spend their billions; the benefits of knowing a tactical dad; getting in shape for Elon; and the debut of a brand new song that they both deny writing.

It's the beginning of a new year and the boys are only a little late on their big New Years Eve show, due to an unforeseen rager at the Grey Shades Retirement Home. They detail their night of unexpected debauchery and discuss their hopes, dreams, and resolutions for the new year.

In this retelling of (and improvement upon) the classic Dickens tale, Tech Ted is shown the past, present and future of his life in tech with the help of three ghosts, his best friend, and the entire Tech Talk crew.

Ho ho ho, it's the Tech Talk Christmas episode! This week, Tim and Ted bemoan the sorry state of Christmas for fathers, discuss the reason for the season (presents), dig in to some of this year's hottest new tech gifts, divulge their secrets for selective delusion around the holidays, and sing some classic carols that may or may not get you banned from the Best Buy. Plus: addressing the latest not...

Tim and Ted take a break from their lives to dive back into one of their favorite topics: movie magic! They pitch some of their ideas, consider how their favorite films could be improved by embracing the spirit of youth, and tackle the scourge of subtlety in film.

It's Cyber Monday and you know what that means: deals, deals, deals! Tim and Ted discuss how best to prepare yourself mentally and physically for the big day. Also, the latest news from Grey Shades Nursing Home; inside Apple's Big Sir operating system; and the definitive truth on the rumors going around about Eric Clapton and Van Morrison.

Tim and Ted celebrate their 40th episode, and a sudden influx of listeners, with a supercharged MEGA episode that encapsulates virtually everything in their lives up until this point....plus a few new surprises.

Big Lullaby better watch out because a new app created by famed musician and Elon partner, Grime, is coming for them! As the boys explore on this bonus episode, Grime's groundbreaking new 'AI Lullaby' app combines the power of technology with the power of music, plus the power of babies, to revolutionize the way we sing to our kids (we won't have to anymore), and to finally give dads a long-awaite...

As the seasons change, Tim and Ted pay tribute to some of the beloved features we've lost this year. Plus, Ted's real world tech solution showdown; the honorable adventures of the Seven Tech Dads; getting to know Todd; and a very spooky episode of 'Two Men and the House of Shame.'

It's November 3, 2020 and you know what that means...Tim and Ted are finally covering the October 13 iPhone 12 event! They break down every detail of the groundbreaking announcement and deliver blow-by-blow commentary on the one thing on everyone's mind: the latest tech news, buzz and gossip.

Halloween is coming and Tim and Ted have all the tips and tricks you need to stay safe, and stylish, this holiday season. Featuring: Sexy tech costumes, haunted tech stories, the official release of the Tech Talk Patreon, and updates from the legitimately spooky lives of Tim and Ted. Boo!

Tech Tim's six-wheel tour of America concludes the only way it could: a giant battle royale at Sarah's cabin featuring all of the people who are out to "k" him...and a few surprises.

Due to circumstances outside of their control--Tech Tim missing, presumed chased by Farmer Tractorwheel--there's no full episode this week. The boys will be back next week; until then enjoy these extras from Episode 36!

The church bell iPhone alarm tolled nine times this week to commemorate the anniversary of Steve Jobs' passing, and the boys are grieving the only way they know how: in public. Tim and Ted run through their annual rituals for honoring Steve's legacy, atoning for their tech sins, and paying tribute to him through their art. Plus: Ted's viral anti-Emmett, pro-clown Tik Tok response track blows up an...

iOS 14 is here and the boys are on it like f's on s. They discuss everything you need to know about the groundbreaking update, including: how to prepare your phone for death, how not to listen to podcasts, and how widgets work (or don't). Also: Tim reports in from his ongoing adventures on the road and Ted addresses Emmett's latest, shameful viral video. Plus: The top three apps YOU need to enjoy...

Apple just had their September event and, even though no one gave them enough time to properly prepare, Tim and Ted are on it, providing blow-by-blow commentary for all the big releases and keeping an eye out for their best friend, Craig. Also, updates from Gareth, Uncle Rodney, Emmett, and Tim's six-wheel tour of America. Plus: a new Apple Watch wristband! (This is the second in Tech Talk’s serie...

The wait is over. Finally, you can pay money to listen to Tech Talk! This week, as we wait to hear from Tim and Ted (who have gone AWOL), we bring you a teaser for the Patreon-only Tech Talk Bonus Feed which, if you sign up, will offer you unprecedented behind-the-scenes access to the world of Tech Talk, and perhaps much more! Head on over to www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod to become a patron and supp...

Tech Tim is one week into his six-wheel tour of America but he had to make a pit stop both for personal health reasons and so that he and Ted could discuss the world-changing news about Elon Musk's new brain chip. The boys discuss all the reasons you should want your head chopped open, and have a frank discussion about their disappointments with Elon's otherwise stellar performance. Plus: Ted conn...

Tech dads rejoice, the annual printer firmware update roundup is here at last! But first a few updates, including: The latest in therapeutic clowning for the family; The formal release of I Wanna Meet Steve (ft. Ted); Setting the record straight on the Randy situation; A new episode recap for "Two Men and the House of Shame;" The further adventures of Tom de la Tom; and Tech Tim's big life change.

It's an absolutely monumental day in tech/human history as Apple proves itself the true father of all tech. And thanks to the very same tech, Tim and Ted are able to walk the red carpet! Plus: the Apple vs Fortnite squabble explained, for dads. And: the Gareth situation reaches its inevitable conclusion in an epic showdown of chowder vs duck.

They (Grace, Corey, Emmett, Sarah, Dennis, Randy, etc) said it couldn't be done, but The Boys have made it to their big Three-Oh! A massive show celebrating their many successes and looking to the future, all thanks to Uncle Rodney's Roofing Business. Featuring answers to your questions (Youshi), updates on Tom de la Tom, a new song, some thoughts on the proper way to punish sons (not the death pe...

The boys are back in town (except Ted is technically still in the woods) with a whole round of exciting, mostly good, updates! Plus: What if sounds could get into your brain?